Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

Becauce... you don't buy my products!!!

 

[trolman]

But I bought all that armorshine,shaveing cream,swords,shields,armor,axes,rifles,crossbows...

 

[Tleno]

Oh... well you haven't bought enough!

 

[trolman]

Um how about i buy more?

 

[Tleno]

No! Becauce you must be punished for posting KISS!

 

[trolman]

I am a warrior of the light!and god gave rock n roll to the people.so kiss=god

 

[Tleno]

Wrong!
God gave Rock'n'Roll for Rocks, not People, so you should not listen to it... unless you are made from granite!

 

[trolman]

NO WAI!
I cast holy light on satan...um i ment tleno! (- 4000 hp)

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! That was Diablo, not me!
*Diablo dies*
*Tleno takes all the powers of Diablo*
Now I'm much, much more stronger!

 

[trolman]

bleh
Casts stronger holy light (-9 000 000 000)

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! that was The Second Diablo!
*Diablo 2 Dies, Tleno becomes stronger*

 

[trolman]

Ok then ill use my ultimate:AVATAR!I become much stronger!And kill diablo 3 before you have the chanse to do something

 

[AIagremm]

Ha! But now you are a Na'vi-human merge and dont have light powers, only weird hair!

 

[trolman]

Wha No im a Metal God!Now go and get them my loyal fans!

 

[Phoonix]

I'm capt'n Jack sparrow and i pwn you whit my awesome drunkenness.

 

[trolman]

NO WAI!I use mah Holy Diver and brake your bottle.

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! You can't beat me becauce I'm the only one except Gods of Bllizard from the Olympus Hill who has Diablo 3! Now I will crush you with it's awesomeness!

 

[trolman]

But its not born yet!

 

[Tleno]

No it is! Behold, the pre-pre-pre-Alpha version of the most awesome game ever!


Disclaimer: Except SC2 and WC4 which I have too!

 

[trolman]

no wai!

 

[Tleno]

no gay! (too)

 

[trolman]

hey we shouldnt be killing eachother,we should kill the gays!

 

[Tleno]

Well, European commision bans homofobia, so no.
But we can kill Monkeys, they don't have their own commision to ban it.

 

[trolman]

No wai!Monkeys are sooooo kuewwwww but gays are lame,ugly and lame they deserve to die *loads the shotgun*

 

[Tleno]

NOOOOOO! I am evil, so I must do evil now! (Unless you will answer 3 quenstions of Sphinx and will recieve the Sheep of Curing Evil) Now, I will steal all the money from poor people and give it to rich! Then, I will steal children to sell to pedobear republic! Then, if I'll have enough time, I will burn the world! And then I'll have lunch!

 

[trolman]

gimmie teh questions!

 

[Tleno]

To be continued...
Tommorow. I've got things and death to do!

 

[AIagremm]

I shall ask questions then! What is my name?

 

[trolman]

Alagremm

 

[AIagremm]

Have you seen my body?

 

[trolman]

Yes.

 

[AIagremm]

Do I type type?

 

[trolman]

yes you just did

 

[AIagremm]

You have answered the riddels three! You are now given the blessed Sheep of Curing Evil.

 

[trolman]

cool so what do i doo with it?

 

[AIagremm]

No idea. Lets wait for Tleno to explain how to defeat him with it.

 

[trolman]

Nah i wanna try it!
*uses the blessed sheep of Curing evil*
I luv all races!

 

[AIagremm]

Just dont tell me that I have to send you high elven and draenei woman?

 

[trolman]

Why stop there?Biring me a female of each race!

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, furbolg, human, high elven, arakkoa, nerubian, broken, grouse(xD), peasant, dwarf, murloc, night elves(moonlight and na'vi) females sent.
However I left draenei hotties for myself.

 

[trolman]

Well its a dirty job but someones gotta do it!
*5 hours later after doing it with all the chicks*
Man Tiri is going to be pissed when she finds out,wait i forgot shes getting plumed by the Lich King......RAGE!!!!.....*sheep does its magic*....well its an open marage.

 

[AIagremm]

I dont even wanna think about you and nerubians, grouse, murlocks and broken.
Arakkoa and dwarves rae weird as well. Oh well, Tiri is out.

 

[trolman]

It was waaay better than you would think.....*RAGE*....*magic*
What do you mean out?

 

[AIagremm]

Well, you know.. expired. Taking a dirtnap. In a box, eternal sleep, rests in peace, gets plumed by the Lich King, together with the ancestors.

 

[trolman]

Well SLA said that he could bring her back somehow and Im willing to trust him becase i love all races and people no mather what theyve done.

 

[AIagremm]

Dude... I understood what happened to you! It explains all... disappearance of Evilizard, his pact with Lich King, your happines, artifact mysteriously found by unsuspecting tleno... it isnt magical. The sheep is actually Helm of Dominion infused with... Evillizards soul!!!

 

[trolman]

I dont know what youre talking about man?We how about a potparty and we'll foget all about the old me,just drink this.

 

[AIagremm]

Noooooo!!! You need to fight it! Remember what you said? That there will be no justice or love for non-humans in Trolmania?! Do you want an emo wife? Emos, hippies and treants?! You excahnge all you have had for this?! You... can... BEAT IT!!!

 

[trolman]

MUST DESTROY HIPPIE! Shutup trolman i am in control now.
*sheep uses its magic but this time very powerful*
Now were was I?Oh want some pot?

 

[AIagremm]

You cant defeat me Lizard. I know all your tricks.
But I also know what can free trolmna. It isnt love, it isnt hate, its...