Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

I think they mean: Y. Kiss. Pacman. Please!., not Y.M.C.A.

 

[trolman]

Lol JC hates gays and i do 2.

 

[AIagremm]

Me 3.

 

[Tleno]

Me Pi.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh noes! You are PIE! Or 3.14.

 

[trolman]

JC hates math and science 2 and so do I.

 

[AIagremm]

I hate math.

 

[Tleno]

You 2 hate math but you are 2 so you are math so you hate yourself?!

 

[trolman]

Peasant for insulting a high ranking military general i sentense you to 20 years in prison,guards take him away!(yes RP again!)

 

[terradont]

It is probably hard to know this, seeing how new you are. But tleno is an officer under me, and thus you have no right commanding him anything. Instead, i will force you to eat tacos until you barf rainbows.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well i rule over all of you : D. Yeah Chief Custodian!!!!

 

[Tleno]

God of Lulz terradont, should I put these two into tower of disscounted tacos and vomit bags?

 

[AIagremm]

Me, da captain and chef of the L.U.L.Z orbital headquarters say we need to start a counterattack and take Cleaveland(dont know how its spelled) under our command!

 

[Tleno]

Sir, but without cleaveland our vital supplies of maple sirup are ending very fast! How can we survive without such an important delicacy? Oh, yes, hot chocolate!

 

[AIagremm]

Thats why we need to take, so we can power our pancakes! Lichewhal is controlling it, and using it to create corrupted oversyruped pancakes!!!(Sounds of thunder)
It turns normal crazy people in sugarpowered idiots! We need to stop that before they will talk us to death!

 

[Tleno]

I know! We need to give them sugar-free bubble gum to stop them from opening their mouth!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes! Sugar-free bubble gum super laser cannon thingy sequence initiated! Target: Cleaveland!
*A giant piece of gum falls from the L.U.L.Z. orbital headquerters down at America*

 

[Tleno]

*Tleno is looking at Alagremm like this :O*
Cleaveland is Canada!

 

[Tleno]

Ah, ignore it, I mean how much damage it can do?

Maybe we should try 100 more times and it might shot where we need at least once or ir might turn whole Earth into Gummy wasteland...

 

[AIagremm]

Thats a great idea! Then it will be inhabited by Gummy Bears, who will be easy to rule!
We will finally create a peaceful society.

 

[trolman]

Lame RP some one post something good so i can get in by posting something good to cuz i dont know what to say now.

 

[AIagremm]

Lichewhal found the Holy Pancake of Pyritie? Oo

 

[trolman]

who what were how? test

 

[AIagremm]

Why when whose

 

[trolman]

I just discoved colored typing

 

[AIagremm]

Noes! Oh wait, yes! We will dfeat Lichewhal using it!

 

[Tleno]

And then we will rule coloury gumy bears with coloured typing!

 

[AIagremm]

Mua-ha-ha-ha! But what about Gumzilla?

 

[StormWarriors2]

I wonder how the chinse are doing

 

[AIagremm]

Id better be worrying about Tokio. Gumzilla is pretty close to it.

 

[Tleno]

Don't worry, China people are very hungry. They'll eat whever attacks them...

I've got a plan how to stop Lirchwall. Its the most idiotically overcomplicated and risky plan ever. So we must do it! We must ram into Lirchwhalls base and destroy him and pancakes with our superior attack skills!

 

[AIagremm]

You mean the dreaded fortress Chatbot of the dark lands of Spamsilvania?
I wont let you destroy my ship! I will let you take a clone of my ship. Here are the keys.

 

[Tleno]

Okay, but why clone? you are our fortress pilot, you ram with it into Chatbot fortress. We all must attack at once!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes I will. Oups. The command center clone is evil. It went to cleaveland to capture it and then get control of Canada, then ressurect Bob Marley and Michael Jackson, and they will crush all the music that we have, and make hypnotic records to get us all... hypnotised!
Oh by the way in 3 seconds we will hit the Fortress Chatbot. We will most likely destroy most of Spamsilvania and forumvampires.

 

[Tleno]

I hope you won't fail like *Flashback to time when Alagremm crushed into pink ponny land* or when *Flashback when Alagremm teleported man eating sadwiches into our fortress*!

 

[AIagremm]

Or when I accidentelly teleported myself into Gayland. That was horrible.

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, or like now when we crushed into frotress Chatbot! Cool, these emergency airbags have shiatzu masage!

 

[AIagremm]

They also have escimo massage
Hm, should we be worried about falling into a village full of necroposters, who are mad since we destroed it and their land by crushing into the fortress?

 

[Tleno]

Oh, right! Now, acording to my plan A, we should try to kill all of them and then save the world. You go first!

 

[AIagremm]

Sorry, Im ordering a Spamula Cheeseburger.

 

[StormWarriors2]

then *flash back Alagremm teleports StormWarriors2 onto the Brazilian Beaches in the summer time* good times : D.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah... hm, why do I have feeling we are forgetting something?
*Being surrounded by a mob of angry locals*

 

[StormWarriors2]

Now i remember angry women where there with knives and they took my cash.... But at least i have the proof that they were beautiful and one of them gave me their numbers then i was mauled agian. then i was teleported back to my homeland Austrualia, where cane toads started chasing me.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, I heard that in Australia you are not allowed to lick frogs, because their slime is a drug.

 

[trolman]

SILENCE YOU FOOLS!I AM THE MIGHTY CHEEFTAIN OF THE NECROPOSTERS! (-1 for necroposting ) HOW DARE YOU ENTER MY VILLAGE!

 

[Tleno]

He's a spy! I mean necroposter! bash him and his forces. And Lirchwhal. And Lirchbots. Damn thats a lot of bashing...
Current status of my face:

 

[trolman]

But i have an un-bashing helmet given to me by muridan and im in an alliance with Lirchwhal(whos that btw?) and whit his power i will resurrect the oldest of threads!

 

[Tleno]

(Lirchwhal is chatbot Lirch + Narwhals) - Brought to you by Tlenopedia
Oh no, then I will use my... Anti-gravity brick?! Underwear of shame??! Shamwow???!!! Where are all the cool artifacts?

 

[trolman]

There is no time your sword is enought.(anyone watch youtube poop?)

 

[Tleno]

He watches youtube poop! seize him!
*Tleno continues to fight trolman/friends*