Random Lulzerz

[trolman]

How about the basеment of my flat (there's other peoples basеments there) its durty,has alot of spider webs,scary,did i say durty?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, if its not dark, then no game, man.

 

[trolman]

I forgot about that yeah it is dark,ok first when u open the door there's one light then to the right theres no lights but the corridor is to short so the first light is enought.Ok to the right infront there's another coridor but there's 100% no light there,to the right there are 2 coridors,they both have lights and one of them has a dirty window.Also i order jailor Kasan to guard StormWarriors2 so the're s no escape!(if you dont count one hole in the wall and in it is an open pipe that leads to the sewers and its not big enought for lady vash to fit in).

 

[AIagremm]

And Kael'thas will soon be executed! Death to the blood elves!
P.S.
I killed Garithos

 

[trolman]

You bastard! For crimes against the alliance i sentanse you and the draenei to death!You will be killed at dawn,for now you are locked up in my dungeon along with StormWarriors2 and his tauren people.

 

[AIagremm]

He has tauren people? Oo

Oh, and I'll just sit with my draenei peacefully. Hm... I wonder whats with arakkoa and peaceful orcs? I guess you still need to find lost ones and broken, they're also draenei.

 

[trolman]

Oh wait so that runing dude isnt a tauren?Ok release all the tauren!And oh wait your not a draenei your a Dreadlord.Release the draenei and put all his undead folowers in!Also its 23:00 now and you die when i get up!(my dungeon so its mine time zone)

 

[AIagremm]

WTF? Im a Nathrezim? When did this happen?

 

[trolman]

When you admited the crime of the murder of a highly ranked military leader.Now change your avatar!

 

[AIagremm]

You need to say "Show your true form spawn of darkness!" or "Identify yourself, demon!"
And how much times do I have to tell you, draenei and eredar are different things! We aint demons, mon'!

 

[trolman]

ok ok "Show your true form spawn of darkness!" there's no point of hiding the fact that you realy are a Nathrezim.

 

[AIagremm]

How'd you know Im not Tothrezim?

 

[trolman]

Tothrezim is that eaven real or are you just fking with me.Anyways back to the story:I dont care what you are dreadlord,you and your jail friend are going to die for your sins!

 

[StormWarriors2]

What just happened to me? I'M IMPRISONED NOOOOOOOO. huh wierd i thought i was gonna die thank you god.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait a sec. I dont like Legion but Im part of it? Then I guess I can do this!
*Slowly rases his hands concetrating a great amount of fel energy... and takes out a cell phone from a pocket*
"Hey Archi? Right, its me. What? No. He didnt! Well, I guess he... oh, Archi! I just remembered why I called. Remember that time you raised Dalaran? Could you do it again? Im here in the dungeons with a bunch of freky humans... turn them in zombies? No, thats not as cool as you destruction spell. Ok, if it wont work on dungeons, I'll turn them in zombies. Bye!"

 

[trolman]

Noooo this is not over!You may have turned my folowers into zombies but I shall have my revenge!

 

[AIagremm]

Wow this plague thing is awesome. Archimonde couldnt come, he had some "demon rule" about entering worlds.
Now, capture some more humans, so I could open a portal to Outland, then transform myself, and create my own force on a small piece of Outland.

 

[trolman]

Wait,youre not zombies.I knew i shouldnt have drank that old beer i found in a barrel in the dungeon.Oh snap i left Kassan down there with the dreadlords i hople im not too late :O.

 

[AIagremm]

Let the summonin... I mean the destructi... I mean let the opening begin!
Zombies kill each other, and some human guys, who seem to be drunk.
Yay! Its working! Now I will leave to Outland through Da Portal!

 

[trolman]

STOP THEM AT ALL COSTS!Take those explosives overthere,who destroys the portal will be a hero.

 

[trolman]

Damn they've escaped!
Oh yeah and there can be olnly one hero.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah? Well use rat poison, so there would be only one hero left for the reward.

 

[trolman]

No i was talking about like a fight to the death between the 2 rats but they're allready dead.

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, just wait for their families to come to claim the reward.
And there are a few millions rats in dungeons of Dalaran.

 

[trolman]

:O Then i must seal the dungeons for good.
(Dungeons sealed)
Good now all the rats will die because they'll run out of air.

 

[Tleno]

And while you geeks RP with your ponies, I'll eat all cookies, cakes and rat poison! And rats...

 

[AIagremm]

Mua-ha-ha-ha! But neither of you know my evil plans! I will make Outland a democratic society, with Illidan as a general. My country will concist of naga, draenei, blood elves, humans, high elves, fel orcs, mag'har, ogres, demons and dwarves. Then I will return to Dalaran through that portal I made, and capture it when it will be flying fortress. Then I will make it the capital of Outland, and my personnal castle, to control Outland and Azeroth! Oups. I spilled the truth out.

 

[Tleno]

Huhuhuhuh (A lost in spce)! I will bribe Activision-Blizzard, recieving all rights of making my own Warcraft game and will make so you and your slaves, lgremm (Not my fult, I relly lost my A in blck hole!) would have -1 attack!

 

[AIagremm]

Aha! But you cant make us loose - 1 attack, because we will lose - 1 ttck! >

 

[Tleno]

Hhh! But then I will mke... wit, there it is! *Gets A back*
Hahaha, your plan failed!

 

[trolman]

Oh no a society where all the races are equall :O , i must stop this!
*opens the portal to outland,how? i found a book about it in the dalaran library*
Now to get the dreadlords who for some reason chose Illidan as their master .
#on the other side of the portal
Wtf is this place?Such a dump,all the red rocks flying around anyways i must find the so called Illidan and use him as bait for the dreadlords.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... democracy you say? Then i will teleport using chat command /location Red place with rocks and be ellected as new president! And then I will make plastic surgery so I would look as Obama and will annoy everyone screaming Yes we can!

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... pretty sneaky. I like it!
As the secret emperor of Outland I approve that!

 

[StormWarriors2]

The Emperor of man kind walks in destorying everything on the planet and the gaxaly.

 

[StormWarriors2]

NO MORE OF THIS S--t. THIS RANDOM LULZERZ. Don't make me get lucius or the Emperor or Ynagize or Eldrad Ulthauan or Abbaddon or me or Chuck Norris or Pedro Kantor or Lysander or Shrike or Vulkan or Leman Russ or Fulgrim don't mess with the Storms we will give you thunder and lightning and strong winds. Todays weather is THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER CATS!

 

[Greeksaga]

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. This explains all.

P.S.
Greeksaga, you took it from DvO in that stupid skin that stil is pending thread.

 

[trolman]

The emperor has returned to awnser my prayers!

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? Oo
Oh right... Hail me, thee Emperor of all the Outland, and other territories that were diplomaticly, militarly or secretly taken!

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! I actually teleported to spread swine flu, not to become president of Outland! No, wait, president too, but first I need to spread flu with my swinetillery!

 

[AIagremm]

We are immune! We already had goat, human and satyr(mix lol)flues, so we are immune!

 

[Tleno]

Only kobolds are immune becauce they look like pigs and confuse flu! Prepare to cough!

 

[AIagremm]

Swine flu cant harm us! We already had razormane flu!

 

[trolman]

Not u u are not worty enought to be called emperor !

 

[AIagremm]

Then I will take my flying Dalaran(see, Im good emperor. I even was in future), and some parts of Outland, fly in Twisting Nether and create a curort for demons, void and ethereals. Maybe even titans. And I will travel the world...

 

[trolman]

No u dont im still guarding the portal so no!You dont have a flying dalaran!

 

[AIagremm]

I said, I went to the future. You still own those pity ruins in this timeline.

 

[trolman]

Well im still in the past witch means i win!Cuz youre missing and i think youre dead.

 

[AIagremm]

Im in Outland, yo'!
Or to be correct Im already in Twisting Nether, on my mini-world.

 

[trolman]

Well im on the otherside of the Dalaran portal (the outland one)And i dont know outland at all (not counting a few mele maps) and ill just wait for you and youre people to die from mushrom poisoning.