Random Lulzerz

[AIagremm]

Attack the Lirchewhal! We will free Earth(and pancakes)from his evil grip of shish kebab!

 

[Tleno]

Why you are laughting from me like from a Lirch and are those are pancakes over there?!

 

[AIagremm]

No. Those are remains of Cakies.
And I laught from you because you just ate them.

 

[Tleno]

And now I'm laughting from you becauce you're laughting when we're doomed since we don't have cakies!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah and our ships defences are down now, so we are falling. Please use your seatbelts.
Oh, and the emergency exit is om the right... cosmic... thing... of the ship!

 

[Tleno]

Don't worry, be happy! Just sing the song at it probably might possibly help us some way.

 

[StormWarriors2]

AND THE WHEELS ON BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND. THEN WE CRASHED.lalallalalaqlalalla

 

[Tleno]

lalalala. AND THE CRUSHED BUS ANGRED GODS OF HIVE NECROING ALL POSTS AROUND. lalala

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... we're dead... sing louder!

 

[AIagremm]

Im dead already, remember?

 

[Tleno]

Not anymore since... you've respawned!

 

[AIagremm]

Then there are five Alagremm's of level... 46? I dont know, but Im sure that I will have stupid, and totally unfitting loot. Just check this out.
There's a page about loot.

 

[trolman]

To slow grampa,i steal the old broken woden shield (+2 defence)!

 

[Tleno]

You can't since THW server doesn't contain any stealing unless you're Pyritie!

 

[AIagremm]

Pyritie?!

 

[trolman]

I mean like taking it beforer you.(when it drops)















Also while you were reading this text i stole a fork (+1 damage)

 

[AIagremm]

You stole da Fork of Truth? I'll hit you with the Stick of Lies!

 

[trolman]

Well I cast Ozone whole and you die from the sun's deadly rays.

 

[AIagremm]

Ozone whole? xD
You mean hole, but since you said it wrong, now Im protected by the whole Ozone, and will never get sunburned!

 

[trolman]

Noez damn mah inglich skillz 1!
I use my frok to stab you in the left eye.

 

[Tleno]

I cast Lunch and now you can use fork only for eating!

 

[trolman]

I use the fork to eat some food and recover all my lost HP.

 

[Tleno]

Food casts fat on you and now you're fat!

 

[trolman]

Well i cast Illusion all the extra fat in me is used to create a new me so now we start to beat you up.

 

[AIagremm]

No, now there are two fatties, one of who is an illusion. You needed to make a clone, but I destroyed the clone machine, by trying to clone cheesburgers.

 

[trolman]

I sacrafice the illusion and all my bodyfat to resurect Archemond you have 45 mins to stop him before he kills the world tree!



Time's up but Archemond died from a wisp rush :C.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I summon Kil'jaeden and Sargeras. What will they see when they will see what a mess their boy did? Principal Titan and his helpers Dragon Aspects are really unpleased, and will send the boy to Old Gods for detention(I dont get it, its fun hanging with the Old Gods, getting corrupted and mind-controled)

 

[trolman]

You nead a sacrafice inorder to summon powerful deamons also i kill a blood elf just for beeing a blood elf

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray!

Oh, and I sacrifise... my evil >

 

[Tleno]

Then I sacriface you two to myself in order of getting not borred!

 

[AIagremm]

Me is more spyrity then before!

 

[Tleno]

more Pyritie? I knew it!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes! YES! >

 

[Tleno]

No! No! 0:/

 

[AIagremm]

Yes! Yes. Yes?

 

[Tleno]

Food! Food. Food? Food: food, food, food?

 

[AIagremm]

A zombie's guide to proper nutrition:
Branes... Branes! Branes. BRANES!!! Branes... Branes? Branes(And so on for fourty pages)

 

[Tleno]

Thats an old edition. New edition fixes all the typos: Brains! Brains! Brains! Plus 10 more pages!

 

[AIagremm]

New edition up! Man zombies are good writers. The dialogues arent so good, but the storyline is quite good.

Brrrraaaaaiiins.
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnns.
BRRRRAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNSS!!!
<This goes on for forty more pages.>

 

[trolman]

brainz

 

[Tleno]

Imagine a peaceful zombie familly:
Child: Can I have more brainzzzz, mom?
Mom: No, now its my turn to feed!
Dad: Its my turn since I'm the only one who has a job here! You know how its hard not to get your hp lower than 0 when attacked by humans! Warghhh!
*And then they start fighting for brains. Okay, maybe not so peaceful...

 

[AIagremm]

You forgot to say that all of that was over a corpse of an innocent villager and his child.

 

[terradont]

That's no important matter. The most important part is that the child zombie donesn't get fed by his parents.

This is definetly a job for CAPTAIN PLANET!

 

[trolman]

pffff try CAPTAIN HERO! (anyone watch drawntogether ?)

 

[AIagremm]

OMG! I think he will use his uber-lame and uber-old powers!

 

[Tleno]

Ewww... that cartoon was popular in 80s, when soviets still existed... some say that Gorbachev saw Carptain Planet and got crazy and pacifistic.
I say we write a petition for Captain Planet to be:
1.Fired
2.Fired out of a cannon
3.Give him a job on another planet like moon. Those moon rocks need to learn respect to their planet!

 

[terradont]

Captain planet fights to save the earth, he is blue, he has almost no clothes at all and he has a rape-time smile.

Was that show seriously popular...Ever?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... maybe becauce gays made it to gayify children? Wait... maybe gays created all ecology related stuff to gayify us! Oh no! Burn rainforests, build factories, drive your car without any reason, we need to stop gays!

 

[Tleno]

Nature doesn't have any gender, so it both at the same time so by loving it you're gay! Destroy the Eart with my Dork Star!

 

[AIagremm]

Dork Star? I think dorks like ecology as well.

And I will exile to the planet Europa(its moon of Jupiter), terraform it, and make it the home ofm y new cyber-nano-elf civilization.