Random Lulzerz

[terradont]

Have you considered the alien pygmy whales?

They tend to attack everything that's new in space.

They were the real reason the Death Star blew up.

 

[Tleno]

I tough it was destroyed by Obi Wan when he understood that he can't play Crysis on it...

 

[terradont]

That's the official story.

 

[Tleno]

I don't believe oficial stories, becauce I am your fathe... ugh, mailman!

 

[terradont]

I tough it was destroyed by Obi Wan when he understood that he can't play Crysis on it...

I don't believe oficial stories, becauce I am your fathe... ugh, mailman!

This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that testimony, your honor!

 

[Tleno]

I have evidence that you licked my 20 years old nacho collection! These nuklear waste from Chernobyl say so!

 

[Tleno]

Hahahahaha! I have muted you with my random words! My randomness is bigger than your's! Now I rule whole random place!

 

[Dark Master]

I am new master of yours. Now, STFU! Every post costs 5000$!

 

[Tleno]

Sorry, this doesn't count becauce I am Obama's evil clone!

 

[terradont]

You haven't muted me! I just didn't think you worthy of my words!

Now you have angered me! Burn! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!


On another note: Braaaaaains!

 

[Tleno]

R(rain)? Sorry, nothing here ^^

 

[terradont]

Good sir, i do believe your head is filled with a substance that i find absolutely delicious.

 

[Tleno]

Its radish... and I clean my teeth with it...

 

[HailFireer]

Happy Alchochol!!

 

[Tleno]

WTF was that!? A giant spider just said "Happy Alchochol!" to me!

 

[terradont]

There is no other kind. In fact, there is no such thing as "Happy Alcohol", since alcohol doesn't have life.

 

[Tleno]

Where alcohol could lose all 3 of it's lives? He pissed of Mario or something?

 

[terradont]

Nah, he played Ninja Gaiden, but he was too casual to get anywhere.

 

[Tleno]

Ninja Gaiden? I dont think I saw this map on B.net...

 

[HailFireer]

You guys are crazy. I like it ^^

 

[Tleno]

*Scaning HailFireer*
*No mental problems detected*
*Activating brain sucker*

 

[terradont]

Hah! I use my trap card to negate the effect, and turn it against yourself! WAHAHAHAHAW

 

[Tleno]

You can't becauce it my monster card's special attack!

 

[terradont]

Oh noes!

 

[Tleno]

And now I will summon Jim Carey! He has 1000 ATK and 1000 DEF!

 

[terradont]

Too bad! Because i will now summon Bruce Lee. His effect summons Chuck Norris from my deck and places him on the field, destroying all other cards on the field, in the hand, in the deck and even the fusion deck. He also reduces both players health to 0.
Chuck Norris wins, no-one else.

 

[HailFireer]

Richard!!!!!!!

 

[terradont]

Johnny!!!!!!!

 

[Tleno]

Cookies!!!!!!!

Then I will enter "There is no cow level" in chat and win!!!

 

[terradont]

Did you say cookies? Don't get me started on cookies! I WANT COOKIES!

 

[HailFireer]

*Gives terradont a cookie*
^^




*Then he takes it away from teradont*

 

[Tleno]

*Abducts cookies with UFO*

 

[terradont]

RAWR!
*Shoots down tleno's UFO with a gigantic turtle, then eats the cookie*

 

[HailFireer]

Cookie had poison in it....

 

[terradont]

Worth it <3

 

[Tleno]

That cookie was Made in China!
You're a dead man, dude...

 

[terradont]

Not if i make a pact with the devil and sell my soul to him. Then i can continue to live and eat cookies for eternity MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but now you are cursed so all cookies you ate would taste like rooting brocoli.

 

[terradont]

How does a rooting brocoli taste? I've never eaten one that's still in the ground.

 

[Tleno]

Its like you..... Annoying1

 

[HailFireer]

I love my but!!

 

[terradont]

So do i!

 

[Tleno]

So maybe you should marry each other and your butts could marry each other too! How... cute... ^^

 

[HailFireer]

I aprrove the but thing ^^

 

[Masiah]

The correct answer was: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOoOoOO.

 

[terradont]

No-one ever said they loved my butt, so that'd be impossible.

 

[Tleno]

Then how about hamsters? Everyone loves them...

 

[terradont]

I hate them. They're evil and brutal. They just look cute on the outside.

 

[Tleno]

I think you are talking about spagheti, not about haamsters...
Anyway, *pew! pew!*

 

[terradont]

*dodges matrix style and uses a reflector to fire back at tleno*