[Picture] When Evillizard discovered Deathwing in the maelstrom after one of his islands was consume

[Evillizard]

When Evillizard discovered Deathwing in the maelstrom after one of his islands was consumed by him, he went and saw Deathwing personally to see if he would like to join his hippy empire. The conversation was recorded, this is how it occured
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Evillizard: So... do you like trees?
Deathwing: Yes, actually. Ysera, lives in a tree place or whatever it is. She's hot so... yea I like trees.
Evillizard: I have lots of trees... infact my army is made of trees... do you wan't to join my empire?
Deathwing: Well, I don't know... I could easily obliberate your enemies, but what would I get out of this?
Evillizard: I'll make you a pie.
Deathwing: What flavor of pie?
Evillizard squints really hard, and after a few seconds, he says
Evillizard: Pie flavor.
Deathwing: k. I'm in.
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A word from Evillizard
"Meh... more the better... I guess... I need someone to seperate Jaina and Onyxia... Jaina wants to come to my pot parties... and I'm like "Why... I mean..." and she's all like "Cus onyxia is beinga bratt" and I'm like "Seriously... no..." and she's all like "Omg plez" and I'm all like "fine" and when we're at my party she's all like "omg omg omg" and I'm all like "sigh" and I'm all annoyed... so... yea."

 

[Evillizard]

Credits to Blizzard for the Nefarion model and thanks to XOutstriderX For use of his export.

 

[AIagremm]

First: Deathwing hates trees
Second: Ysera is like a sister to him
Third: He is controlled by Old Gods
Fourth: Poor Jaina, since I left she became so braty

 

[AIagremm]

So... this is your master plan?

 

[Misha]

so.. this is the reason for WoW Cataclysm..
Deathwing lured out by a pie D:

 

[Evillizard]

This is NOT my master plan...
Have you ever met deathwing? He likes tea, long walks, he has a beer problem, but he's a good person.

 

[Evillizard]

Jaina: Shut up, bratt!
Onyxia: Deathwing, she said shut up!
Jaina: Seriously, shut the hell up! I'm twittering!
Onyxia: Twitter is stupid!
Jaina: You're stupid!

Deathwing: ENOUGH!
*the roar starts to crack the ground, and a cataclysm breaks apart azeroth

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah... good think Im on a flying city.

However I could teleport to the Peaceful Nether in case of storms.

 

[Evillizard]

Yea, that was just a joke.
Deathwing doesn't have anger issues anymore.
He took theorpy.

 

[Dragonson]

Hmm. Are you aware how much Co2 a fire dragon releases into the atmospheare daily? You should be ashamed Evilizard!
The right way to carry it out would be to yell "SPEAR FLAVOUR!" and then one-shot the bastard with a thrown/polearm crit.
Damn straight!

 

[Evillizard]

I don't remember there being a dragon aspect called "fire"...
Anyway, If it were to be fair to do that to deathwing, I would nuke Alagremm's island for using so much damn power keeping it floating!