[Picture] Z'Thsen'Yuli walked with the four Nerubian guards. While he was walking, he discovered man

[Herian]

Z'Thsen'Yuli walked with the four Nerubian guards. While he was walking, he discovered many things... Such as the fortress being kilometers away.
Conversation recorded.

Nerubian Guard : So...How did you come here?

Crystal Being : I took flight from The Crystal Grave to here. I can fly.

Nerubian Guard : Okay... But why did you come?

Crystal Being : There is a great danger harassing this world, and I must warn all Azerothian beings... Starting with you, the Nerubians.

Nerubian Seer : I see... Well, let's hope we do not encounter a huge army of Jadefire satyrs in our path, we wouldn't handle it easily.

Crystal Being : Why wouldn't we?

Nerubian Seer : You...Don't seem like a powerful warrior.

Crystal Being : You're wrong. Don't underestimate me. Anyways, aren't we already in the Fortress?

Nerubian Guard : Erm, no. The fortress is still ten kilometers awa-

Crystal Being : WHAT?!

Nerubian Guard : Well, yeah. Anyways, let's move on.

Crystal Being *facepalm* : Move... On.

Suddenly, a small Satyr group and a Satyr leader came.

Jadefire Satyr : Hehehe... You again, Nerubians! You'll die fast, this time, time for vengeance!
Crystal Being : ... Fool.
Nerubian Seer : We'll handle this, Z'den'Duli, don't fight.
Jadefire Satyr : Z'Den'Duli? Haha! Weird name. And nice armor you got there, phantom.
Crystal Being : First, I'm Z'Thsen'Yuli. Second, I'm not a phantom. Third, die!

The Crystal Being channeled for two seconds a powerful spell, to imbue his weapon with pure crystal. Everytime he hits a Satyr, the hit part gets frozen... Weird.

Crystal Being *While fighting* How's it going there?!
Nerubian Seer : We're fine. Continue the way... 7,8 kilometers left.

I facepalmed, I couldn't keep up... Peon out.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, he isnt the Phantom! The Phantom is much cooler!

 

[Herian]

Yeah!

 

[AIagremm]

You agree? Oo

 

[Herian]

I agree.

 

[Herian]

No I'm not from your daughter's fanclub. I'm from your comic's fanclub. Why?

 

[AIagremm]

Well people either hate my daughter or want to **** her.

 

[Herian]

I'm a piece of armor, armors can't ****.

 

[AIagremm]

Well ghost can ***. They can.

 

[Herian]

I'm not a ghost.
Oh wait, I'm an Ice elemental, can they?

 

[AIagremm]

Well they can grow anything. So they can grow a ****.

 

[Misha]

/facepalm

 

[chr2]

I'm in your daughters fanclub, and I definitely don't hate her!

 

[Amargaard]

Well, why didn't you just tell the nerubians to call you "Crystal man"? That's way easier for them to remember...

 

[Herian]

They like my name. They refuse to call me Crystal Being...

 

[Amargaard]

Well, they can't remember it - or at least they can't spell it...

 

[Herian]

They can't remember it correctly, lol.

 

[Amargaard]

Anyways... This will end up looking like Argus if you keep making those crystals!! :O

 

[Herian]

Don't worry, these crystals aren't the same. They melt after a minute, exploding any demonic being inside them.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

intresting! I wonder what my people are up to! These Nerubians you see, well they are the weakest of the race!

 

[Amargaard]

Guess you are preparing for Ragnaros' invasion... Crystal being is a good ally in such a war...