[Picture] "The Tavern Tales" *In the middle of the night* ...............Betrayer......The kin

[The Weird Human]

"The Tavern Tales"

*In the middle of the night*

...............Betrayer......The king who rules this empire does not deserve to be *gulp*gulp*gulp* You know bartender, i was once a great general of the king heheheh.....*gulp* *hiccup*..... until something happened.....something so vile and *chuckles* sinister, hehehwahah.... Hahhhhh.....

But that was all in the past...... I plan something better for the *hiccup* king.........eh? What's that bartender?

I be pullin your leg?! Well maybe I am! You have a problem with that?! I could blow yur head right now with this thingamahoo if i wasnt so friendly to ya.....*chuckles**coughs* hehehhe.....wahahah..... Give me another round......... somethin light...... But dont ya worry, someday........*gulp* justice will be made....... *gulp*gulp*gulp* Did i mention i met a greenskin back then? Oh yes i saw one who looks just like that paintin over there.... We had some mutton, then i slew his head in the blink of me eye....pmmphshpph... WAHhahahHAhhaha!!!

Eh whats that kiddo, ive drinken to much?...........*opens eyes widely*.... Maybe yur right... well time for me to head off, i got some general business propositions *chuckles* hehehe ive got attend to sooo.... *pays the barkeep* keep the change.....

*leaves the bar drunkly*

 

[TheFairfield]

So................ Many................... Dots........................
Also, you may want to fix up some grammar. There are several lower case I's.

 

[Legion_King]

They gonna arrest drunk people D:

 

[The King]

No guns dude

 

[The Weird Human]

Its a thingamahoo, a strange looking item he borrowed from some crazy inventor.

 

[Wolfe]

I love this terrain.

 

[VeljkoM]

Dy doubt drunken people care about grammar. Just hope bartender doesn't mention to some the talk.

 

[The King]

Wait... theres no alcohol in this world!??! :O *jumps off a cliff*

 

[TheFairfield]

I'm not talking about the slurriness of the speech, just how TWH spelt it.

 

[Amargaard]

Lulzipopz, totally awzum, except that you chose a model with a gun :b

 

[AIagremm]

Yea, you should remove the gun from the model.

 

[The Weird Human]

Very well....