Photosynthesis?

[Rex.]

Can humans do photosynthesis?

 

[TinkerLord]

no... unless you have a leave on your face to replace your mustache

 

[Heinvers]

unless you have a leave on your face to replace your mustache

This ^

 

[Nuclear]

Nope, we don't have chloroplasts in our cells.

 

[TinkerLord]

that's why we need Leaf to replace our Mustache
and it MUST be Mustache

 

[-Grendel]

of course humans can photosynthesis. just believe and it will come true

 

[GhostThruster]

Dont listen to these nerds. Humans are inherently born with the ability to photosynthesise, we evolved from triassic cordiceps fungi so its literally in our dna as a member of the chordata species (matthew 1:69). All u have to do is stare unflinchingly at a source of UV (uni-visual) light like the sun or the moon for an extended amount of time, and ur liver biochemically produces glucose for your endocrine (digestive) system.

 

[Dr Super Good]

Humans cannot photosynthesize and even if they could they lack the surface area to produce enough energy to survive. They would still need to eat for most energy and protein.

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

 

[Heinvers]

You lucky bastard plants :v

 

[Karassu]

I don't think so. I really don't think so.

Why did you asked anyway?

 

[gorillabull]

well of course they can.. have you been living under a rock?

 

[Nuclear]

Dont listen to these nerds. Humans are inherently born with the ability to photosynthesise, we evolved from triassic cordiceps fungi so its literally in our dna as a member of the chordata species (matthew 1:69). All u have to do is stare unflinchingly at a source of UV (uni-visual) light like the sun or the moon for an extended amount of time, and ur liver biochemically produces glucose for your endocrine (digestive) system.

This is the correct answer.

Though I think you meant the reference the verse Matthew 69:420.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

they say you can become anything, so photosynthesis is possible.

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lol!

 

[Orcnet]

Unless we evolve in exchange for our feet as roots, stomach as stem, and our heads like flowers so we get face fucked by bugs.

 

[eubz]

What a thread,..