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techi (C&C) vs peasant (warcraft 1)
well the techi has a gun, even though it is shit.
the peasant would charge the techi
techi draws gun
peasant shits himself
techi shoots his gun through the peasant's cloth (or leather) armor and kills him
the end
 
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Comissar Yarrick vs. Master Chief

-Yarrick has a huge ass power claw on his other hand.
-Master Chief keeps on switching between thousands of weapons.
-Yarrick survived alone against masses of Orks, WITH ONLY 1 ARM!
-Master Chief blows his way through the Covenant and the Flood with his high-tech armor and shield and other gadgets.
-Yarrick gets to ride a huge ass Baneblade tank with extra armour and everything!
-Master Chief keeps on stealing vehicles but never gets caught.
-Yarrick has a freaking Storm Bolter!
-Yarrick has a force field of his own which blocks bullets.
-Yarrick has an iron will.
-Yarrick has a bionic eye which can produce a laser beam in combat.

=Comissar Yarrick totally annihilates Master Chief. If they fight on the ground Yarrick just blows Master Chief's shield away with his Storm Bolter while charging towards him. Then Yarrick just picks up Master Chief with his power claw and slices him in two.

And if Comissar Yarrick was in his Baneblade he would just pulverize Master Chief with the Baneblade's many cannons before MC gets even near.
 
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Borg Cube vs Companion Cube.

Borg Cube is a cube. Companion Cube too.
Borg Cube consists out of an army of Borg and metal. Companion Cube is just metal with a pink heart on it.
Borg Cube tries to assimilate it, it fails. Companion Cube just stands there, unharmed.
Borg Cube doesn't get it. Companion Cube just stands there.
Borg Cube fails to assimilate for the first time, the Borg Cube's CPU crashes due the new V.I.S.T.A version of Borgdows (get it? Borgdows? Windows, Borgdows?). Companion Cube just stands there.
Borg Cube has errored himself out of the match.

Companion Cube wins.
 
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TDB, that was epic

anyhow im gonna go ahead and say Sergeant Cortez vs. Master Cheif

Cortez Pros:
- Can time-and-space-travel, but not travel to different universes(so he cant go back and kill Master Chief while he is still a baby)
- Always seem to have a companion of some sort, no matter where he is

Cortez Cons:
- Cortez cant jump
- He cant drive any attacking vehicle unless he travels to certain places

MC Pros:
- Very strong and tough
- Can drive attacking vehicles at almost any place
- Very tough armor

MC Cons:
- Weak against Shield destroying things, even though Cortez doesnt have any

Things both can take advantages of:
- A large variety of weapons
- Power-Ups
- Can ask for some sort of backup(no soldiers for any of them(they would just endlessly call in more troops))

And the winner is:

Sergeant Cortez

and the only reason for that is that he can timetravel. He simply just travels back in time to come to his own resque. And with a companion, he or she can also "double" themselfs, and use 4 weapons against Master Cheif using 1. Anyhow, since they both are from the Future, their weapons are practicly of equal power. And last time i checked, 4 weapons vs 1 was a definate win.

But, without the Timetraveling then?

Even though it would be a close fight, MC would win in the end. Both calling in weapons and vehicles, MC would just bring in a Scorpion Tank or something freaky like that, that Cortez would destroy with his Grenade + Plasma + Rocket combo. But then Cortez wouldnt have any nades, so MC would just use his grenades, which would have pretty much hit the old man since he doesnt really run that fast. And if he would escape, there is always the Plasma Sword(or whatever its called, the Charge-o-thingy :p)
 
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-Dante vs Cloud-

Dante:
-has 6 unique fighting styles
-has 5 weapons
-has 5 range weapons
-utilizes Devil Trigger

Cloud:
-has 1 Buster Sword
-posseses extreme abilities
-utilizes Limit Break
-cool hair

So who do you think will win?
For me its Dante, he could finish Cloud in many different ways.
1. Use Quicksilver and stab him in just half a second
2. Barrage him with 5 different guns
3. Utilize Devil Trigger then make a mockery of Cloud's weakened attacks
4. Enjoy the battle for a while, but finishes it with DANCE MACCABRE

No offense to the Cloud fans.
(I myself is a Cloud fanatic, but a DMC fanatic too)
 
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No no no, according to the rules:

Master Chief is awesome but has to follow the GoW codes. Marcus mastered it.
MC just runs into battle. Marcus uses cover a lot.
MC runs towards him, jumpwhoring and throwing grenades (which bounce off anyway). Marcus shoots him down to a few hitpoints.
MC uses that blade thingy. Marcus has a chainsawgun.
MC and Marcus are doing that blade-on-(chainsaw)blade thingy.
MC has no b-o-b button on his console. Marcus has.
Marcus wins the b-o-b fight and smacks him to the ground. MC screams how he gets sawed to pieces by Marcus.
 
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I want to settle one of the most disscussed battles of them all

Master Chief Vs. Samus

Master Chief
-Dinky weapons that can't penetrate Samus's power suit
-Super Soilder Suit (I don't know what to call it)
-Gernades
-Ability to jump high

Samus
-Kickass powersuit
-Missles (of all kinds from ice to super explosive)
-The screw jump attack (practically invinsible useing that)
-Her lazer that can penetrate anything and also freeze things instantly (depending on game and which point in game you are at)
-The electro whip thing
-shine spark (the running thing incase you didn't know)
-high agillity
-morph ball
-morph ball bombs and power bomb
-and last but not least experience

Samus would smite master chief end of story.
 
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana VS. Numa Numa Gary Brolsma

The Banana uses his dance to offend Gary.
Gary grabs the Banana and eats it.
The Banana eats Gary from the inside.
The Banana is dying from stomach acids, but bites Gary's heart, and Gary dies.
The Banana dies.

A tie.
 
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doom guy (doom 1) vs master cheif

doom guy pros: bfg, can breath on mars's moons, berzerk, sprinting
doom guy cons: cant jump

master cheif pros: tanks, sparten laser, can jump super high
master cheif cons: childhood torture

how it would play out:
-master cheif would charge his sparten laser
-doom guy sprints forward and punches him with his berzerk
-doom guy runs back and switches to bfg
-doom guy fires
-master cheif fires
-doom guy moves to the left and doesnt die

END
 
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Damn.

Mehrunes Dagon, Daedric Prince of Destruction VS. Molag Bal, Daedric Prince of Rape

Mehrunes Dagon sends an army of Dremora after Molag Bal.
Molag Bal easily crushes them.
Mehrunes Dagon swings his axe at Molag Bal, but loses balance.
Molag Bal rapes Mehrunes Dagon while Mehrunes Dagon is unbalanced.
Mehrunes Dagon cries and runs away because he was ass raped.

Molag Bal wins!
 
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