- Joined
- Sep 6, 2008
- Messages
- 200
<\run Full Power Cycle
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Diagnosis
Diagnosis... not found.
<\run Program Search...
Program Search not found.
<\run Program Backup...
4407 files not found... Intiating User Interface... User interface found
<\run Humanoid Interface
"Greetings. I am the HI. What is your request?"
"Open door B-3."
<\run Open Sequence B-3
File not found...
"I am incapable of that action. Do you have anoth-" A fist slammed into the screen of the terminal, the cracking noise of tampened glass echoeing through the room. The humanoid ran her hands through her hair and let out an anxiety-filled sigh.
"I'm going to die in here..." She said, but was soon followed by the mechanical voice of the HI.
"That is not a valid question."
The humanoid sighed once more, knowing that it wasn't the HI's fault, but its programming. "I have nothing better to do... May as well.."
"HI, what are the most frequently asked questions?"
"419 questions out of 1000 identified. 1# Wo-"
"Stop, stop..." Came the humanoid, "Randomize 10."
"Questions 1-3, 7 and 10 not found. Questions 4-6 and 8 are corrupted. Question 9: What is the meaning of life?"
The humanoid raised an eyebrow, "Continue with the answer."
<\run Answer Search: Meaning of life...
File not found.
"The answer was not found."
"What...? Your an A.I.... think of one."
</run Intelligence Simulation
Intelligence simulation found...
"Generating answer to the meaning of life..."
</run Possibility Simulation
Possibility Simulation Complete.
"The meaning of life is... to exist."
The humanoid looked into the screen of the HI, a barrage of code and information struck her eyes, only a few bits readable to her.
"Can you explain on that?"
Code flew down the screen as it processed the request, the humanoid's eyes fluttering to try to spot some legible information on the display.
<\run Realistic-Expression Program
Program incomplete... attempting use.
"Has life ever seeked to destroy itself to benefit itself? No. Life has always desired to exist and better itself or its species. On the rare occasion life has attempted to destroy itself is in the belief that it will benefit its species doing that, or that it is under the influence of another organism or in the event of brain malfunctions." The mechanical voice replied and then continue onto the asking of its automatic message, "Do you have another question?"
The humanoid was still somewhat flabergasted from the machine's reply, it had explained a probable, and very possible meaning to life. Her mouth had almost gaped open in aww, but it shut close as she heard its mesage, "Err... Elaberate further. What is life's most important survival purpose?"
<\run Possible Future Timeline
File corrupted... retreiving data
"The most important survival purpose is to reverse the workings of the second law of thermodynamics, on a Universal scale."
The humanoid pondered the thought for the moment. The HI was speaking of a universal heat death, the end result of any contained system due to the tendency for matter to reach an energy equilibrium. "But that can't occur for trillions of trillions of trillions of years...."
"But it must occur, therefore it is the most important survival purpose."
"Then how can it be averted?"
"The generation of energy is the primary method of avoiding heat death. A perpetual motion machine will be required."
"But... perpetual motion machines are impossible."
<\run Extract Data: Perpetual Motion Machine
50, 478 files found.
Code flared up on the screen once more, an incomprehensible list of possible methods for the generation of energy.
"A planetary borehole, which is vaccumed and magneticly coated could be used."
"What is that?" The humanoid said, having not heard of this type of machine.
"A large hole must be drilled through a massive sphere, generating considerable gravitational force. It then must have a magnetic wall that levitates a large mass within it, prefferably an additional magnet. It is then vaccumed sealed and the large magnet dropped from one side of the hole, which will continue bouncing up and down inside the planet indefinetly."
Impossible.... the humanoid thought, Just impossible... She ran the plan throuhg her mind again and again, everytime looking for single possible problems. Planetary wobble? The Electromagnetic force would counteract it...
"Sa-save that last message.."
<\run Save Data: File G-190
Save complete...
"Message saved."
"Good... Now, what were we discussing?"
"Our discussion has drifted from Meaning of life, to the Purpose of life, to Perpetual Motion Machi-"
The shattering sound of cracking steel echoed through the room has the sliding doors beside the terminal opened ever so slowly. A grin grew on the face of the humanoid as beams of light flooded the room. Debry, twisted steel and plating were now visible to the humanoid, but that didn't dim her mode.
"Is anyone here?!" Came a voice from outside the doors, just a faint voice as it got inside.
"Yes!" The humanoid yelled at the top of her lungs, right beside the door.
"Wait a minute!" Came the voice from outside the door, a massive shattering noise ecohed throught he room as the doors swung open.
"What are you doing here?" Asked the other humanoid that entered the room, "Shouldn't you be gone?"
"To tell the truth, I don't know." Returned the humanoid, "I've been trapped here for hours trying to get that door open, and my brain might have been knocked, considering I hit it on something, and 'woke up'."
"Well, C'mon, we have to leave, now." Said the humanoid who had entered, turning to leave.
"Oh, wait. If we can, we need to Salvage the HI here. "
"I think that can be done...."
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Diagnosis
Diagnosis... not found.
<\run Program Search...
Program Search not found.
<\run Program Backup...
4407 files not found... Intiating User Interface... User interface found
<\run Humanoid Interface
"Greetings. I am the HI. What is your request?"
"Open door B-3."
<\run Open Sequence B-3
File not found...
"I am incapable of that action. Do you have anoth-" A fist slammed into the screen of the terminal, the cracking noise of tampened glass echoeing through the room. The humanoid ran her hands through her hair and let out an anxiety-filled sigh.
"I'm going to die in here..." She said, but was soon followed by the mechanical voice of the HI.
"That is not a valid question."
The humanoid sighed once more, knowing that it wasn't the HI's fault, but its programming. "I have nothing better to do... May as well.."
"HI, what are the most frequently asked questions?"
"419 questions out of 1000 identified. 1# Wo-"
"Stop, stop..." Came the humanoid, "Randomize 10."
"Questions 1-3, 7 and 10 not found. Questions 4-6 and 8 are corrupted. Question 9: What is the meaning of life?"
The humanoid raised an eyebrow, "Continue with the answer."
<\run Answer Search: Meaning of life...
File not found.
"The answer was not found."
"What...? Your an A.I.... think of one."
</run Intelligence Simulation
Intelligence simulation found...
"Generating answer to the meaning of life..."
</run Possibility Simulation
Possibility Simulation Complete.
"The meaning of life is... to exist."
The humanoid looked into the screen of the HI, a barrage of code and information struck her eyes, only a few bits readable to her.
"Can you explain on that?"
Code flew down the screen as it processed the request, the humanoid's eyes fluttering to try to spot some legible information on the display.
<\run Realistic-Expression Program
Program incomplete... attempting use.
"Has life ever seeked to destroy itself to benefit itself? No. Life has always desired to exist and better itself or its species. On the rare occasion life has attempted to destroy itself is in the belief that it will benefit its species doing that, or that it is under the influence of another organism or in the event of brain malfunctions." The mechanical voice replied and then continue onto the asking of its automatic message, "Do you have another question?"
The humanoid was still somewhat flabergasted from the machine's reply, it had explained a probable, and very possible meaning to life. Her mouth had almost gaped open in aww, but it shut close as she heard its mesage, "Err... Elaberate further. What is life's most important survival purpose?"
<\run Possible Future Timeline
File corrupted... retreiving data
"The most important survival purpose is to reverse the workings of the second law of thermodynamics, on a Universal scale."
The humanoid pondered the thought for the moment. The HI was speaking of a universal heat death, the end result of any contained system due to the tendency for matter to reach an energy equilibrium. "But that can't occur for trillions of trillions of trillions of years...."
"But it must occur, therefore it is the most important survival purpose."
"Then how can it be averted?"
"The generation of energy is the primary method of avoiding heat death. A perpetual motion machine will be required."
"But... perpetual motion machines are impossible."
<\run Extract Data: Perpetual Motion Machine
50, 478 files found.
Code flared up on the screen once more, an incomprehensible list of possible methods for the generation of energy.
"A planetary borehole, which is vaccumed and magneticly coated could be used."
"What is that?" The humanoid said, having not heard of this type of machine.
"A large hole must be drilled through a massive sphere, generating considerable gravitational force. It then must have a magnetic wall that levitates a large mass within it, prefferably an additional magnet. It is then vaccumed sealed and the large magnet dropped from one side of the hole, which will continue bouncing up and down inside the planet indefinetly."
Impossible.... the humanoid thought, Just impossible... She ran the plan throuhg her mind again and again, everytime looking for single possible problems. Planetary wobble? The Electromagnetic force would counteract it...
"Sa-save that last message.."
<\run Save Data: File G-190
Save complete...
"Message saved."
"Good... Now, what were we discussing?"
"Our discussion has drifted from Meaning of life, to the Purpose of life, to Perpetual Motion Machi-"
The shattering sound of cracking steel echoed through the room has the sliding doors beside the terminal opened ever so slowly. A grin grew on the face of the humanoid as beams of light flooded the room. Debry, twisted steel and plating were now visible to the humanoid, but that didn't dim her mode.
"Is anyone here?!" Came a voice from outside the doors, just a faint voice as it got inside.
"Yes!" The humanoid yelled at the top of her lungs, right beside the door.
"Wait a minute!" Came the voice from outside the door, a massive shattering noise ecohed throught he room as the doors swung open.
"What are you doing here?" Asked the other humanoid that entered the room, "Shouldn't you be gone?"
"To tell the truth, I don't know." Returned the humanoid, "I've been trapped here for hours trying to get that door open, and my brain might have been knocked, considering I hit it on something, and 'woke up'."
"Well, C'mon, we have to leave, now." Said the humanoid who had entered, turning to leave.
"Oh, wait. If we can, we need to Salvage the HI here. "
"I think that can be done...."
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