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Chuck Norris For President

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Saken, Nov 11, 2009.

  1. Saken

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  2. Narrat0r

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    Chuck Norris needs to:
    -Have a game with him
    -Be a Power Ranger
    -Exterminate all pigs on the planet
    And THEN be a president..
     
  3. raid1000

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    why not?
    Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California
    why can't chuck norris be the governor of Texas?
     
  4. The Reborn Devil

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    /me facepalms.

    Hmm, why not? :D
     
  5. TheDivineBoss

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    Chuck Norris is a forced meme.
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't need to "run" for President, he simply think about it, and god gets scared and makes him president
     
  7. WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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    The Most Interesting Man in the World should be president.
     
  8. Saken

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    Didn't he die?

    Also for those who don't know, the reason why Texas can have a president is because it used to be it's own Republic a long time ago, and then was annexed by the United States. Texas being an annexed state, and part of the whole deal when Texas signed itself over to the United States was that it would be able succede whenever it needed to, and since it's big enough, it can split up into five states and become it's own Republic or country again, thus the position of power would be a president.
     
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    Chuck Norris? Die? Yeah, right. If he did, the world would already be a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
     
  10. Kuhneghetz

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    If there's one kickass cellphone game everyone must have (if their cellphone is compatible of course), it's "Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain".
     
  11. Mulgrim

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    i thought this would be a troll for a moment
     
  12. DudeSpirit

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    Chuck Norris is not funny!
    What's up with this newfaggotry?
     
  13. Saken

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    I'm not going to make a thread for no reason besides having people troll around and act like idiots. I wanted to give a bit of a history lesson on Texas. That and Chuck Norris always appeals to everyone, well... mostly.
     
  14. Mulgrim

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    but but i already knew about the civil war :(
     
  15. Saken

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    This was before the civil war nub.
     
  16. Mulgrim

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    but but i don't live in u.s.a. =D

    your turn...
     
  17. Vosty

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    I'd be afraid to vote not for him.
     
  18. Bel

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    I smell a raccoon.... wait.. is that a snowman? nvm..

    Chuck Norris would be the worst person to run a country...

    Ever.

    Think george bush x 2 + chinfist.

    Seriously.. dustin :p
     
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    But the chin fist... it out weighs all negatives.