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Okay,i searched the internet (with google) .. and i dont say what i searched but i came on something rly funny! at least i think its funny because it makes no sense at all.. well here it comes
Also i wouldnt say from which forum i quoted it (yes i've met psychotic people xD)
Forum QuoteArthas/Ner'Zhul: He discovers he is infact a homosexual when he (or they) fantasize with sumo wrestlers fistfucking his ass with no mercy. Therefore, he goes on a quest for the ultimate pen0r.
Jaina: Jaina discovers that Diablo is in a battle with the Protoss, which have invaded Azeroth in the search for Sylvanas, because they want to rape her brutally inside all her wholes.
Thrall: Thrall gets trapped by the ghost of Antonidas inside a dragon egg, but he calls some ogres who were his friends and they open the egg with a big stomp and Thrall comes out. Then he grows 100000 metres in size (for no reason) and jumps over the ocean and squashes the ruins of Dalaran. Then he grows even bigger and shoves the whole planet up his ass, creating what will later will be known as "The smelly eclipse".
Illidan: After dying 274 times, Illidan returns from hell and battles The Lost Vikings (hey, they are also in a Blizzard game! ), dying again.
Malfurion: Malfurion sets up a huge orgy in Ashenvale, in which 5 mexican midgets pound the shit out of the dead corpse of Maiev.