Begging for a Dota 2 Key

[thisruoy]

So Valve is being a tightass and isnt sending any to my email. If someone who has a spare key is reading this PLEASE PLEASE GIVE TO ME!!1!21EVELEN
In return, I will enter texturing contest 21

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

LOL ONLY A FEW people are given Dota 2 keys. You can go valve and beg from them. BRO TIP: ALL COMPANIES LIEK MONIES, offer them a price.

 

[-Peper-]

In return, I will enter texturing contest 21

Very epic statement.

 

[Ironside]

I just knew someone would start to beg here instead of on playdota.
The only way to get it would be entering some beta contests or buy a key.

Where's my 1 cent for everytime I'm right...