Any ways to get banned from the hive easily and immediately?

[Marcus Lecter]

I need to get banned because I have some important business to do.
I don't want any accounts of me existing over the net.
I have to work without internet.

 

[Heinvers]

Simple, don't make accounts all over the internet at all. Take a hammer and start hitting your PC or whatev you're using until nothing remains.

For being banned from here I advice to start insulting the staff if you wanna have instant results

 

[Marcus Lecter]

But i need to lose the accounts i have made, assman

 

[Heinvers]

Be a dick all over the sites you have accounts, expect banishment forever you prick.

 

[Chaosy]

read the rules > break them

I guess that's about it. But it should be easier to just.. remove internet from your your computer or something like that. Delete system 32 etc

 

[Mechanical Man]

being banned doesn't equal having no account. Your account just sits there just being banned. Maybe if you are nice, moderators may delete your account instead of just banning.

 

[Nuclear]

I wonder what kind of business you're doing if your associates give a shit about your Hive workshop account.

 

[Orcnet]

We the smart moderators want to make you suffer first for you to be angry on yourself, then after you are 90 years old and still angry, we can now ban and delete your account.