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Anime outtakes

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Ok this is a thread where you make skits, where characters from an anime mess something up

if you want to do something that didn't even come close to happening that's fine

you can cross-over different franchises as long as you have at least 1 anime character in it

I have a few Evangelion skits

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Shinji: Don't worry everyone if worse goes to worse I'll go berserker on the angel :)

Asuka: I'll go berserker on you if you don't shut up!

Shinji: That's fine with me :D

Rei: Bow chika wow wow

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*Shinji screws up a synchronized dance*

Asuka: *slaps Shinji* damnit Shinji, its step step turn backflip turn shoot step step

Shinji: what?! i thought it was step turn step backflip step shoot turn step

Sephiroth: no you idiot, rememeber your moves or I'm going to kill you

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*Shinji Asuka and Rei are standing in front of Gendo*

Gendo: Why are you here?

Asuka: We're here because We don't get paid!

Shinji: YEAH! I go through too much psychological abuse to not get some cash out of this!

Gendo: Is that so? RELEASE THE GIANT ROBOTS!!

Shinji: Oh that's your response to every problem

Rei: Uh we pilot the giant robots

Gendo: Well get going I don't pay you to stand around

Asuka: YOU DON'T PAY US AT ALL! THATS WHY WE'RE HERE!!!

Gendo: *shaking his fist* Robots!!

*The pilots grumble but walk away*

Gendo: Fuyutsuki! sue the makers of the giant robots for not making them able to do my bidding!

Fuyutsuki: Sir how many times do we have to do this? we make the giant robots and the kids pilot them, there is nothing we can do!

Gendo: *cracking his belt like a whip* BALDERDASH! GET THE LAWYERS IN HERE NOW!!!

Fuyutsuki: *sigh* *to NERV minion* Just send in Brandon again

*Brandon walks in*

Brandon: You want me to juggle again?

Gendo: You shall be taught by the crack of a whip that my will IS ABSOLUTE! *Begins beating Brandon*

Brandon: Why in God's holy name do I work here?

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Anyways put your stuff here
 
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lol...

*Goku Fights Vegeta*

Goku: haha vegeta, u suck so bad

Vegeta: Dam n You kakarot, i Will Slay You!

Goku: Come then..

Vegeta *Dashes To Goku*

Goku *Slaps Vegeta*

Vegeta: Fuk You Kakarot!!!

Goku: haha Leave That For Bulma.

Vegeta *Blushes*

Goku: Go Home Kid..

Vegeta: Your Right, Your Supersayin 4, i Would Get my Ask Kicked!!

Goku and Vegeta *Share a Laugh as They Walk Home*

Later That Day.

Goku Screws ChiChi

Vegeta Screws Bulma

*Both Have Sons, Named Trunks and Gohan*

They All Live Happily Ever After


*Till One Day Goku Got Pissed And Destoyed Earth*

THE END
 
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People come on. really. 99% of anime is stupid, repetitive and a large waste of time.

(I do relize saying this is a bit like walking into a synogogue wearing a nazi costume but whatever.)
 
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