Cooking Thread

[Radagast]

Well, Lets see what we are doing in the Kitchen... I´ll start this off...

When my clan met this Summer in Iceland we cooked some Fries quatro queso dos fritos (Double battered double fried potatoes filled with four kinds of cheeses.)

First off we started to get drunk, Here are the Chefs doing step one.

After the pub We go home, DeSuit and start cooking, We cut potatoes in two and fill em with 4 different cheeses and put some wheat on them and then we fry them

Step three take em out of the pot and Batter them with bread crumbs

Do em good..

Step five Fry again...

Step six Enjoy

It was a flavor seizure...


P.s. Also... make dip...


Now lets see what you fuckers are cooking.

 

[Zombie]

My greatest achievement in cooking ever resulted in this piece of masterwork being prepared for consumption.

It took a long time to get the necessary materials, the recipe and the preparation together, but the result was worth the effort put into cooking.

 

[Heinvers]

Yeah, it's not THAT kind of thread.

 

[Nuclear]

I can make a mediocre omelette.

 

[Celaquil]

I've got killer cooking skills, literally.

 

[Chaosy]

I put a few hotdogs in a microwave and ate 'em afterwards. That's the only thing I can manage.

 

[N.Knight]

I've got killer cooking skills, literally.

and I've got killer eating skills...keep your fridge loaded

 

[Zombie]

Nice knowing you, Nknight.

 

[PROXY]

Got quite good cooking skills, learned everything from my dad.
Got no photos to proof though lol.

 

[Celaquil]

Nice knowing you, Nknight.

Good someone got the pun.

 

[Kaptajn_Snaps]

As the HOTJ master chef here is my recipe for an amazing and HOTJ approved indian bombay rice curry dish
Step 1: Get drunk

Step 2:
You need
per 2-3 persons
1 can of diced tomatoes (ca. 400g)
½ can of coconut milk (ca. 200g)
300-400g lamb, beef, or chicken. MARINADED or spiced slightly doing cooking. NEVER OVERSEASON! Otherwise it will taste like fucking salt, it has gotta taste of MEAT.
Curry
Basmati rice
Some vegetables like zucchini, pepper, onion, leek, NO CARROTS, FUCK CARROTS
Vegetable Oil

http://i.imgur.com/j2gYcQ1.jpg

Start making some rice since it takes longest.
Cut up some meat in small pieces. Small enough so you could essentially just use a fork to eat it.
same goes for vegetables.
Put oil onto pan.
Put curry in oil so it can boil/simmer something the curry.
Put meat on the pan and stir it until it is cooked.
Put in vegetables and let it generate some sauce.
Pour in tomato can and half a coconut milk can(remember to shake the milk can first). You will notice it will get a nice Hitler Orange color.
stir around and let it boil like 5 min.
Taste it and see if you want more curry in. Sauce/Stew has gotta taste quite like curry. Consider putting in some chili.
Done! Put rice n curry on a plate and eat like a Hero of the Jewels
http://i.imgur.com/S7SZd7Q.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VCZQRp8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0GSTKvj.jpg

 

[Kyrbi0]

Finally! Somewhere to dump all my hundreds of food-pics!!

This is a good thread. : )

~On-Topic~
I totally cook all the time; I'm basically the meal-provider (& kitchen-stocker & grocery-buyer) between me and the waifu. I really enjoy cooking, but mainly as an ends to eating. I also love to try (& make) different kinds of food, and I'm always working on my repertoire.

 

[Orcnet]

and I've got killer eating skills...keep your fridge loaded

Hide yo fridge, hide yo snacks cos he rapin everybody out there!