999999999999 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

[Sparkie]

Well I've seen a forum about this from NeoSeeker so I would like to share it with you guys.

Ok heres what you gotta do...
its simple, you have to post a way on how you can get kicked out from waltmart (or any other store)

 

[Afronight_76]

burn it down

 

[donut3.5]

Lol, that's probably the best way...
Or you can pull out two swords and start cutting down whoever is in your path...
Or are you talking about not into jail?
--donut3.5--

 

[AxlIdiot]

i'd get Sephiroth to destroy it.. :roll:

 

[Kimbo]

sweet..sexy....guns...shooting people.

although i think youll just get killed by cops b4 u get kicked out.

 

[AxlIdiot]

I'd stand their looking blankly at someone, that'd get me kicked out...*sarcasm off*

 

[Breaking_Benjamin]

spit in the face of the person at the cash register.
(My friend did it, it works.)

 

[EveOfFire]

The answer is simple.... streak!! I'll test it would and tell you if it works!

 

[Dr Super Good]

Selling Aldi brand products inside the shop.

Redirecting the entire production of a toilet paper factory to the one shop.

Blocking sewer connections so the entire shop fills with human sewage.

Saying your Gorge Bush (even if you are Gorge Bush).

Fighting Ninjas in the midle of the glass bottle produce isle.

Waving a banner "I love Gorge Bush"

Waving a banner Text removed To stop me being murderd by islim extremists.

Commiting suicide by eating an arsnic pill out side the free trial counter.

Asking for tasty backed goods (ASDA branch of wallmart only)

Irrecting a atomic missle testing range in the middle of the shop.

Demanding a refund for damaged damaged jeans.

Borrowing an entire shelving row to help transport your goods.

Being a good laywer walking into the shop.

 

[SeaGull1723]

Hold up a sign saying, "Mexican Special Savings!"

Masturbate in front of the magazine stands while reading Swimsuit editions.

Ask if Jack Thompson was here.

Ask for free sample Viagra pills.

Stay in the toy's section with kids coming out scared. (Pedo jokes)

Post a rant from Maddox about Wal-mart (not sure if there's one).

 

[LeaderDark]

Stealing,pooping on there items,flicking off the boss,bringing in one of those "Wallmart sucks" signs,bringing in a cow,asking if they exept photos of your grand-childeren when your like 19,going in and singing "Billy Jean is not my lover! Shes just a girl that says that I am the one. But the kid is not my son" in a girly voice....

 

[Killer_Mushroom]

Stand inside the front entrance and wave your penis at people coming in.

Release a wild panther in the children's section.

Sell used needles at the pharmacy.

 

[undeadorcjerk]

go into a changeing room, wait 5 mins, then scream "WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER!!?"

 

[NiGhTeLf[eMc]]

um lets see....
Flip off the mananger

 

[EveOfFire]

Replacing all the tag body sprays with spray paint with the tag stickers.
Taking a toothpick with you and "testing" all the meat.
Buying a trash bag, some rope, a ski mask, and asking the people behind the counter where they keep the asnick.
Stealing old people's wigs/false teeth, and hinding them inside the boss's room.
Sraying tag bodyspray on the boss and having 100 gay guys run at him.

 

[Teifi]

Jam your trolley in the revolving doors

"SORRY EVERYONE, IM REALLY SORRY, MY TROLLEY APPEARS TO BE JAMMED, IM SO SORRY!"

 

[BlackArmsShadow]

How about lighting the women's clothing section on fire...? I bet that would get you kicked out.