1001 ways of escaping thy prison

[Warcrafter]

Dear modders, creative people, idea thieves, frogs,

I return with a simple question...
As a player, stuck in an upper quality prison, how would YOU escape ?
I'll just make a brief review of what the prison looks like...

So it's called Atrox Prison, located on the top of Mount Atrox. It's about a month away from society (seperated by freezing cold water). Even if it's unknown to most people, it's considered a favorite amongst those who have enough authority to send criminals there.

Your adventure begins where you (the main character), decides you've had enough of being in prison (or not ! I can switch the story a bit). You lie in your cell near an annoying inmate, watching guards patrol the area...

THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN
So far, these are the ways I imagined (forget the storyline) that would be SOMEWHAT interesting... These are divided in two sections ... how to escape the prison and how to escape the area itself.

FEEL FREE TO ADD SOME

- You bomb the main door open...
- You escape by scaling the wall (cheminey )
- You take a guard's clothes and walk out...
- You're brought to the minister where you revise your sentence and leave (while being legal...)
- You jump into the sewage system
- Your friends "rescue" you (I'll never let my 7 year old cousin suggest anything again...)
- You dig your way out ! (a bit cliché... but I wrote that )
- You steal another criminal's documents (with a penalty ending soon)
- Go super saiyan on 'em...
- Start a prison riot
- Take the minister hostage
- Organize many prisoners to fake contagious diseases splitting the force in two

- Jump a 50 meter jump into the water and swim to say a boat...
- Jump on the boat (and break your legs)
- Swim from wherever you were to the boat and infiltrate it
- Infiltrate the minister's luxary boat
- Your "friends" come in with Superman and you all ride on his back...
- Do the peaceful thing and go (legally) on a transport (after talking to the minister)
- Find some natives and live with 'em... lol
- Charge your lazors and blast your way out of the water while screaming : "Imma firin' mai lazors"

 

[greasontim]

how about doing wat your told and leaving the prison on good behavior?

 

[Warcrafter]

It was actualy listed there already...

 

[jiffy_peanutbutter]

Well. There's the obvious "Start a prison riot."

If you have access to the cafeteria, poison as much of the guards food as possible so that there is so little security that you can escape.

Take hostages, escape from there.

Much like the food poisoning, just find any subtle way to kill as many guards as possible.

Organize many prisoners faking symptoms of some very infectious disease, and try to do it yourself. The prison may quarantine the "sick" away from the "healthy," possibly stretching the guards manpower because now they have to guard two locations, making it easier to escape. Risky, and probably stupid too though.

Meh. I'll think of some later.

 

[GrandEnder]

You could have your 'friends' bring you in some high-caliber weapns which you then take a hostage and escape aboard a jeep.

 

[TheBlooddancer]

- Charge your lazors and blast your way out of the water while screaming : "Imma firin' mai lazors"

Win.

 

[Blaxor]

Get a spoon and start digging in to the floor, when the guards find you digging and comes in to stop you, you'll just start stabbing them with the spoon

EDIT: and don't stop to pick up their weapons just continue the stabbing with your spoon

 

[VeljkoM]

Summon Infernal from the skies.
Or open the door and simple go out.

 

[CaffeineMonkey]

Hmmm... there's always the hard way.

Guards remove you and your cellmate from your cell to inspect it. You knock out the guard that's holding you, shut the others inside the cell. Take the knocked out guard's keys, un-handcuff yourself then take his weapon and then unhandcuff your cellmate. (you'll need help)

Fight your way through the prison, start a riot. Kill your cellmate due to him betraying you. Then to escape by stealing a helicopter or boat and make your escape.

 

[raid1000]

how about praying to god to give u some of his godly mana and smach the guardian with it! (the mana)
or! my havorite: kill yourself by smaching ur head agaist the wall and then your ghost can go throu teh gates!

 

[redscores]

Pull out your gatling gun and destroy everything which comes in your way?

 

[VeljkoM]

Dig tunnel with spoon?

 

[~Void~]

Swallow plastic explosives and stand near the window, hopefully SOME of you will get out

 

[VeljkoM]

Or join the dark side of the force and receive powers beyond your wildest imagination.

 

[raid1000]

seriousely just simulate a heart attack!

 

[bestoboy]

take the death pill in your inventory then when the guards come in to check you, use the revival pill hidden in your tooth

Or use your wait for your brother to arrive because he's got all these tattoos on his body and a full proof plan to get you out of jail. But this then ends up in getting a crazy fbi agent to chase you down and your brother ends up getting in another prison with the agent, a pedo and one of the guards from the old prison and it's your job to rescue him.

lol lamest response ever.

 

[Yixx]

eat nothing and after that, walk through the cel bars,, then find the hidden treasure and the secret salesman, buy a rubber duck from him and smash all gaurds on their achilles tendon with it,,
Then try to fly over the gate by making a tower of knocked out gaurds, being very instable, thus falling right to the gate, not making it nessecary to jump and try to fly,,
then find out you are a druid of the talon and that you have storm crow form,, use it and fly over the frozen water

 

[Discipline]

If the ideas in the first post are actually for a warcraft map it kinda wouldn't work that well.... all those ideas are a very linear escape tactics and in a game would either take 2 minutes to complete or be unnecessarily drawn out and boring.

You should plan out your prison first and then branch out escape routes from the starting point, adding different challenges along the way.