I don't even need to download and test it. When i see your triggers, i know it is suck.
You know, you are not the only one here who made 'something' like this. If you want to make a spell, make it sure to not too simple or give it a unique mechanics. This is just like No Point Target of Necromancer ability. There's no unique about it for me.
And yes, Use. A. Damn. English.