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Welcome to the Writers' block,a block of the RACC cake dedicated to writing and all things related to it.You can post stories,poetry,lore etc(RACC related or non-RACC related) for feedback and/or fun.

Now you might wonder why block?Well,that lazy Detective Sherlock Holmes 255 sliced it into a block instead of a slice.No but seriously,Writers' block sounds better than Writers' slice

Ill post some things of mine soon,just wanted to create the thread before
 
I once wrote a (crappy) poem in (Malaysian) Mandarin:
(Try to guess or translate the meaning of the poem)



这个世界上,
有一名
春季之天使
名为Haru-chan。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
你的微笑
就像春季的太阳,
一样灿烂,一样温暖。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
你的样貌
就像春季的景色,
一样悦木,一样艳丽。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
你的歌声
就像春季的鸟语花香
一样美妙,一样悦耳。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
你的内在与性格
就像春季的春风
一样温和,一样善良。

虽然
马来西亚实际上没有四季,
但是
当你在附近时,
我仿佛感觉到
春季的春暖花香。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
你那充满生气的气息
能让以死的生物
起死回生。

② Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
虽然你
在别人眼中
只是一个普通平凡的小女生;
但是
在我心目中
你是一个非凡,独特,可爱的
春季之天使。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
伟大的你
为面对挫折与痛苦的人们
带来了
希望和欢乐。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
我的春季之天使啊春季之天使。

Haru-chan啊Haru-chan,
我的春季之天使啊春季之天使。
 
Honey-senpai.

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Ferdonzaz Chronicles: Part1, Discovery

(A Huge warehouse)
*3 Americ Ranger walks inside the building at stand ready animation*
Americ Ranger #2: No spamtants here as my nakid eyes can see.. good..
Intercom: Clear the area out Rangers! The GASI(Global Anti Spamtant Initiative)will get the rest..
Americ Ranger#1: Great.. now we have to check the damn warehouse! Dammnit!
*Rangers activate night vision to go in the dark building*

*A Huge Spamntant Eggsack was spotted*
Americ Ranger#1: Holy Fucking shit! We never had an eggsack before, every time we see one, they just hatch.. this one doesn't, strange..
Intercom: You see what!?.. Bring that eggsack in Our scientists can do something with it!
*Americ Rangers carru the gooey eggsack out the warehouse, to a waiting Humpvee(Advanced Humvee)and put it in, then drove out*


(10 hours later),,,
*A GASI base, where the jeep pulled in and unloaded the eggsack to the underground leesearch fatility..*
GSAI Sirentist: Thanks.. sailor..

Americ Ranger#1: Hey.. im a soldier.. not a goddamned sailor!
GSAI Sirentist: I dont give a fuck!! ITS MY QUOTE!!
 
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Just a small teaser for the next one,Ill probably post it tomorrow

The last soldier collapses on the ground with blood poring out of his mouth.President Justin Bieber can't believe his eyes.He drops to his knees wand lowers his head
President Justin Bieber:I have never seen such great quickscoping skills.I'm at your mercy,what should I do?

A voice in the dark:Smoke weed everyday!
 
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*quickly pulls out a shotgun and shoots Chaosy in the face*
There you go...now maybe that you don't have a head you won't talk badly about Lord Doge
 
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Thank god....I mean..that's such a shame.We had hoped for it so badly..please don't reconsider...I mean reconsider please
 
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The Adventures of Doge
Part 3:Dire Times,Chapter 2:Rise of the Dank


2 days after the meeting General Illidan,Cheif Adviser Joseph Stalin and President Justin Bieber gather along 50 of their best soldiers in front of a old,abandoned warehouse
President Justin Bieber:You sure this is the right place?
General Illidan:Better be,took us two days to find it
President Justin Bieber:Good,let's go
General Illidan nods and kicks open the big,rusted door.All of them walk in.Shortly after,a gunshot can be heard and blood seeps from Illidan's head as a bullet hit him between the eyes

Voice in the dark:Now you have three holes in your face you can't see from grape sucker
3 smoke bombs are thrown from the dark.The smoke bombs disables them from seeing,only for them to be permanently blinded as they are shot down

The last soldier collapses on the ground with blood poring out of his mouth.President Justin Bieber can't believe his eyes.He drops to his knees wand lowers his head
President Justin Bieber:I have never seen such great quickscoping skills.I'm at your mercy,what should I do?

A voice in the dark:Smoke weed everyday!
The president looks up,only to see a axe flying at him.The axe hits him in the throat,decapitating him
Doge leaps from the shadows
Doge:I never miss.
He then grabs Justin Bieber head and puts a blunt in his mouth.He lays down,positions the head beside him and put a blunt in his own mouth.He pulls out his phone and proceeds to take a picture,which he uploads to his twitter along side a comment "Smoking holy kush with the prez" and the tags #420 #weed #goodshit #quickscope #JustinBieber #president #RIP
Afterwards he loots and teabag the bodies,only to find the location of the president's secret government base.
Doge:Interesting...
He pulls out his MP3 player,puts on Darude-Sandstorm and starts walking to the base

To be continued in chapter 3:Infiltration
 
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Small teaser for chapter 3:Infiltration

The dying soldier looks down at his wounds
Soldier:Fuck....no...I can't believe this.The worst part is I'm not even dying happy!Can you tell me a joke...to cheer me up for one last time?

Doge:Are you serious?!Fine,knock knock
Soldier:Who's there?
Doge grabs a nearby steel door and smashes it over the soldier's head
Doge:THE DOOR!!


Credits to Daffa for the chapter idea
Idea post said:
An idea for another Doge episode :
Doge goes to Government systems and steal their data, but the soldiers give pursuit
You guys are free to give feedback,suggestions or ideas
 
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I'm saving Kimmy for chapter 4,sorry

This is Justin Bieber's government systems.Hopefully Doge doesn't accidentally steal some of his man on man porn or worse.....one of his songs
 
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#RIPJustinBieber


#2 teaser.
Here is a second teaser since this chapter will be longer than the others

He dodges the bullet,grabs a tray and throws the guard with it.Afterwards he quickly grabs the guard's gun and shoots the two approaching guards.Another one rushes up the stairs,only to get thrown in the face with the gun.While he is staggered,Doge slides forward and punches him down the stairs,picks up his gun and jumps down the stairs,right onto another guard
 

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I guess this counts as writing, kinda? Designing my faction for Daffas new RP.
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Introduction

Genesis is a faction in name only, there is no unity within. In fact, it exist of two close to polar opposite parties.
The angels that live in their giant and only city, "Sanctum" and various dark beings from the Underworld.
The only thing they have in common, is that they are guarding ancient power.
The power is in the form of two beings, the power being passed between personalities as the corpses of the mortal in question wither.
One wields sacred holy power while the other wields dark demonic powers.
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Ranks

While the two sides of Genesis are very different they have a similar rank system.
  • Great Beings
  • Commanders
  • Champions
  • Archangels/Voidbringer
  • The rest

The great beings being their deity of sorts, the commanders being Eirlys and Linnea who commands half of the faction each.
Each of the commanders has chosen a champion whom serve the same role as a general would do.
They then have a small group of elite beings, they are basically nobility but are also very powerful in battle.
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Gender Roles

While there are no rules regarding genders within the faction, there are certain trends.
Either man or woman can focus on magic, same goes for material arts. However, the mentality of the sexes causes the trend that most males choose melee combat over cowardly casting spells from a distance.
Not to mention wearing robes and other classical mage like clothes look absolutely un-manly according to most. And due the fact that men have a physical advantage in melee combat, most of the female side
go for the spell casting instead.
And since a spell caster usually wins against a material artist, most of the high ranked members of the faction are female, but there are exceptions.
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Love & Affection

This is where the difference between the Underworld and Sanctum is very clear.
Love is as good as non-existent in the Underworld, many of the ones that live there are creations and cannot even procreate.
And those few that can, they seek out the opposite sex in order to procreate and nothing else. As always there are exceptions,
but in 99 out of 100 cases this applies.
On the other hand, angels value affection in most if not all forms.
Living together with all that it brings is very common, but breeding does still not happen often.
Since angels are immortal they do not see time the same way the mortal races do, waiting half a hundred years between each child is not uncommon at all.
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Members of note

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NameEirlys 'Sapphire'

Race
Valkyr

Age
Unknown

Position
Commander

Alignment
Chaotic Evil
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Name
Azele Frostborn

Race
Highborne

Age
2300

Position
Champion

Alignment
Chaotic Evil
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Name
Regan Barlow

Race
Half Angel

Age
Unknown

Position
???

Alignment
Natural Evil
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Name
Amy Barlow

Race
Half Demon

Age
Unknown

Position
???

Alignment
Natural Evil

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Name
Linnea 'Amber'

Race
Angel

Age
Unknown

Position
Commander

Alignment
Lawful Good
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Name
Khor

Race
Angel

Age
Unknown

Position
Champion

Alignment
Lawful Good
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