Welcome to the Witches Tea Party ~!

[AIagremm]

Say, how long is it to the closest deadly cliff?

A servant? You're going to turn me into one of those goat-things?

 

[Bernkastel]

Closest deadly cliff? Beato should know, right Lambda?

 

[Lambdadelta]

>>A servant? You're going to turn me into one of those goat-things?

No, you'll be a human servant for a human family.

Yes, Beato should know indeed.

 

[AIagremm]

Hrm. The servant thing made me reconsider the dying thing.
*Lies down on the sand and looks at the sky*
I'm staying right here, where no one can make me work.

 

[Imadori]

Noo! Hot-chick! You MUST do it!
The Golden witch huh? But she's not here.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Stands next to Alagremm and looks at him*
You'd rather be a goat butler?

 

[AIagremm]

No, I rather not be anyone's butler.
*Looks at Bernkastel*
Except yours maybe, but only if I you stopped being so hectic and... painful.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Crouches down and smiles*
You'd be my furniture?

 

[AIagremm]

*Looks at the clouds for a few moments*
Depends. What kind of furniture?

 

[Bernkastel]

The kind that does my dirty work.

 

[AIagremm]

Define dirty work.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Beatrice: Do you know why I am not embarrassed to show myself to you naked...? It's because you are furniture. Fu-rniture. Understand? Furniture, just fu-rniture! Who would feel shame at exposing their body to furniture? So there is no reason for me to feel shame because of you. Do you, as furniture, plan to force me to unbutton myself? ......Stand. And undo the buttons. ...One by one, politely. Quickly. Beautifully. With no mistakes. The guests are being kept waiting, change my clothes quickly. kakakaka, hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-ha!! Undo them politely. Those buttons are each worth more than one of your eyeballs. ...If you make a mistake and break them, I'll sow your eyeballs in instead...

 

[Bernkastel]

All kinds of fun stuff.

 

[AIagremm]

Isn't that lovely.

Somehow I'm getting this feeling, like some squeeky voice telling me I should not do it. Figures.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's up to you.

 

[AIagremm]

So you'll force me to change your clothes at the possible expense of my eyeballs, which I am not sure I have. And please, don't try to find out if I have them with your USUAL methods.

 

[Lambdadelta]

But this is Bernkastel, not Beatrice.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I know what is Bernkastel's definition of 'fun stuff'. It usually includes a lot of blood, pain and removed vital organs.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's not like I'm going to do any fun stuff to you. Most likely.

 

[AIagremm]

Well okay. Say what I'd have to do, if I become your... hrm... butler?

 

[Lambdadelta]

Lambda is going missing for now.

 

[Bernkastel]

Bye Lambda.


I do not need that. Lambda will feed me.
I only want you to work as my piece.

 

[AIagremm]

Your... piece?

 

[Bernkastel]

A pawn. In my game.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh great. I don't even get to be the rook.

 

[Imadori]

*Laughs*
Nice joke hot-chick!

 

[Bernkastel]

It wasn't even a good one..

 

[AIagremm]

It wasn't even a joke...

 

[Imadori]

Really? Then I want to be the KING! Hell yeah!

 

[Bernkastel]

Then don't play funny!

 

[AIagremm]

I don't want to be a pawn in your game. You wouldn't care and you'd probably just sacrifice me first chance you'd get.

I rather stay on this beach, lying, doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Bernkastel]

You're wrong. I honestly thought that the things that Erika said would've convinced you that I am a loving master.

 

[Imadori]

Yes! Besides, that is not the use of a pawn. You will definitely not be sacrificed.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, and Imadori. You pretty much are the king... Of the opposing side though..

 

[Imadori]

Ooooh~ That's interesting! But what happens if I lose?

 

[Bernkastel]

We can always start a new game if you'd like.

 

[Imadori]

That's it? No killing? No torturing?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.. We'll do that right after the game. We can't go and start a new game without having fun together..

 

[AIagremm]

How would they convince me that you're a loving master?

And I've experienced your 'love' today. It leaves much to be desired.

 

[Imadori]

O-oh... n-no! I quit! Let hot-chick play the KING (or the QUEEN).
Yeah! Better-than-being-a-PAWN!

 

[Bernkastel]

But.. Imadori-kun.. I'm sure you want to play with me.. Just you.. And me.

 

[Imadori]

You and me and Gaap!... No I was just kidding... forgive me Bern-chan.
Okay! Lets do this!!!

 

[AIagremm]

I see you're not 'doing' anything... well, I might as well rest on the beach.
*Lies in the chair and watches the ocean*

 

[Lambdadelta]

(So... who actually has read the Visual Novel for Umineko?)

 

[AIagremm]

*Puts up both hands into the air, as if surrendering*
You got me. I haven't watched nor read Umineko. I'm just here for the company.

 

[Imadori]

(I have watched 10 episodes of the anime but stopped because of connection problem. I want to play the visual novel though, heard it's a lot cooler than the anime and manga.)

Kyousuke = 1, Hot-chick = 0!

 

[Lambdadelta]

>>(I have watched 10 episodes of the anime but stopped because of connection problem. I want to play the visual novel though, heard it's a lot cooler than the anime and manga.)

I would watch the rest of the anime first, then start reading the visual novel from Episode 5. Although, if you want to understand it better it I'd read from Episode 1 (I personally have not read Eps 1 - 4, although I may one day). But be prepared for a long read.

(Another random question, who here actually still cares about Warcraft 3?)

 

[Bernkastel]

( Melee games are fun with friends. The end )

 

[Lambdadelta]

(I come on this forum only for this social aspect these days. Although I think I'm going to throw some random spellpack on here when I have it done. Oh well, enough of this I suppose).

R.I.P. Rosa/Maria.

 

[Imadori]

SPOILER^
(Definitely, I want to understand it better. It's interesting. I might read from Episode 1 - 5 instead of watching the anime.

And who cares about WarcraftIII? I obviously do not care about it!)