Welcome to the Witches Tea Party ~!

[Bernkastel]

Off with you.

 

[Lord Exitium]

No i think not - Jester

 

[FeatherineAugustus]

This game made a lot of sense in such a way.

 

[Bernkastel]

I have great doubts on that, Master.

 

[Imadori]

Huh~ "Master"?

You know, new comer, there is a rule here that every girl's cup sizes must be learned by my hands. I'm guessing C but your wearing that outfit so I can't really tell, you can remove that thing so I can have a deeper evaluation.
And no, I'm not shitting you, this is for your own good. Now please.

 

[Bernkastel]

D-don't talk to her in that manner!

 

[Lambdadelta]

Au-au is probably Beatrice in reality.

 

[Imadori]

I know witch, that's why I said "please".
Besides its a decision of her own, don't interfere!

C'mon lady, you look like a smart girl... just remove that dress and-- aaalright, I'll do for you.
*Advances towards the new chick*

 

[AIagremm]

*Enters the group*
Hey, what's going on he-
*Noticed Kyousuke stretching his hands towards Augustine's breasts*
I- I think I'll just come again, some time.
*Leaves the group*

 

[Imadori]

H-Hey! Don't leave! You want som-- Damn! Another chick left the teaparty!
Tsk, looks like I need to behave properly in front of these girls.
*Takes a deep breath*
E-Ehem... may I "massage" your breasts milady~

 

[Bernkastel]

Shut it, Imadori.

 

[Imadori]

You shut it too A-cu--... Ehem, I am your humble servant, I can massage yours too if you will let me Bern-sama.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not interested in such nonsense.

 

[David]

Can I have some tee please ?

 

[Bernkastel]

There is no tee. Only tea.

 

[Imadori]

I think he meant "pee", milady.

Okay skull boy, I got yah.
*Walks towards the skull-boy while unzipping his pants*

 

[Bernkastel]

H-hey! Don't do that in front of everyone!

 

[Imadori]

But milady, I'm just doing him a favor... Aaalright, I won't.

Here skully-skully. *Gives a cookie*
Who's the good boy? Who's the good boy?

 

[AIagremm]

*Comes in with a baseball bat*
I came back for one deadman, who called me a chick.

 

[Imadori]

Oh... so that's why you don't have a cupsize!
*Chuckles*
I thought you were just an A-cups like Bern-chan... oh wait... WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?! Ahahahahahaha!

 

[Bernkastel]

U-uhh.. Shut up!

 

[Imadori]

I apologize for my rude behavior, Bern-sama. Here's a cookie to make up for it.
*Puts a cookie on your tea*

 

[Bernkastel]

It's about time you started behaving properly.

 

[AIagremm]

I could... break his skull with a bat. You know. For discipline.

 

[Imadori]

H-Hey, relax there for a minute. W-Why don't you just enjoy the tea and the cookies new chick.
Besides, hurting another guest is forbidden here! Right Bern-chan?

 

[Bernkastel]

*Sneers*

 

[AIagremm]

*Throws away the bat and takes out a knife*
There you go again with the chick, you fool. I am a MAN, you imbicile.

 

[Imadori]

Okay! looks like I'm wrong.
*Runs away from Alegremm (the new chick)*

 

[Bernkastel]

You should settle this.. "Problem".

 

[Imadori]

*Stops running*
R-Right! We should talk about this new chick! I ha- I have cookies!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Rolls her eyes*

 

[AIagremm]

Why does he keep calling me that? Is he expecting proof of me not being a female or something?

 

[Imadori]

Eh~ no, that is you nickname from now on. Just live with it.

 

[AIagremm]

Sure thing, pervert.

 

[Imadori]

That's okay for me new chick. You want a date? I will buy you a dress.

 

[AIagremm]

I think I already have one. But do stay faithful to Bernkastel. Or you might find yourself missing some vital organs one morning.

 

[Imadori]

... That's scary. But yeah, I will. Anything for you hot chick!

 

[AIagremm]

I am covered in a cloak. How can you even tell if I'm hot?

 

[Imadori]

Dunno, I can't even tell if you are a chick.
Why don't you show me your boobies? That will settle everything.

 

[David]

I want some tea and a baseball bat to crush Imadori's head.

 

[Bernkastel]

Why do everyone want tu se a baseball bat? Even though there are so many other way cooler things.

 

[AIagremm]

Somehow smashing skulls with it is especially delightful.

You want to see man-boobs? God, you're messed up.

 

[David]

Here have some imadori!

BoOOOOBS

 

[David]

Also is this group a RP group ?

 

[Bernkastel]

It was, until you started messing with pictures.

 

[Imadori]

This is not a "group", it's a teaparty!

"Why do everyone want to use a baseball bat?" No, the real question is, "Why do everyone want to hit me?".
I just can't.. figure it out!

You're just tricking me so that I that cannot harass you hot chick. Nice try. Now, present your boobies.

 

[Lambdadelta]

This is a tea party.

We are currently in the Golden Land, courtesy of Beatrice.

Also, watch out for Gaap.

*giggle*

 

[AIagremm]

Thank you! Sheesh.
*Takes a sip out of the cup*

 

[Imadori]

Your legs are showing blondie, so smooth... Oh! Oh! Lemme feel yours too!

 

[Bernkastel]

Get your hands off her, Imadori.