Translate this YouTube Video please!

[Ralle]

Hey guys!
I just stumbled across this youtube video:

Can you translate it? I'd very much like to understand it

 

[Velmarshal]

I can't hear a thing.(probably cause I'm in internet caffe)
But as much as I can figer out from this it's german.
And if it is, I still can't translate it cause my german is crapy for now.
Anyway it is ovious he's complaining about USB ports and touchpad, other I don't know.

 

[Huurka]

This is french.


This is just rough, using an online translator;


I Have To buy MacBook,
Worse Plants All Time there,
But In Thin Moin Yer Worse there Feet Of In an Envelope, I Do not have Iphone,
But I Have Plogue For Iphone,
2500 piaces, But Thin Yer Worse there Feet In an Envelope, You Slip Your Fingers Sul Pas,
Worse As You Lose All Your Duties,
2Ans Of Work,
But Thin Yer Worse there Feet In an Envelope,
I Little To speak With Other MacbooK,
But I Am Only With Macbook,
Y' has Pas CD Either Of '' WATS UP WITH THAT F ** K '', I Have Plog



I hope you get the point in the text.

I don't think you will.

 

[HINDYhat]

Worst. Translation. Ever. For once I'll be useful:

Ahem... message of public interest:
I bought a MacBook,
And it crashes all the time,
but at least it's thin and it fits in an envelope!

I don't have an iPhone,
But I have an iPhone plug,
2500 bucks but it's thin and it fits in an envelope!

You slide your fingers on the pad,
and like, you lose all of your homework,
2 years of work BUT IT'S THIN AND IT FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!

I can speak to other MacBooks,
but I'm the only one with a MacBook,
there's no CD either,
SO WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, FUCK!

I have a projector plug,
so I bought a projector,
12000 bucks down the drain but IT'S THIN, AND IT FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!!!11

Now I'm broke,
I have to live with my mother,
because of a fucking MacBook, THAT FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!!1

LA LA LA, LA LA, LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA- GO FUCK YOURSEL-*crash*

 

[Japut3h]

 

[Huurka]

What the hell.


I fail HAHAHHAH

 

[brad.dude03]

HINDY is useful for a change!

"BUT IT'S THIN AND FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!11!1!!1!"