Ahem... message of public interest:
I bought a MacBook,
And it crashes all the time,
but at least it's thin and it fits in an envelope!
I don't have an iPhone,
But I have an iPhone plug,
2500 bucks but it's thin and it fits in an envelope!
You slide your fingers on the pad,
and like, you lose all of your homework,
2 years of work BUT IT'S THIN AND IT FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!
I can speak to other MacBooks,
but I'm the only one with a MacBook,
there's no CD either,
SO WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, FUCK!
I have a projector plug,
so I bought a projector,
12000 bucks down the drain but IT'S THIN, AND IT FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!!!11
Now I'm broke,
I have to live with my mother,
because of a fucking MacBook, THAT FITS IN AN ENVELOPE!!1
LA LA LA, LA LA, LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA- GO FUCK YOURSEL-*crash*