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Theory of Antigravity Kittens

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by cal823, May 6, 2007.

  1. cal823

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    here is an interesting theory i found in that great pinnacle of knowledge and truth, www.uncyclopedia.org.
    Murphys law states that if something can go wrong, it will.
    so, if you drop a piece of buttered toast, it will land butter side down.
    another important law of physics, is that cats always land on their feet.
    now, stick a piece of buttered toast, butter side up, to a cats back.
    now drop the cat of a building.
    observe as both sides attempt to hit the ground, but cancel each other out.
    theoretically, the cat should just hover an inch from the ground and spin constantly, creating antigravity.
    imagine the limitless power! the possibilities! (Antigravity kitten powered spacecraft, antigravity kitten power plant)

    (cal is not responsible to any damage done to kittens in testing this theory)
     
  2. Kimbo

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    Hmmm.. i heard of something about this..there was an image.. a gif image of a spinning cat with toast on it.. im like..wtf?
     
  3. cal823

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    lolz look on uncyclopedia its all explained there, its also what power the site (apparently) but they have a backup generator powered by stormtroopers vs Red shirts (because both always die)
     
  4. The Last Istari

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    Ahhh Uncyclopedia, the funniest encyclopedia on the internet.

    Good ol' Oscar Wilde.
     
  5. cal823

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    also the most accurate encyclopedia on the internet(in case ur wondering, i dont believe that stuff lolz)
     
  6. The Last Istari

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    They say Gollum was a wrestler, then a rapper who released an album called "What's taters preciousss?"

    I don't think it's accurate.
     
  7. lorothrigs

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    Buttsecks?
     
  8. Kenoriga

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    Hahahaha kittens flying. Which article is it?

    I included myself in the "Counter-Strike Text-Based" article... :p
     
  9. Daminon

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    Mmm cats. :D
     
  10. Teh_Ephy

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    :D there is no end to the awesomeness of cats!

    lol i'm a cat person
     
  11. GST_Nemisis

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    yeh ive heard of this before, very funny, i liked it :).
     
  12. brad.dude03

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    Uncyclopedia is a WORK OF SATIRE. Meaning that its entire purpose is to be funny, bot factual. Nothing in there is real, it's all just random information and wild lies for the sake of being funny.

    On another note, it succeeds wildly at being funny, i've been browins Uncyclopedia for a while now.

    The best articles are IMO: Communism and Vin Diesel.

    2 Pitch 2 Black rofl.
     
  13. Ham Ham

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    cal823, your teory dont have any sense with anti gravity.

    The cat dont creates anti gravity
    The cat will spin, and will make the air hold him, making it fall more slowly
    If you make the cat fall from a building located in a place without any air, nothing will happen (exept a smashed cat)


    The antigravity is completely impossibe by now, and for much long time.
     
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  15. brad.dude03

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    There you have it, folks, Anti-Gravity Kittens is a plausable theory indeed.
     
  16. HeretoDLstuff

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    If you put a burning hot pice of toast an anyones rear of COURSE they wont bother to land on there feet. >.<
     
  17. Ham Ham

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    Oh yeah, I forgot to say this:

    The toast DONT HAVE MORE CHANCE to fall with the buter side from down.
    The chance is absolutely the same for the both sides.

    The Mithbusters had tested this mith.
    They have trowed more over 200 butered toasts it in 2 or 3 possibilities and many heights.
    and the results always was the same.
     
  18. Sansui

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    SO OLD!
    I remember reading the old website that details this and adds images ect.
     
  19. Shados

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    I seem to recall that from most table heights, the toast had a larger chance to land face down (if it had slipped off the table) because it simply didn't have enough time to flip around to being face up again.

    -*meow*
     
  20. Teh_Ephy

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    lol it's a joke. none of us actually believe that doing this will actually cause the cat to stay there hovering (i hope). laugh at it!