The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

Well, your name is easy to work out!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah. I always knew your real name was Cieichertwo!

 

[chr2]

Wha- How could you possibly know, Al? I tricked you all by saying my name was Christian! I bet you also know of my alien origins!

 

[AIagremm]

Duh! I know perfectly that you are from the destroyed planet Faeton, that got in a space-time continuom when Atlantis sunk and me, Vel and other Altlantians sailed in Europe to become Slavians.

 

[StormWarriors2]

You don't know my name

 

[trolman]

well yeah we dont

 

[StormWarriors2]

good.

 

[chr2]

Ha! Foolish Atlantian! I wasn't from Faeton... I destroyed Faeton! And thus caused the sinking of Atlantis! I am from the planet called Nipulepula 7!

 

[AIagremm]

Ha fooled you! Atlantis sunk because we used space-time continuom thingy, that caused the sinking of Atlantis, but we also destroyed Faeton! And the surviving people from it gathered at Pluto and called it Nipulepula 7! And because they didnt know of Atlantis till they came to Earth, they thought that they destroyed their own planet, when it was really us!

 

[VeljkoM]

Don't lie Al.

 

[chr2]

Ye, don't lie Al... I obviously destroyed everything. And in the future I destroyed Earth, but because you Earthlings yet haven't invented/discovered timetravelling, you don't know.

 

[VeljkoM]

Actually timetraveling is impossible, you were just in parallel universe that appears to look same as past of Earth.

 

[chr2]

Ha! So you think... You will get smarter... In time. In the future you will become the king of Earth!

 

[VeljkoM]

I don't like time-travel...it just stupid anyway.

And me having authority over Earth? Who'll make me do that?

 

[chr2]

You! You will conquer Earth! Actually I think you called yourself "Emperor", not king.

 

[VeljkoM]

Fix that crystal ball.

 

[chr2]

Crystal ball? Dude, I was in the future... And saw it happen. I destroyed Earth then.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea right. Like I ever would want authority like ruler of Earth.

 

[chr2]

Apparenty you change your mind... I think it's in... 2 years. You convinced other Atlantian nations to attack USA, due to your unamerican jokes. And you managed to conquer it. Then you named it USA (United Nations of Atlantians). Afterwards you revealed the secrets of Life, with the help of one of your commanders... Alagremm. You then ressurected Hitler, and without America to stop you, you conquered the rest of the world. Then you assassinated Hitler, because he was trying to take leadership. And you started demanding people to call you "Emperor". I think it all happened because you met Trolman in real life.

 

[trolman]

nah that never happened tough it is possible

 

[VeljkoM]

I am offended by the fact that I'll resurrect a nazi leader. I am slavic, Communism is way better, the real one not what SSSR was. UNA would be the name if I would for some reason conquer America (by the way jokes ain't mine, my jokes are not something that non Serbians could understand). The emperor title? Now that's just crazy, Primus inter pares is for me.

 

[chr2]

Well, that's what happens. I can't change the future... unless I kill you...

You're Atlantian. And it is revealed in 3 years that Hitler also was Atlantian. UNA, sorry, just a typo. All Atlantians understand them, and get them. They have just been too afraid of USA to show it. You call yourself Emperor. I think it's because you meet Trolman as I mentioned.

 

[VeljkoM]

Atlantians are slavic also. And I would never resurrect Hitler, Tito is way better choice. Or should I go farther to past and bring Marko Kraljevic...Anyway just no for emperor.

 

[chr2]

That's what happens dude, live with it.

 

[VeljkoM]

Sorry. I don't believe in fixed future. with each passing moment different future is possible. The smallest changes are drastic for the future.

 

[chr2]

This means that by telling you this, I could've maybe changed the future? Be right back, I have to go to the future for a sec.

 

[VeljkoM]

Of course. Your very existence in the this time alters it.

 

[chr2]

Hmm... Maybe I should've thought of that before going here :/

 

[VeljkoM]

Don't worry. You can not ever return to your time anyway. Now it doesn't exist and something else replaced it. Time travel is paradox maker.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

But... what if his time is a result of his time travelling ?

 

[chr2]

What if actually my visit here causes the future I live in?

 

[VeljkoM]

That reminds me of paradox where guy becomes his grandfather.

But still that is unlikely because you didn't exist until you were born so you couldn't destined to appear in past...

 

[VeljkoM]

Well the original philosophy of communism wasn't what Stalin used.

Because the word "travel" is completely wrong in this situation. Theory is that it is possible for time to go slower so the person would experience years in minutes. But that wouldn't allow back in time travel only forward.

 

[VeljkoM]

Never fails.

True. We are our own worst enemies. But still Stalin was dictator wile in Communism everyone was supposed to be equal.

 

[AIagremm]

Exactly. Thats why we need A-Radiation Emitter Towers to... erm... equilize people! Yeah, thats it... equilize!
Join me Vel! me, you and Tleno shall create a new better humanity at Galileo's Moons! And we could also capture Titan along the way too...

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah I don't like Tleno inventions much.

 

[VeljkoM]

To weird for me.

Do you now what it means for Serbian to leave his homeland?

 

[AIagremm]

Exactly! Thats why we will cut Serbia and some other Slavian countries out and briong them on those planets! because they really need earth, they gots too much water

 

[VeljkoM]

What , dude that's impossible. You Russians really never understood situation here.

 

[AIagremm]

Fine, first we cleanse Serbia and Balkans of "da bad People" and then we... oh, I know! Then we will make a complete copy of all real Slavian countries on Jovian Moons, using Cerera!

And I believe that by the time we will decide to create new Atlantis on Jovian Moons Earth will be no more. Im pretty sure some wise guy named Nyarltotep Cieichertoo will activate the time-space continuom bending prism in sunken Atlantis and destroy Earth like it destroyed Faeton. Then the people on the moon will need to fight freed Cthulhu and we will take the pieces of our lands we'll find and bring them there, then recreate humanity better then it ever was!

 

[chr2]

The prophecies have been told! After so many years...

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, yeah, "After so many years, the stars are right and the time has come for Lord Cthulhu to return in the mortal plane to turn this world into the primordial chaos of eldtrich horros and pain that it was! With this device, left over by ancients I will herald his return!"

 

[VeljkoM]

-.- Dude Problem is that countries here aren't ethnically clean. Didn't you notice that also we don't get along. Russia never understood that like when they actually wanted to create great Bulgaria with territories liberated by Serbians which made Serbians ask Austria to stop your plan and also get finally get independence. But then came radicals and they again turned to Russia, made Austria angry started ww1...point is that slavics here refuse to be seen as same and when people make mistake that we are all same bad things happen. And also borders you see today on map are crazy because we all are mixed together. Look how Croatia looks for example? Both Bosnia?

And your plan is to crazy for me.

 

[AIagremm]

Why? Oo

Anyway, my plan is for the age when the world will be destroyed

 

[VeljkoM]

Well religion and west vs east ruined Yugoslavia wile Bulgarians were always kinda separated. Do you know how Bulgaria was created? The first Bulgaria wasn't slavic.

Yea then screw your plan.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes I know, Bulgarian Khazanate.

 

[trolman]

not entirely slavic

 

[VeljkoM]

East, South and West slavics are all different. Whats done is done.

 

[trolman]

yay finaly some cold weather!Also bump this discussion is going dead

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, because of Skype... Skype is killing DP!!!!