The War

[trolman]

I bet he lost it the same way that guy lost his eye,some poeple are just too fragile.*eyes fall off*

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, those videos are cool... but you forgot one thing.

 

[trolman]

Garbage day!*bam*

 

[trolman]

watched all of em >

 

[trolman]

noez!Dawson guy must die!

 

[VeljkoM]

Good day fellow DP-members ^^

 

[trolman]

you took out the garbage because you seem strangely happy

 

[AIagremm]

Garbage Day! Uh, hello!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well after you left I was on youtube listening to all kinds of music.

If you want Al I can still express everything that annoys me here.

 

[trolman]

and?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... Im not sure if I want to. Anyway I almost finalized my race for the new RP and there are no techno magic in it at all! Only real magic and low technology!

 

[VeljkoM]

What you mean and? Music freed me.

Al I believe in that when I see it. There is no way you won't use things like energy crystals or some lame excuse of tech powered by magic so it wouldn't be tech technically.

 

[trolman]

right I'll keep wearing this bullet proof vest just in case...

 

[AIagremm]

Well a few golems will be used of course and energy crystals not for taking magic from them, but for transforming magic. Except some of the ancient and powerful ones.

 

[VeljkoM]

See Al. You can't change.

Trolman what about your Skippy!

 

[trolman]

If I have Skippy then I also have a .44 caliber revolver,and you know what my skills are with it...

 

[AIagremm]

Well I would call it tech. I dont use it to power anything. It is used by mages to focus their powers. Golems will be powered by mages, fine >>

 

[VeljkoM]

And in this form you remember my skill ^^ Tell me what is specialty of Vorpal Sword?

But why powered at all that is the whole point. You act like magic is something trivial as electricity. Something that can be explained and used by all. You aren't using magic as magic.

 

[trolman]

I dont know about that sword but I can tell you that a bullet from that gun can take your head clean off.

 

[VeljkoM]

Single strike kills always. You know that when ever Pit Lord attacks even stronger creature one always dies. And bullet will melt before it reaches my burning head.

 

[trolman]

oh right now I remember the sword thing from Heroes 5,still the fire in your head cant be strong enough to melt bullets in less than a milisecond plus its a big battlefield and you have bad moral!

 

[AIagremm]

Must be my mathematical nature >>
The darkness inside everyeone...

Yeah, you're right. I need to feel the true magic. To the LOSTmobile!

 

[VeljkoM]

Meteor shower anyone?

Al you seriously need to see something else then wow wiki, lost and Cthulhu. See other fantasies and remember some that you have forgotten. See how and when is magic used and seriously in what quantity. Your forces are sometimes to magical.

 

[trolman]

oh shh.... . . . .I start first and shoot you before you cast your spell!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well my armor and big health will survive your bullet. Will you survive meteors? And dreaded Sword?

 

[AIagremm]

Right... to the Pottermobile! Kidding, they overuse magic. I hated the society in harry Potter because they stopped evolving. Their progress is dead, their civilization is basically just a parasite of humanity. They take and dont return anything. I have imagined their society falling apart if one day magic disappeared. Their fifth dimension constuction as Ministry of Magic and that weird Market Street would explode because matter would overlap each other, they dont know anything about real world so if maic disappeared one day they would quickly die out.

 

[trolman]

all of the sudden you turn into an attackless zerg defiler with no upgrades,tough luck *bam,headshot Veljko dies*

 

[Tleno]

Indeed, that would be fun. I enjoy imaginating how to destroy random civiliations too...

Oh and Hi guys!

 

[trolman]

hi...

 

[VeljkoM]

Al you forget that they are keeping at bay everything that could harm rest of the world. They are also evolving in magical path instead of tech path because you can't have both ways. You don't understand that with magic they don't need tech because they have substitutions. No need for car when they have other ways to travel. to be honest you should learn from them despite some moronic things they do.

Hi Tleno.

Trolman in that case I would infect you with 101 parasites disabling you to live like human and to be more like a plant. lore defilers are way more dangerous then in game ones.

 

[Tleno]

*All of sudden Trolman turns into larva, after what the hatchery he loves and lives next to explodes because of angry reapers with bombs*

 

[VeljkoM]

There are no reapers in starcraft 1. You aren't playing fer.

 

[Tleno]

"Magic bends the laws of nature, while technology uses them"-,some guy with Shroudy Hills from Arcanum I killed for trying to destroy a steam machine that powered whole time with electricity.
Yes, when I can choose between technology and magic, I choose technology.

 

[Tleno]

Veljkom have you ever heard about mods?

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, tell me one thing that is completely new and important that they invented since 1699? Also, they do more harm to humanity then they protect it. I mean I think that human forces could easily take down trolls. Dragons would be a bigger problem, but tell me at least one time when dragon attack a city? Giants... well they just live in mountains and do nothing.

All of those "grim dangers" are either caused by them or dont have any harm to humanity at all!

 

[trolman]

No I just drop to 1hp wait for your spell to get over find a medic and get healed ^^

 

[Tleno]

Seriously, we could develop a virus that would kill a whole specie, hunt those creatures and use them to power power plants or just make them slaves! everyone would win then (those creatures doesn't count!)!

 

[Tleno]

I mean there's nothing AK47 armed soldier couldn't do to a giant magical monster!

 

[VeljkoM]

Al magic has evolved greatly since 1699 but not tech. Wizards don't have need to advance in that way when they have magic. You can't have both. And what about vampires, zombies, ghosts, dementors. Or things that normal people can't even see nor stop. I mean how can tech even stop demntors when they can't be seen without magic.

Zergling kills trolman and becomes the sole emperor of Trolmania.

 

[Tleno]

All hail to Zegolman, new five-minute Emperor!

Well we can track down that shit with special equipment! Liek special sensors that detect electromagnetism ghosts emit@

 

[trolman]

Celebrates see fallen trolman and the power of his,they make him the new Overmind,Trolman is emperor of the humans and master of the zerg ^^ Prottos commit suicide because its a 2 on 1 fight

 

[AIagremm]

Zombies are made by mages, vampires... duh, take garlic and holy water and presto. Ghosts? Not like they can harm or like wizards actually help against them. Dementors? Yeah, thats kinda a problem.

Magic doesnt evolve. They use the same set of spells they used thousands of years ago. Some spells are made, but they are specialty spells that only few use.

Exactly. Wizards dont need to evolve, invent something new, find knowldge about the surrounding world. They stopped! Pretty soon when the technological level will become just to high for them to adapt to even just buying food they will begin to devolve.

I still stand on my point, the harm they do is bigger then the good they do, they are parasites.

 

[VeljkoM]

Not with anything modern tech has. Only magic can see them. And even if you would detect them then what?

Also magic can cures AIDS so take that tech.

Al new spells were created and what about that secret section ministry that studies time it self and aging and all kinds of things? They do intact have studies even today to learn more and many things are still explored and researched. Magic has changed over the ages in many ways. and you really think that garlic and water do something to vampires? And there are many creatures but my knowledge from that lore is forgotten because well I don't like it that much.

Al we are all just parasites. We all feed of world and bring it more harm. Tell me today what is bigger damage or help?

 

[VeljkoM]

Why not Al? Have you seen wizard infected by it? They do because of that have stranger sicknesses.

And Al really using book written by some other guys work to compare to kids book? Honestly that is just wrong. J. K. Rowling never has written that book. To be honest reminds me of the The Master and Margarita where Satan gives show where he "explains" magic.

 

[Tleno]

Well, we can cure AIDS too, just... we need to develop the cure.

Plus magic is just sooo HAAX, I mean bending time and space existance is wrong... I doubt there is no side effect to damage the fabrix of time and space, some strange anomalies may appear because of magic...

Plus advancing is crucial, if someone stops advancing he starts to degenerate, like shall we say modern culture.

 

[Tleno]

Actually there were lots of conspiracy theories about J. K. Rowling's books. Some believed there is a whole team of people working on it (Or maybe she has a bunch of monkeys locked in her closet with typewritters? ), also there were other weird theories that I don't remember now...

 

[AIagremm]

Exaclty! Listen to Tleno!

Well I thought the same, but the book is nice.

Still, wizard society in Harry Pottter is a degenerated parasitic society. Hurray for real magic! Seriously, I agree with Voldemort. "Magic of Love? Foolish fool!"

 

[VeljkoM]

Conspiracy theories...that's just wrong.

Well then your views of magic will forever be limited Al. You just seem not to get it. Or you just fail to understand that wizards in H.P. are evolving side by side with humans. Either way I am just wasting my words. And aren't human all parasitic societies in realty?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, listen to me. Allways listen to me >

 

[Tleno]

Well they make conspiracy about everything... Trolman made conspiracy about Triumvirate trying to kill him, some people believed lady Gaga is transvestite...