The War

[AIagremm]

Dude, we aint betraying Warcraft. Instead we are doing it a favor. We arent breaking its lore in the craziest ways possible!

 

[chr2]

Yeah right... We are doing the exact same thing WoW is doing... And Warcraft is fine with that!

 

[AIagremm]

No its not! Its screaming in pain! It was in coma when Evillizard was around!

 

[chr2]

Ehh... Hippies were perhaps screwed up... But we got rid of them!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

well they not gone just yet! Also my plot has a chance to restore Warcraft!

 

[chr2]

I will recreate Council of Tirisfal!

 

[Tleno]

no way, we are making Warcraft better. If we wouldn't mess it up, it would mess itself eventually and turn into WoW! So we saved WC3 lore!

 

[AIagremm]

No we didnt.

 

[Tleno]

We did. If I wouldn't immport nukes and socialism from north Korea, currently we all would be level 80 raid members.
And admit it, those Starcraft 2 portraits are pretty badass*!

*except for furfag marines!

 

[chr2]

I hate you all! Because there's no one to talk to (except SC tleno and New RP Al) I had no choice but to do my duties! Because of you guys, I actually made them before my mom came home, as I was supposed to!

 

[Tleno]

Your mom should thank us for... erm... making you bored?

 

[chr2]

Ye... -.-

 

[trolman]

who did you have to kill?

 

[chr2]

I had to find couples for the socks, and stuff... The neighbours daughter...

 

[Tleno]

Wait, where did I stoped? Oh yes, Starcraft 2 bla bla bla bla, bla bla bkla bla, Stacraft 2 bla bla Starcaft 2!..
Alagremm: Oh right, New RP bla bla bla! Bla bla bla New Rp!..

 

[chr2]

Exactly... I was like: Good now blablablablablabla... good now blablablablablabla...

 

[trolman]

good now kill Azis cuz he sucks

hmm nothing new...

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, and then I was like: Chr2, don't disturb me bla bla bla Starcraft 2 bla bla!
This is fun, but not as fun as we were speaking OldGodian...

 

[trolman]

that was stupid

 

[chr2]

Yoh'uh ah're sth'upih'dh, trh'olh'mahn!

 

[trolman]

You'uh ah're ub'her g'hay, ch'r2!

 

[chr2]

Yh'ouh ar'he nh'oht ah's goh'odh ah't Olh'd'Gho'diah'nh as'h mh'e!

Sh'tuph'ihd Er'hro'hr 5h'00h...

 

[VeljkoM]

Why do I keep returning here.

 

[chr2]

Because you have nothing better to do?

 

[trolman]

this old god talk is really stupid I know -.-

 

[VeljkoM]

Well currently I am starting to get annoyed at SCVD and newDP.

 

[trolman]

you should be zerg for DSCV!

 

[Tleno]

I knew it! Trolman actually can speak OldGodian!
G'het g'him, gh'huys'sh!

Yeah, lets not talk about DSCV for a while and not mention New DP ever again.

 

[trolman]

h'no >>
<<

one last thing I will haz a bilion battle crusiers >

 

[VeljkoM]

I have better idea. Fuck newRP until it actually starts, DScv also, and let us talk about something else? To be honest I don't plan to even join DScv.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, your Battle Cruisers are Cattle Bruisers!
"How is a Tauren marine transporting cruiser called?" "Cattle Cruiser!"

Yeah, let's fuck it for now and do something else...

 

[trolman]

oh cmon you can be zerg there and be evil!

 

[VeljkoM]

No the whole story doesn't have anything to do with starcraft. It is just abomination of warhammer 40k and warcraft in future mode.

Way better topic.

 

[trolman]

we'll put starcraft in the mix too like I said the nonbelivers will be the terrain from sc2 xenos will be prottos and mutants will be zerg that are controled by the chaos gods of the warp so basicly it will sc2 plus we dont know its story...

yup ^^

 

[VeljkoM]

Sc2 is about Xel'naga returning. There are no gods in starcraft no "non-believer" human because there are no religion that important and zergs are way more then mutants and I have no idea what xenos is. Really there is no starcraft here.

 

[trolman]

thats why I'll fight all 3 and xeno is a fancy name for alien so bascly it will be sc but thats just how I'll call em,afer all I am a fake god emperor and do whatever I want to my people.

 

[VeljkoM]

You will be more in D40k then in DSCV...

 

[AIagremm]

Xeno - means "alien" as the adjective in Ancient Greek language

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, by dooing this you might open a rift in time and seance and teleport yourrself to completely another Roleplay far away from this group. And don't forget to take SW2 with you!

 

[VeljkoM]

SW will be waiting him there already.

 

[trolman]

hey its just what my personal force will be like,I dont bother you guys how your forces will be...

 

[VeljkoM]

I don't even want to think about their forces....

 

[trolman]

thats why I'll live at the edge of the galaxy far away from them keeping little contact and all will be peaceful

 

[VeljkoM]

No seriously you'll be terran like at least. Rest will be just strange. Maybe dreanei could evolve to protoss?

 

[trolman]

Yes I will be terran rest will be super wierd...

 

[VeljkoM]

I think I'll look at Starcraft Forum site for real stracraft rp rather.

 

[AIagremm]

Well dark templar look just like Broken.

 

[VeljkoM]

Ah that hurts!

Broken look like dark templar not the other way around.

 

[Tleno]

Hey guys check my new terrain creation!

 

[chr2]

I HATE STARCRAFT! Geez, talk about something else!