The War

[chr2]

Cleverbot pwns all!

 

[Amargaard]

I have banged it several times ^^

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah my people have just built a new vehicle! The Alliance has just entered its Industrial Revolution!

 

[Amargaard]

SW2, make a picture then... Else it's not counted as lore -.-

 

[StormWarriors2]

Ok i am making pictures its just hard to get on track right now -.-

 

[Tleno]

SW2, Alagremm alread mentioned that super-fast technological advances are bad. Very bad.

 

[trolman]

really bad

uploaded the imperial codex...

 

[Tleno]

Man I should create a TlenoTech universal codex that would be both useable for Tleno's island, TlenoTech facilities and Hope's Deep...

 

[trolman]

do it

 

[Tleno]

But I'm tottally lazy and I with parents were gonna go to forest today but car broke down.. hope it won't be repaired today or my mom troll won't come up with another torture...

 

[trolman]

cant you just say that you're not gonna go with them?

 

[Tleno]

I allways do that, but it seems this causes a chain reaction in my mom's head, making her think that I'll spend all my time here with PC, my brains will explode and that she has to take me to breath "Fresh Air" to save the world. Da End.

 

[trolman]

pretend you're going out wait till they go to the forest and quickly return home,or pick a really good hiding place

 

[Tleno]

Nope, tryed and it won't work.

It seems my parents are more tougher in this thing than your's...

 

[trolman]

hmm I dont know what you can do...usually I manage to bargen with my jailors parents and they leave me alone...

 

[Tleno]

My jailors are more professional than your jailers, it seems it's immposible to bribe them unless they're in terribly good mood.

 

[trolman]

really?Mines are both teachers...

not bribe bargen,you know make a deal and try to reason with them.

 

[Tleno]

Nope, tryed and it doesn't work...

 

[trolman]

well now I think I know why they're soft on me,its because Im the only survivor...

Bad...well...Im guessing they didnt have other children that died.

 

[Amargaard]

OMG, Trolman ;'( ... Do you have dead brothers or sisters?

 

[trolman]

oh they died before I was born and thats the reason my parents are soft on me,I havent said this before because I really dont care,they're dead,Im alive.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, their spirits are seeking for a... revenge! Muahahaha!
Well at least this is what dead sisters and brothers ussually do in Silent Belene...

 

[trolman]

explains why sometimes late at night I hear a sound very similar to the song you can get from pressing the buttons on my monitor,at times I usually think thats because the monitor is cooling off...

 

[Tleno]

Maybe... because your monitor IS POSSESED AND SUCKS YOU BRAINS< MAKING YOU GO CRAZY?!!!

 

[trolman]

OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! :O :O :O :O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well...me haz two many of em

 

[trolman]

bump -.-

 

[chr2]

Trolman, they're evil. Trust me, when your brothers or sisters don't survive, they want revenge on "The One Who Lived". They killed your cat. They cause all this pain in your life!

 

[trolman]

Maybe I should start wearing a big silver cross like Tony Iommi...

 

[chr2]

No, you need to find a burial ground. Most likely in some super religious town. Because there they have burrowed your real mother! She's a shakal... And you will soon find your true powers, which causes you to defeat the evil unborn babies. But sadly it goes with a price. You will become the Antichrist, causing destruction and chaos in the universe.

 

[trolman]

but they were born before they died...

 

[chr2]

What? They were actually born? Damn, that causes their unholy powers to become even greater... Then they're buried the same place as your real mother. But beware... you would first have to drink holy water. Then you would have to go to the underworld and face your father... By the way, your real name is Damien. Anyways, travel to some church in Rome, there you will get some holy spears/knives, which you need to impale the babies with, through the heart.

 

[trolman]

yeah no thanks I'll live as an unholy beast with my fake parents instead

 

[Amargaard]

xD xD

 

[trolman]

bump >:/

 

[trolman]

buuump >

 

[Amargaard]

A nuke killed us! You are the only survivor Trolman! :O

 

[trolman]

shit...
What to do...what to do?...Now that I'm alone...

 

[Amargaard]

*Suddenly Trolman sees a box*
*Trolman opens box*
*Trolman sees a lot of Rakia-bottles*

 

[trolman]

yay!Wait...They're empty!!!! Noooo!!!!!

 

[Amargaard]

*Suddenly Trolman sees another box*
*Trolman opens the second box*
*Trolman sees Amargaard with alot of filled-up vodka* >:7

 

[trolman]

Damn you alcoholic!You drank all the vodka and the liquid in the bottles is your piss since you were stuck in this box all the way from Denmark.

 

[Amargaard]

Damn, I thought you would drink it... eehh, I mean: does it smell that bad? O.O

Well, then I don't know what to do...

 

[trolman]

yes...

OMG you got two noses from the radiation!Die mutant scum!*pulls out the .44 revolver*

 

[Amargaard]

Wait! It's just a mask, else I would get killed by all the other ones that fell to the radiation. This box protected me from the deseace! Besides where did you got that gun from?

 

[trolman]

Oh that pile'o guns overthere *points at a big pile with weapons*

 

[Amargaard]

Ooouuuh! *Takes up some cool weapons*

Kinda strange they're juust outside your house, isn't it?

 

[trolman]

Its even strange that I live in a small flat...so were the hell are we?Look the lights are on maybe there's somebody in that house that can help us!

 

[chr2]

Suddenly you see a zombie!

 

[StormWarriors2]

I don't have super technology its just advancing. I'm just making Improvements Like a Faster Reloading Rifle. Like a M1 Garand.

 

[trolman]

shit!
*bam*
*zombie falls dead on the ground*