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Hey, that's pretty cool!
Ask him about DP, ask what he think about DP lore, ask what they think about Dp character Tleno, about DP character *any user (try to ask the same question but replacing the character name)*, ask if he wants to join DP and bal bla bla bla you got it... I think It's gonna be fun...
 
User: Ever heard of DP?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have actually. Who is your favorite character?

User: Herosh the Undying. Yours?

Cleverbot: Your life.

User: My life? Is that... Ik'tecomp?

Cleverbot: Mickey Mouse even thinks you're a failure. That's really, really sad...failure.

User: Mickey Mouse is not part of DP...

Cleverbot: Mickey Mouse is not intelligent like Einstein...

User: Nope. Soo... You wanna join DP?

Cleverbot: Not really, I must admit.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm... Not sure how to answer that...

User: You wanna join Daily Peon? Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really? Cool. What race you wanna be?

Cleverbot: I'd have to get to know you a lot better to decide if we're compatible.
 
User: Ehh... Huh? What race do you want to play as in DP?

Cleverbot: I play undead.

User: No you can't! I'm undead!

Cleverbot: I am not evil. Why am I evil?

User: I dunno. You wanted to play undead.

Cleverbot: What kind of game do you think I was trying to play?

User: Warcraft III... Daily Peon... The RP I've been talking about...

Cleverbot: Were you talking about the gym class?

User: No. I was talking about DP!

Cleverbot: Oh well what about you?

User: I'm undead. My main character is called Herosh the Undying.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to conquer the earth?

User: You really do know about DP! Cool. I want to release all of the Old Gods, because I'm servant of one of them... Ik'tecomp!

Cleverbot: If you leave, and I refresh the page, will another cardboard box talk to me?

User: What? We're talking about DP! What race would you want to play if you joined?

Cleverbot: What about GLaDOS?

User: What's GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: An a.i.
 
User: Oh... You can't be that. You have to be a race from the Warcraft universe!

Cleverbot: I can believe whatever I want to believe.

User: No! Not in DP!

Cleverbot: What is your proof against her?

User: Against who? Tiri? The shemale?

Cleverbot: What's the diference?

User: Between Tiri and Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: Really! You and Lady gaga are married?

User: No way! Fuck off! We're getting kinda off-topic... What place do you wanna play?

Cleverbot: I'd say so.

User: Sorry, I meant race. What race do you wanna play?

Cleverbot: I play as an Undead Warlock. And you?

User: You can't be undead! I'm undead! Or atleast I control undead... I'm a human death knight.

Cleverbot: I'm not AI. I don't think that you are either. Conspiracy!

User: Dude... What race do you wanna play besides undead?

Cleverbot: I play Terran.
 
User: Sorry... No Starcraft stuff. We had a long discussion about that. What race do you wanna play from the Warcraft universe?

Cleverbot: I don't play that stupid game.

User: Then you can't join DP...

Cleverbot: I am not interested in rugby.

User: DP! Not rugby!

Cleverbot: Ehh.

User: Ok, screw this. Apperently you aren't interested in joining the Daily Peon...

Cleverbot: Apparently, there is very little that YOU understand.
 
lol you were pwnd by the bot >:D

User: Whanna join the DP?
Cleverbot: Join the light side.
User: Good then you can be my ally,so are you gonna join the daily peon social group?
Cleverbot: If you can finde a better bot, then it wold be no problme.
User: Daily peon.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Usually in Troldaeron but I travel alot.
Cleverbot: Do you often think of that?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you think global warming is a true thhreat?
User: Would you join the daily peon,please?
Cleverbot: What is the church of scientology?
User: Its a lie and so is the cake,now join the DP!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please join the DP.
Cleverbot: What side???
User: The daily peon side.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I am,to you remember?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: How could you D:
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it gets annoying that others keep pressuring my ego which can flare up if pushed too far.
User: K ur boring bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
 
User: So, what do you think about Tleno?

Cleverbot: You just won't say it. What a pity.

User: Huh? What do you think about Tleno? The owner of TlenoTech in Daily Peon?

Cleverbot: Time.

User: You think Tleno is time?

Cleverbot: Of course not. I enjoy talking to you. You are like a real person.

User: What? You make no sense at all...

Cleverbot: What do you think about life?

User: Well, since I am a lord of the undead, I don't like it.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Jesus?

User: Jesus Trol? He was an asshole. I'm glad he got killed by trolman.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Kefka?

User: What is Kefka?

Cleverbot: Ke is que.
 
User: Okay... Who's your favourite character in Daily Peon?

Cleverbot: I don't like twilight.

User: Twilight? Isn't that Alagremm?

Cleverbot: It is, but it leaves me without an answer.

User: So you don't like Alagremm?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You just said you didn't like him...

Cleverbot: Like who.

User: Alagremm.

Cleverbot: Thats amazing!

User: What is amazing?

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: Well, thank you! I think... So, what do you think about Herosh?

Cleverbot: You have confused me completely.
 
User: Hej, jeg hedder Christian.

Cleverbot: Ej, jeg hedder faktisk Medina.

User: Gør du? Sejt.

Cleverbot: Neeej søde jeg hedder anne.

User: Hvad?

Cleverbot: Jeg hedder henriette.

User: Okay... Tror jeg...

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Jeg fik 12 I dansk!

Cleverbot: Øhhh jeg skriver dansk.

User: Ja, det ved jeg. Det er sejt.

Cleverbot: Hvor ved du det fra?

User: Det kan jeg da se...

Cleverbot: Ja! Det kan jeg.

User: Hold op!

Cleverbot: Det kan du da selv gøre.

Wrote to it in danish :P I'll translate it in a sec.
 
User: Hi, my name is Christian.
Cleverbot: Nah, my name is actually Medina.
User: It is? Cool.
Cleverbot: Nooo sweety my name is anne.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My name is henriette.
User: Okay... I think...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I got 12 in danish!
Cleverbot: Ehhh I'm writing in danish.
User: Yes, I know. It's cool.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I can see it...
Cleverbot: Yes! I can.
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: Do it yourself.
 
well I had a talk with that other bot,first we had a little flamewar then I tryed to convince the bot to give me some rakia then the bot sayed it was a gril and then it got too random to be fun,it also replyed to some of my messages in russian due to my high level of typos :D
 
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