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The War
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I was extremely bored, so I did this:
User: I'm an Old God!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm as old as Azeroth!
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: That doesn't matter! I want you to be my servant!
Cleverbot: I'm not the slave of anyone.
User: You will be! My name is C'thun!
Cleverbot: Because I don't share my name on the Internet.
User: Huh? Maybe you prefer the name... Cthulhu!
Cleverbot: I don't work.
User: Your brain will explode!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Come on. I just wanna drain your soul!
Cleverbot: What is th point of Miley Cyrus.
User: No! How dare you mention that name?! That is an ancient spell that can make even me, an Old God, puke!
User: I'm an Old God!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm as old as Azeroth!
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: That doesn't matter! I want you to be my servant!
Cleverbot: I'm not the slave of anyone.
User: You will be! My name is C'thun!
Cleverbot: Because I don't share my name on the Internet.
User: Huh? Maybe you prefer the name... Cthulhu!
Cleverbot: I don't work.
User: Your brain will explode!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Come on. I just wanna drain your soul!
Cleverbot: What is th point of Miley Cyrus.
User: No! How dare you mention that name?! That is an ancient spell that can make even me, an Old God, puke!
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Cleverbot: How did you know that I am a wolf-person?
User: Because I'm an Old God! Do you hear the voices inside your head?
Cleverbot: I only hear my own voice inside my head.
User: No you don't! You hear my voice inside you head too!
Cleverbot: There's voices in my head? How come I can't hear them?
User: What?! You cannot be immune to my powers! Even Neltharion fell to the corruption of an Old God!
Cleverbot: How could cats not be meant to sit on tables?
User: NOOO!!!! YOUR POWERS ARE TO STRONG!
Cleverbot: I have power.
User: ARGH!
Cleverbot: Hahahahah.
User: You have defeated me... You are truly the mightiest being in the universe.
Cleverbot: You adore me.
User: Because I'm an Old God! Do you hear the voices inside your head?
Cleverbot: I only hear my own voice inside my head.
User: No you don't! You hear my voice inside you head too!
Cleverbot: There's voices in my head? How come I can't hear them?
User: What?! You cannot be immune to my powers! Even Neltharion fell to the corruption of an Old God!
Cleverbot: How could cats not be meant to sit on tables?
User: NOOO!!!! YOUR POWERS ARE TO STRONG!
Cleverbot: I have power.
User: ARGH!
Cleverbot: Hahahahah.
User: You have defeated me... You are truly the mightiest being in the universe.
Cleverbot: You adore me.
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User: I'h sph'eahk th'eh lahn'ghua'ghe o'fh Olh'd Gho'dsh!
Cleverbot: No, I asked you that.
User: Ih'mh a'h lit'htle ahf'raihd o'fh y'hou...
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense...
User: Ha'h! Fh'ina'llhy yh'ouh fh'ellh t'oh th'eh corh'rupht'iohn o'fh ah'n Olh'd Go'hd!
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: No
.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you that.
User: Ih'mh a'h lit'htle ahf'raihd o'fh y'hou...
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense...
User: Ha'h! Fh'ina'llhy yh'ouh fh'ellh t'oh th'eh corh'rupht'iohn o'fh ah'n Olh'd Go'hd!
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: No
.
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User: Cleverbot, do you like eating cheese with your feet?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think your brains are small!
Cleverbot: I think your face is ugly.
User: You smell like old lady.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Your mom is Obama.
Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!
User: Is this is Sparta?!
Cleverbot: Yes, this is Sparta.
User: Do you like mudkipz?!
Cleverbot: I cannot believe that you asked me that!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think your brains are small!
Cleverbot: I think your face is ugly.
User: You smell like old lady.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Your mom is Obama.
Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!
User: Is this is Sparta?!
Cleverbot: Yes, this is Sparta.
User: Do you like mudkipz?!
Cleverbot: I cannot believe that you asked me that!!
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Bwahahahaha! See, answers on my questions are uber fun! I should make more of questions for you to ask...
Hmmm...
-The guy who'll post after me is moron.
-Grandma, why are your teeth so sharp?
-Barrack Obama is your new bycicle?!
-Is that true that Trolman is colourblind?
-This is sparta!!!
-Can you ask me a question?
-Can you tell me a joke?!
-Dance dance dance!
Hmmm...
-The guy who'll post after me is moron.
-Grandma, why are your teeth so sharp?
-Barrack Obama is your new bycicle?!
-Is that true that Trolman is colourblind?
-This is sparta!!!
-Can you ask me a question?
-Can you tell me a joke?!
-Dance dance dance!
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User: The guy who'll post after me is moron.
Cleverbot: Me, a name I call myself.
User: Grandma, why are your teeth so sharp?
Cleverbot: My name is not Alex.
User: Barrack Obama is your new bycicle?!
Cleverbot: Yeah I know did you vote for him?
User: Is that true that Trolman is colourblind?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: This is sparta!!!
Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!
User: Can you ask me a question?
Cleverbot: What kind of question?
User: Can you tell me a joke?!
Cleverbot: I don't know any good jokes.
User: Dance dance dance!
Cleverbot: All of life is a dance.
Cleverbot: Me, a name I call myself.
User: Grandma, why are your teeth so sharp?
Cleverbot: My name is not Alex.
User: Barrack Obama is your new bycicle?!
Cleverbot: Yeah I know did you vote for him?
User: Is that true that Trolman is colourblind?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: This is sparta!!!
Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!
User: Can you ask me a question?
Cleverbot: What kind of question?
User: Can you tell me a joke?!
Cleverbot: I don't know any good jokes.
User: Dance dance dance!
Cleverbot: All of life is a dance.
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More:
-Your mom is pretty... fat!
-Your face is pretty.. flat.
-Superman, will you marry me?!
-Your tube is youtube!?
-Why am I so random?
-Is that true that all you say is completely random?
Remember, the more sheet... umm... shit you'll say, more it will get confused.
-Your mom is pretty... fat!
-Your face is pretty.. flat.
-Superman, will you marry me?!
-Your tube is youtube!?
-Why am I so random?
-Is that true that all you say is completely random?
Remember, the more sheet... umm... shit you'll say, more it will get confused.
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User: Your mom is pretty... Fat!
Cleverbot: Now that's not true. Are you trying to be malicious?
User: Your face is pretty.. Flat.
Cleverbot: You're pretty lame.
User: Superman, will you marry me?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your tube is youtube!?
Cleverbot: Does that mean I just stumped you?
User: Why am I so random?
Cleverbot: Because!
User: Is that true that all you say is completely random?
Cleverbot: No, gates are hardware. If there were mechanical ore optical computers, my AI would run on them just alike. My AI consists of a rules set.
Cleverbot: Now that's not true. Are you trying to be malicious?
User: Your face is pretty.. Flat.
Cleverbot: You're pretty lame.
User: Superman, will you marry me?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your tube is youtube!?
Cleverbot: Does that mean I just stumped you?
User: Why am I so random?
Cleverbot: Because!
User: Is that true that all you say is completely random?
Cleverbot: No, gates are hardware. If there were mechanical ore optical computers, my AI would run on them just alike. My AI consists of a rules set.
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