The War

[trolman]

-.-
Well its a diffrent type of magic immunity...

 

[Tleno]

They do?! Oh well, seems my cupcake of mindless slavery won't be given to Pyritie... hmm... hey Ralle, wanna cupcake?!

 

[chr2]

They don't want to corrupt you, trolman! They are very speculated... They have some secret plans noone knows of. Everything is planned.

 

[VeljkoM]

Weaker version probably...

 

[trolman]

Good than they will be imprisoned forever due to their lack of brain.

Yes mine's way better.

 

[VeljkoM]

So you are more powerful then immortal beings that shaped the Azeroth we know today?

 

[trolman]

Yes.

No im just saying they are too dumb to see that I will stop their cultists from freeing them and will continue to do untill I die and when I die my blood line will continue my work.

 

[AIagremm]

Actually I believe that is way more simple. Trolman is already corrupted.

 

[trolman]

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I'm not!

 

[VeljkoM]

Voices in his head are common side-effect. What is the second?

And Old Gods aren't dumb just limited in DP.

 

[Tleno]

Oh my! It explians everything!

But why he still didn't did anything evil except for all his children beeing freaks and beeing highly aggresive and xenophobic?!

 

[trolman]

Those come from the armor and are always good and give me advises.

Dumb,,,

Because I'm not courrupted and Namalort is a part of the price I must pay.

 

[VeljkoM]

Zul'aman? That was cruel.

So Trolman you really want Old Gods to use all of their powers without limit and burn your so called sanity?

 

[AIagremm]

He already took control of most of Azeroth, tolerates his wife having a secret Trolmanian Old God worhispping cult under Belene and in Undercity and has very bad relations with everyone.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, don't be fool, all what they say is a lie, they poison your toughs and the body of your son...

 

[trolman]

Zul aman I invaded because I heard rumors that my first child Shandi was still alive and was somewere there,when diplomacy failed I had to invade.

Thats for the good, that cult is past and my wife's not their servant anymore, its not my fault.

 

[Tleno]

See, he has a terrible case of Oldgodcorruptionitus, desease which is hard to pronouncee and nearly immposible to cure...

 

[Tleno]

And why you didn't went to save the world when that fureguy wanted to butn the tree?

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolman retcon again!

 

[trolman]

Voices helped me!

Yes I did,I saved the world tree for like the 4th time.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman then why are there weird people coming to Undercity each third night? And why does she sing incantations and draw cryptic symbols and hieroglyphs on your body each night?

 

[Tleno]

But every time you send less and less people there...

 

[VeljkoM]

Ok that is getting ridicules...cya.

 

[Tleno]

And why Namlort said on his Facelessbook page that you gave him a "My second Necronomicon" book...
I think Trolmsn has a second life he even has no idea about... we should lobotomize him to see what's in his head!

 

[Tleno]

Wait, where are you going Velj?

 

[chr2]

Hieroglyphs? Uldum? C'thun?

 

[trolman]

Because the villians get shittyer and shittyer.

Oh those are Namalort's drug supplyers,beeing a mutant allows him to snort 10 times more blow than the avarage human can.

Thats not the only thing she sinhs and well...I kinda like having minor tatos that wash away in time,out of bordom I drew a nazi cross on my hand...

 

[AIagremm]

You did what!? O.O

HITLER! TROLMAN IS HITLER!

 

[trolman]

well the communist sign is too damn hard!

 

[Tleno]

"Sega! He knows Jew is everything you eat!"

 

[Tleno]

It's not, it's just a hammer and sickle.

 

[trolman]

Nah I like jews.

wasnt there something like those things ships have so they dont move and I dont know how its spelled?

 

[chr2]

I think I'll go outside an hang myself... Cya.

 

[Tleno]

No, it has no anchors...

I say Trolman you should go on a full evil detection ritual in holy temple away from Trolmania, so you would really know if you're corrupted..

 

[trolman]

hmm no thanks...now Im gonna go have a special ritual with my wife and 4 other women...

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, yeah, the infamous Trolorgy... used by Tiri to honor and harness the power of Old Gods!!! She syphons powers out of you this way!

 

[Tleno]

See! You would try to proove you're "clean" if ou were free from evil and instead you just try to avoid it, beause evilcheck will find evil in you and your evil plan will fail.. Isn't that right, Evil Trolman?!

 

[AIagremm]

Lets just ask evil future space warlord Trolman!

 

[trolman]

well it was my idea therefore she cant do it!

no its just cuz Id rather have a trolorgy than some stupid evil check

 

[Tleno]

But Trolman, we don't know if we can or can't thrust you, if you are secret servant of evil you'll tell everything to you evil master...

 

[trolman]

You've got no evedence against me!

And those things know im not in very good relations with the Triumvirate,if they whanted to destroy you they would courrupt someone on the inside.

 

[AIagremm]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thun Ahn'Quiraj wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[trolman]

No idea what you said.

 

[AIagremm]

You met to say... no idea what Tiri said! >

 

[Tleno]

He said he loves you.

 

[trolman]

Tiri hasnt shown anny contacts with the old gods ever since she was purified long ago and she's now under the protection of the Sacred Heart.

 

[AIagremm]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Yogg-Saron Ulduar wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[trolman]

whats that now?And no Tiri doesent say that

 

[AIagremm]

If you wake up in the middle of the night you will hear her mumble that while speaing.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cyäegha Uldum wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[chr2]

Cyäegha has nothing to do with Uldum...