The War

[Amargaard]

Hey LKD, what are your plans? Will you make articles on wowwiki about HIVE and DP or will you create a new wikia?

 

[Legion_King]

I don't know yet, I must think and plan about it.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, maybe you should do both things... I'm ready to help edit on both wowwiki and DPwiki or whatever you are goin' to call it. My usernames on the wikias are mostly Jalokin95 :7

 

[Legion_King]

Let me prepare the preliminaries.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Epic Win? Ok but still I need To get a pic up so no one can find me lol. And plus no one can invade my territories if i'm gone OK!!!!!!! I'll be back in a week or so.

 

[trolman]

you were gone longer

 

[Amargaard]

Finally! Now I have an idea how to continue my story

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes more stories!

Oh and bump?

 

[trolman]

well I'm making a pic

 

[chr2]

Then it'll be 8 pics to the Rise of Diablo! Actually 7, cause I'm making a pic too!

 

[trolman]

huh what do you mean?

 

[AIagremm]

I mean that Tiri is always pregnant and you get new kids every month.

 

[trolman]

Well actually because I dont use a condom she gets pregnant alot...

 

[Tleno]

Hello again guys, sorry but I was forced to travel away 70 kms from my PC for a day and eat delicious barbeque without anyone warning me, but now I'm free! Free!!!!
What did I missed?

 

[trolman]

i got another kid...

 

[AIagremm]

What? Oo

Trolman got another child >>

 

[trolman]

Well in my defence If they survived every time I would have had like 27 kids by now.

 

[AIagremm]

O.O

Oh... hell no!

 

[trolman]

what?...

 

[Tleno]

Trolman you el perverto...

 

[trolman]

Well both me and Tiri have the goblin gene which is really rare on humans.......but I usually get her to have an abortion...

 

[AIagremm]

Since the last pic Tiri isnt a mage in my head... she is more like some sort of birth machine...

 

[trolman]

Well because both of us have the gobin gene alot of the kids mutate...to tell you the truth....Namalort is a mutant!Not an old god...

 

[AIagremm]

You said he is an Old God!

 

[trolman]

Well I lied...just to escape the shame.

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, this is weird.

 

[trolman]

It's very wierd indeed but I'm glad I confessed.May all my unborn and ones who died shortly after their birth children rest in peace.Also i think that 4 kids is enough so I wont have any more.They should get me atleast 7 grandchildren.

 

[Tleno]

Well, I as a professor in pseudo-genetics can say that there might be these reasons of abominatins in your famly:
1. Tiri and you are relatives and because of that all your children are freaks...
2. Old Gods or demons or something else infected her with some kind of mutagen.
3. Remember when I was still drinking to you and you drinked that mutagen you tough it was beer? Well...
4. It's an ancient royal curse that you have to break someway. Tiri's or your's parents or someone else from relatives were cursed so that their dinasty would have genetical frekishness problems...

 

[AIagremm]

You f****ng machine!

 

[trolman]

Number 4 is probably the right one because Gandumbaldalf said that If i join the secret society and I become a guardian,I will be haunt by lonelyness and that my future will and children will have many problems...
Also Alagremm thats what Tiri says every time were done ^^

 

[AIagremm]

I cant believe we're related -.-

 

[Tleno]

Yeah Trolman... acording to Tlenopedia, the only way(s) to get cured is:
1. Find an artifact that could cure this.
2. Go to magical anomalic zone where you get cured. Yes, Island.
3. You must dicover why exactly you are cursed and fix that thing.

 

[trolman]

Well we are,Tleno should also get some kids too xD

Well as I said everything comes from the fact that I am the guardian of ex Lordaeron,now Empire from the forces of darkness.The olnly way to get cured is maybe If there is a new hero to take the job...

 

[AIagremm]

Hey! You totally stole that from me!

 

[trolman]

What?No i dont recal it.

 

[Tleno]

...A candidate!? Time paradox!

Well firstly I'm probably planing to wotk a bit with SC2 editor. Oh, and I'm planing to make my character's backstory and the birth of children (later), but after pervman was such an el perverto, I might cancel my children... of, and yesterday I had a bit of brainstorming about my character's backstory.

 

[trolman]

altough now that I remember you are also the guardian of your own world exept if you die everything goes to hell while if I die,well I dont die I always rise to fight the forces of darkness untill there is nothing left for me to fight for.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I finished mine characters real backstory some time now, since the one I showed you was actually a lie.

 

[trolman]

well i didnt say that there'll be another hero...

Doh...

 

[Tleno]

Wow, triple post! Real backstory? Maybe you should better ad more facts to your character's backstory, but not change it completely?

 

[AIagremm]

Well some of it was actually true, but only some of it... almost everything before my coming to Azeroth is a lie.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[AIagremm]

So Trolman, what do you need all your children for?

 

[trolman]

So I can have alot of Grandchildren to adore.

 

[AIagremm]

That is a stupid reason you know.

 

[Legion_King]

Damn, there is always an annoying problem after another, I fixed the PC, another thing prevented me from gaining access to the windows, I went in Safe Mode to remove 2 keys which will fix that and I saw they don't exist...

 

[trolman]

Well since humans die young there has to be alot of humans,just like the rest of the empire I have many children but dont worry there's a 85% chance that Kate will be my last child,its getting old.I also need them for Diplomatical marrages and so i can have a wide array of rules for when I finaly retire.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait so Shanid gets that territory in Kalimdor that is under your control, Namalort gets Khaz Modan and underground of Azeroth, Ronnie gets Trolmania and what does Kate get?

 

[Tleno]

^ This is how feudalism works... by the way, I hope you still want to be like emperor from WH40k when We'll go to space era...

 

[Legion_King]

if trolman's daughter is going to be born in the island, how can she get out?