The War

[trolman]

you really deserve to go to hell....

 

[chr2]

There is no hell... Your stupid fake god made that up too...

 

[VeljkoM]

No hell you say? Diablo is now offended. Forget the servitude I don't want to have now any contact with you.

 

[trolman]

so you'll be meeting diablo afterall eh?

 

[chr2]

Diablo, nah he doesn't exist either. Parents made him up to scare their childre... *Hears a giant roar* Ehh... I'm screwed, aren't I?

 

[Legion_King]

If there is no hell, there is no heaven either.

 

[chr2]

There is no heaven... trolman's god made it up... it was an illusion.

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolman god is an illusion. But creators did create hell. Where do you think new evil comes from?

 

[chr2]

My underpants.

 

[VeljkoM]

That's evil but not that kind of evil (but I am sure that all girls consider your pants hell).

 

[trolman]

heaven is a real place altough my evil god betrayed me....but he did create hell for people like you

 

[chr2]

They do, but they consider what's in them heaven.

@trolman: You forget the fact that if I die by the infinite dragons, I will go to heaven, cause I hadn't turned evil yet.

 

[VeljkoM]

Heaven because they have to die to be allowed in?

And you'll see soon that hell really exists. Muahahaha (cough)

 

[chr2]

No VeljkoM, they consider my "wild wyrm" is I call it (I don't), god!

 

[AIagremm]

Some say Island is hel... it isnt! Usually.

 

[VeljkoM]

Wow Al triple post?

And Chr2 that...is strange and can we change subject?

 

[AIagremm]

Damned bug

 

[trolman]

nah back then jesus Trol wasnt created so theres no hell nor heaven you'll just dissapear,forever

and I'm sure the guys at the bar really like your worm

 

[VeljkoM]

Hey Al you have encyclopedic knowledge so remind me did Old Gods or Titans created world or neither?

 

[AIagremm]

Neither. Old Gods took some worlds to themselves, but Titans just had to come and order things around the universe.

 

[chr2]

Actually that name comes from this WoW spell: http://www.wowhead.com/spell=60533
So, I have to save myself?

 

[VeljkoM]

But who was first on Azeroth? It is kinda confusing.

 

[AIagremm]

Old Gods or Titans? WHo knows. I prefer to think the Old Gods.

 

[chr2]

Well, the Old Gods and their elementals controlled Azeroth untill the Titans came by. The Titans imprisoned the Old Gods and banished the elementals to the elemental plane. Isn't it that way?

 

[AIagremm]

But dumb WoW lore says that Titans came first and then Old God infected that world. Like Ill belive that story.

 

[chr2]

So they say that Titans came and made "Order", then went away... Then Old Gods came and... did stuff. Then the titans came back to imprison the Old Gods? That doesn't make sence (not as much as the other story).

 

[VeljkoM]

It is usually chaos then order.

 

[chr2]

Exactly, that's why I don't like that story...

 

[AIagremm]

I say Old Gods came first, it makes sence!

 

[VeljkoM]

I will follow that lore. It is better for my new plot.

 

[chr2]

Yea, Old Gods came first. Fuck you Blizzard!

 

[VeljkoM]

What was first? Chicken or the old god?

 

[AIagremm]

Old God! Because Old Gods used Curse of the Flesh on stones to make an egg!

 

[chr2]

Wait... Curse of Flesh could explain how Old Gods came later... Though they might just have created it while being imprisoned...

 

[VeljkoM]

In the end they are true gods for Azeroth for they gave flesh. They gave us biological life.

 

[chr2]

Hurray!

 

[AIagremm]

So... Toast!

 

[VeljkoM]

Toast in the glory of our true fathers! And may chaos forgive them for turning evil.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[chr2]

So, you guys think I'm evil?

 

[trolman]

yes and thats the truth

 

[Amargaard]

Nah I don't 'course you're danish and we're not evil here... But guess you're crazy!

 

[chr2]

Cool... Alexstrasza thought I was good. Lol, huh?

Go Denmark!

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[AIagremm]

Can you feel Trolman? Closing in all around you? The <Insert power or deity here> justice has been awakened. The sins of the <time> have finally caught up to you. You will be brought to account for all the <insert deed here>, <insert deed here> and <insert deed here>. Though <insert deed here>, now <result> and <wish>. Look up to your defences <relation>. For the champions of <insert power or deity here> gather at your gates!

 

[Tleno]

I think I fixed the SC2 problem. Testing nows.

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray! ^^

 

[chr2]

Nice!

 

[chr2]

Pickles!

 

[trolman]

nope i dont feel it

yaar it finaly be time for the not pirate one to get his game yarr...

 

[VeljkoM]

At least it is more honest.