The War

[trolman]

*cryes,looks up the post and replys*No not rly.*gets back into crying*

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, have you ever tryed to revive her with your holy power? I mean Medivh revived his mother, altrough without her magical powers, but still.

 

[trolman]

That could work altough Jesus Trol forbid it,he sayed that if she gets ressurected by holy powers,the old gods will gain holy powers and destroy the world,so im in a dilema should i betray my own god and ressurect my dear wife or should i do nothing and spend an eternity alone....

 

[Tleno]

Don't you know that Faceless can use those powers only for gppd so they won't be able to use them?

 

[Legion_King]

Well, with the loss of my incomplete campaign, I started to upgrade my "Plague of Lordaeron" campaign, it's nearly finished, the most special thing of it is the "Culling of Stratholme" cinematic, it has WoW sounds now, not Warcraft sounds, gonna upload it in less than 1 hour.

As for the Second Vision cinematic, I lost the map so I have to do all over again.
And why every new guys are human and good, no evil!!

 

[Tleno]

Well eariler or later they all might be corrupted. Just offer them something good enough..

 

[trolman]

apperently Jesus still doesent allow that,he also says that I am far to big sinner for this kind of favour so i guess I'll have to do something really good so I can please him and he'll resurect my wife,but i need a really good deed........hmm.......

 

[AIagremm]

Dont even think about killing me, its bad.

Anyway, it seems Phantom of the Opera comic will have 33 pages or even less.

 

[trolman]

i wasnt but would that be considered a good enough deed for my wife to be ressurected?

You're making a comic about it?

 

[AIagremm]

It isnt a good deed. I dont think that even if you destroy the Legion he will revive her. HE will say he will, ut when you do he will say something like "oh, you see I found out she canot be revived because of her Old God powers, no just cant do it, its impsosbile for me."

 

[trolman]

hmm well the legion are evil......so it seems that I will start a crusade!Yes guather the troops we are conquring outland!Wait i cant open a portal >:C

 

[AIagremm]

Skull of Gwonman and Maaax...

 

[trolman]

Oh,right.I'll do it!But first i has homework <:C *cries some more*

so you're making a comic eh?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeap. Also the story about mah past.

So will you make pics about Outland in return?

 

[trolman]

Yes i will but were should I start from? Helfire peninsula sounds like a nice place I aways whanted to visit.

Also

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, you b***h!

Yeah, hellfire peninsula is the place to begin.

 

[trolman]

+2 good points for a succesfull rickroll-----9 999 998 points till Tiri's ressurection

No one cool and powerful lives there exept for a bunch of fel orcs right?

 

[Tleno]

Wait, so you want to please your god? Maybe you should, erm, fins some ancinet artifact of your religion, like Holy Trail (Grail)?

 

[trolman]

I know!I must found teh holy pie! The farytalles say that its in a land far away somewere under its redsands

 

[AIagremm]

Holy Grain!

 

[Tleno]

No, Trail! Its like Holy Grail, only starts from T because its Trolman's. I heard this thing can reive people, make you immortal and possibly even turn grain into diamonds and pure gold into pure pie.

 

[trolman]

pie is much hollyer and will be worth atleast about 3,000,000 points

 

[trolman]

Hmm nah holly pie will do the work

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but it can't revive anyone!

Oh Al, any orders?

 

[AIagremm]

You cannot return her and stay good... but you can speak with her! ^^

Send your best team to the Temple( yes I finally allow you that). We need to do some transtemporal metaphyscis experiments.

 

[trolman]

but everyone who eats from it will become immortal,therefore I just have to open up Tiri's stomache,put the pie and wait for her to get ressurected,so i must find the relic....

 

[Tleno]

Translation to Trolmanian: you have to do funky stuff with science thingy.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, I know where the pie is! But the way to get it is very dark...

 

[trolman]

Im still gonna go find the holy pie and return it to its rightfull place.
Speak,I'll bring a flashlight.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, to obtain the pie you'll have to combat an eagle that eats lungs of a ancient Dragon Promethe... ugh, Pyritie whos traped by other dragons for telling humans the secret of cinamon rolls and who is located in the mountain of Sugary Goodness! Then you'll have to free him by using that eagle's body as a mace to destroy the rock! Then Pyritie will tell you how to summon the anceint Geek gods! Then you'll summon the Dzeusman, Poseilort and some guy who's name start from H! Then you kill them, take their Ambrosia, then Pyritie will ask you to sacriface you 50 tons of pancakes and sugar so in exchange he would turn the ambrosia into the pie. Thats it.

 

[AIagremm]

Simple as pie! ^^

 

[Tleno]

So Trolman, are you ready for this simple, greek mythology parodising adventure? Did I mentioned to you that you don't know how to cook pancakes so for that you'll need to attack the city of Trojania and get a secret from them?

 

[AIagremm]

But beware for they can knock you off and cry This is Trojania!

 

[trolman]

hmm cant i just go find it?Its somewere in helfire peninsula your way sounds way too long

 

[AIagremm]

Nope.

 

[Tleno]

Plus they are known for infecting crystal orbs with themselves! And Pyritie, the Dragon of Cake, altrough really sweet migh also be quite sour and might try to turn you into a furry with his Probably Poisoned Candy™ or if he won't like you he'll send his Dragon Golem Lirchatron on you.

 

[trolman]

oh cmon I can just beat the shit out of illidan till he tells me were the pie is hidden

 

[AIagremm]

He doesnt know that. If he did he wouldnt be insane drunk bitch

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, the way I just told you is the one you'll have to do. And the Mountain of Sugary Goodness is located somewhere... well nobody knows you should probably ask The monks of The Too Sweet Yang monastery in Pandaria.

 

[trolman]

well were is this pyrite you guys speak off?

 

[AIagremm]

No Trolman! Yo uneed to grow a bit ugly beird and then you will be able to come to the Island if you pretend you've been there before!

 

[Tleno]

I repeat Trolman, you go find monks of Too Sweet yang, then go where they tell you, fight eagle, don't eat Poison candy, then fight the gods, then fight Trojanians and bring their Pancakes to Pyritie. THE END

 

[trolman]

but that way I'll just see my wife if i do what tleno said I can ressurect her

 

[AIagremm]

Dont listen to him, Cavie just gave him pills, because he's got a virus.

 

[Tleno]

No Al, he has to fight the all those things I mentioned. Thrust me, its more fun. Plus Pyritie actually you need Leaves from Mysterious Island to cook that pie. So Pyritie will ask Trolman to go to us... but thats later...

 

[Tleno]

Must Spam Alagremm! Must Spam trolman! *Get cured* No seriously guys, I'm completely serious. You must make that pie. But one of ingriedients can be found only on our island! Other 50% of all ingridients can be found under your bed.

 

[trolman]

omfg you guys...........

well evil troll whants to use the pc and sleep in the room the pc is so I guess I'll study for real now and come back around five

 

[AIagremm]

Going to mah English school now

 

[Tleno]

Fine... So he're the ingridients you'll need to cook The Ultimate Pie of Holyishness:
-Bunch of Ambrosia From Geek Gods
-Bunch of Stuff from under your bed
-Can of Mayorella (Fine you don't need it, its a joke...)
-Leaves of the mysterious plant from mysterious island.
-Bad of Flour
-2 Dragon eggs
-Carton of Milk of Hypnogryph

 

[Tleno]

Bye guys. Later I'll have to go boxing... damnit...