The War

[trolman]

Kill the xeno scum!

 

[Tleno]

Me? Man you really don't know anything about infiltration...

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, I got blueprints for your island's defence systems!

 

[StormWarriors2]

I'm an Assissan SHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Tleno]

Yes, thats mine... I should trademark it, it seems to be effective against furries... man we need Evilzard stealing my evolution device and turning half of Draenoh and Azeroth into anthropomorpic freak, then I could really use it... actually that would be fun to kill all those people not innocent for what happened to them...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Genocide!

 

[Tleno]

Oh yes? And when Marines kill heretics, thats not genocide?

 

[StormWarriors2]

no they are doing it to protect humanity!
That is not genocide because its not a group of people. They are blood thirsty fanatics that deserve to die.

 

[Tleno]

See, and those would be like mutated blood civilians that deserve to die or be cured. First way is way cooler.

 

[trolman]

Yeah marines,imperial guard and emperor are the good guys!For emperor and imperium!

 

[trolman]

The olnly cure for them is death!

 

[Tleno]

See? Mutants=kill. But then its bad to infiltrate to them... I've calculated that it might end like in avatar then... the infiltrated one might change his side!

 

[trolman]

There is no infiltration with them because theres a big chance you'll either get discovered and killed,get sacraficed,eaten by a deamon,mutate into a horrible freak or get killed from a device on your back that makes you summon faster.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Exterminatus!

 

[Tleno]

Guys! I've just came up how to fight freat mutants without destroying Draenosh or Azeroth! We all must stuck without any army or anything like that on some separate post-apocalyptic planet, filled with mutants! This can be possible only if we'll recreate the aircraft crash... or if Windu will fuck up the magnetic anomaly and it will teleport us to random world...

 

[AIagremm]

You mean we all have to go back in a plane crash?

 

[Tleno]

...just now when I've got a beard? Wait I had it allways... anyway it would be intresting to see how would we all act without any forces or people on our side... some kind of mini-adventure...

 

[trolman]

sounds like something actually refreshing....can the planet be filled with zombaiz instead?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah won't they notice?

 

[Tleno]

Maybe like with Fallout ghouls (Those are people mutated from radiation into zombies)? Some still have human mind but are ugly freaks with rooting faces, while others also have their branes fried and gone wild.

 

[trolman]

how about regular slow and stupid everyday zombies?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Or blood angels!
Or space wolves!
Or flesh tearers
or plauge marines!
Or death guard!
Or slaneesh!
Or angry marines!
Or pretty marines!
Or classy marines!

 

[AIagremm]

Or the Others!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Omg it has already started cain's invasion!

 

[Tleno]

Or Star Trek crazed nerds?!
Or Hanna Monntana crazed tweens?
Or Calliope crazed Draenei tweens?

 

[trolman]

ok this idea got stupid,but will it happen?

 

[AIagremm]

This is crazy!

 

[Tleno]

You mean that only stupid things happen? I say after Windu starts the experiment... maybe... plus there should be a reason of this happening? Wait, maybe Us from Future open a portal to the post-apocalyptic future in which all worlds were invaded by demons to tell us something we have to do until demons didn't became too strong???

 

[AIagremm]

Not demons, Old Gods! So we will become... pre-liquidators!

 

[trolman]

Nah i liked the first idea about us going into some destroyed and zommbiefied planet,how it happens now?

 

[Tleno]

No no, the future us will want to give as the mutagen antidote so that we could make our people immune to the mutagenic virus that demons want to send on us to defeat us. Plus all that world is crawling with mutants and zombie mutants that are too late to be cured...

 

[StormWarriors2]

..........what?

 

[trolman]

sounds kina fun,ok

 

[Tleno]

Okay, here's everything in a chronological order in that alternative future:
-Demons invade both of our worlds and use the mutagenic virus that turns people into mutants instead of using brute force.
-Most of our world's population is destroyed and we develop the antidote too late when there are mostly nobody left to cure, inly we by ourselves become immune to the virus so we continue the rebelous fight.
-I or someone else creates a time machine to fix all this.

 

[AIagremm]

I say that Azeroth is doomed and soon will be full of zombies or stuff that will make it impossible to take back!

Many people will run to Draenosh and try to find Temple for that(the Island iwll actually be the only safe place in Azeroth)

Trolman will invade Argus and though it wont be fully invaded as hippies still live in it, he will invade it anyway to save his people! Then he'll invade Outland!

 

[trolman]

Alagremm,you know that theres no way I'll do that right.

 

[AIagremm]

Come on, we need to leave Azeroth! And then maybe someone will grow a beard and we will go back!

 

[trolman]

Never!Azeroth rocks!Without it i see no point of Trolmanian empire.Plus argus and outland are boring...

 

[AIagremm]

Buy you'll have your own world... plus VeljkoM will flood the surface one day anyway

 

[Legion_King]

Is Xoroth destroyable or able to be invaded?

 

[AIagremm]

I think this can be arranged, but it is impoissible to capture a Legion Fortress.

 

[trolman]

I'll never leave my land.

 

[AIagremm]

You wont, but your sons will, am I right? >

 

[trolman]

Nah I'll ground them in my dungeon.

 

[AIagremm]

Dont you want your sons to have their own worlds? Argus for Ronnie and Outland for Namalort?

 

[Legion_King]

Yes, we defeated them with huge amount of casualties, plus if we can take a fortress, they will surely recapture it within a short period of time.

 

[trolman]

yes probably...........yeah i do

 

[AIagremm]

Since they will probably have their own factions which will only a bit remind Trolmania, but loyal to it, you will have 3 forces, the most powerful of which remains on a dyng world...

 

[trolman]

Its not dyng altough I've heard that deamons will invade draenorsh and zombify the population

 

[AIagremm]

Everybody knows DP people should leave Azeroth and go to other worlds..