The War

[trolman]

No rly I dont use spearman for war.
Not when you get overrun by thousainds of flying trolmanians carrying other trolmanians on their stomaches and then droping them behind your lines!Oh and some of those trolmanians will burrow and attackyou with spikes,some will spit and some explode.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Sword of light of Light whaT? no its Atcual title is Nabial (Sword of the Storm)

 

[trolman]

You be quiet,your world is allready doomed.

 

[Tleno]

SW2, don't worry one day your world will be doomed when I'll come to it....

Trolman, are you planing on selling your soul to Old God, after what turning into funky ovemind monster and fighting us?
Or maybe you are planing to actually go to SC2 era? Don't worry, there already a space courier job vaiting for you...

And those were your people, they've just ran out of swords and axes and had to use other weapons...

 

[StormWarriors2]

I know the world is doomed, so is Azeroth.
But hey plot twists happen.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, your world isnt needed, so it iwll be destroyed.

 

[trolman]

No I hate old god and pikemen,my soldiers would fight with fists than spears!Its trolmanian law number 238-never use Pikes if you're an official Trolmanian soldier.The punishment is death.
So i got no clue what who's soldiers were they.

 

[AIagremm]

Worlds in DP universe:
Azeroth
Draenosh
Outland
Argus
Grouseland(X)
Gyrotopia
Stormwarriorsland

 

[trolman]

You mean known worlds......

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well it might be a good fall back point. For all I know stormwarriorland is Drancor. Which noone seems to get. Or Dranis I'll update my screen shot with a new today!

 

[Tleno]

Argus? WTF?!
and those are still discovered lands, there are other like Pandora or Tatoine or Earth or 5 more Earths from alternative universes...
Yes SW2, we are gonna get rid of you planet once and for all. LATER.
Oh, Trolman, those soldiers were just using spears as, you know, sticks because they had their leg bones broken and needed something to help them move.

 

[trolman]

No get over it,i watch the numbers of my soldiers even something as little as 5000 would be noticed and marked missing in action.And I saw that on the picture they were hanging the sticks over their heads.

 

[AIagremm]

I should totally restore a few pieces of Grouseland to make Skettar like I did with Draenosh...

 

[trolman]

Yay,create a new planet infested with deamons,like there arent enough allredy.

 

[Tleno]

Good idea... then we will send ban you to that planet!
Oh, also if you'll try to attack Draenosh ever again, you'll be permamently turned into a dog and kept in zoo, Trolman!
It counts for you to, SW2!

 

[StormWarriors2]

?what i was never involved in any attack. I've been fighting another war.

 

[trolman]

Magic proof armor....

 

[AIagremm]

Magic proof armor wont save you against chloroform and a big bag

 

[Tleno]

"Cat in a bag"... hey we could turn Trolman into a cat and give him as a present to the Aszure!

 

[StormWarriors2]

na let him become a daemon and inprison him into the Steel Cage. (I.E. no escape cannot be breached no matter what. Read the bible it has a reference to this.)

 

[AIagremm]

because everybody knows that demons fear iron?

 

[trolman]

Neva,I am a demigod!And i never take this armor off,I've even forgot how to but thats not the point,the point is that I can chose witch spells to work on be and witch to reflect.

 

[Tleno]

Wait... lots of things are afraid of iron... demos, dark elves, fairies... hey, we should turn Trolman into a fairy!

 

[AIagremm]

Tyrans fear iron!
*Slowly goes to Trolman with an iron knife in his hand and maniacal impression on his face*

 

[trolman]

40% of this armor is made out of Iron fools........

 

[Tleno]

*Acts like a Hitman from Hitman movie and Hitman games*
*Mugs footman, gets his uniform, comes to Trolman and mugs him*
*Gets waked up by Cavie*
...Honey, today I had a best dream ever!


Hahaha! You are slowly killed by your own armor!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well that would work lol.

 

[trolman]

Sure like im that easy to kill.......

 

[Tleno]

*Kills Trolman*
...wait what you said?

 

[trolman]

Im still alive.

 

[AIagremm]

Zombie!
*Kills Trolman*

 

[Tleno]

Hey thats fun!
*Kills Trolman*

 

[StormWarriors2]

Its really fun. *Takes out chaingun*
*fires it at trolman*
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

 

[trolman]

-.- You guys done?

 

[AIagremm]

Not yet
*Kills Trolman*
Now we're done

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well i will conquer the Talin Empire and I shall restore order to the doomed planet.

 

[AIagremm]

Until the Legion comes

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yep.
Then i'm screwed.
But i like the world its not dead like Azeroth :*(.
Plus it was already there. And it has no importance. It has no central magic place. So why would the legion come?

 

[AIagremm]

Why the heck wouldnt they invade your wolrd because you dont have one? Their aim is not to get sources of magic, but to destroy the order created by titans and kill!

 

[Tleno]

To kill everyone, just like allways... hey, when you're be doomed, will we save you and let you into Draenosh? Al, what you say about it?

 

[StormWarriors2]

If you allow everyone from the alliance to surivive then yes. But i will be racist and leave the Entire Talin Empire behind. Then the talin empire will have to fight agianst the undead and the Burning Legion at the same time!

 

[AIagremm]

Why not let him go in Gyrotopia?

 

[trolman]

You sure you guys whanna do that?I mean its not like he isnt gonna stay with you for a couple of months then escape and try to destroy you by entering another world.

 

[Tleno]

Bye guys, angry trolls again..

 

[StormWarriors2]

nah i won't leave because unlike you they attucally know how to run a kingdom without it running it into the ground.

 

[trolman]

O rly?When did i destroy my kingdom?Never you just betrayed me but i desided to ignore you,knowing that you are not that imortant and dont even deserve my time.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, it seems that nobody deserves your time

 

[StormWarriors2]

That was a great mistake!

 

[StormWarriors2]

WOW EXACT SAME TIME FTW!
But still Trolman you are a corrupt empire your powers are what destoried the last Lordraeon

 

[trolman]

no not rly al
whats done is done,someday soon I'll send Namalort and several thousains of Faceless ones and your world will be infested.