The War

[AIagremm]

Burning Legion? Who is scared of those losers?

What we should fear are the Old Gods.

 

[trolman]

Old Gods?Who is scared of those losers?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah But that was only the first wave.
If the Entire Burning Legion Came we are f---Ed
Also Sageras Looks Like a Doom Guard Not Like a Pit Lord.
Look in pictures of Sageras. he's not a Pit Lord. He's A Titan.
also Old Gods if they gather strength and release their powers from the earth azeroth will be under it's control agian. Plus Trolman your a servant to them. No matter what you do you have been corrupted. Along with your son. Basically you are turning into what happened to the Wanderer in Diablo 1 and 2.

 

[AIagremm]

By the way, speaking of Old Gods... your horrible pic desription of how you defated the Old God is killing me!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Who me? I told him in order to kill a god you need to kill him with a god's weapon. And Basically trolman you can't kill him because you do not have the weaponry and you aren't strong enough. Plus Demi-Gods are that strong look at Cenraus lol he got pwned. Whats to say you don't?

 

[trolman]

yeah but it wont....
Orly i tought i was turning into pacman but wanderer from diablo makes more sence right?
He's dead you just summoned the second Old God on Draenorsh (thats why the world didng get pwnd)

 

[StormWarriors2]

First Signs you are turning into a demon.
1. You are experincing lust for meat.
2. You are having more of the F---.
3. You are making whore pits.
4. You are growing taller.
5. You have recieived god-like powers.
6. You are getting more hair.
7. You somehow manage to teleport to a different planet with out any help.
8. You are growing a bump on your head.
9. You are growing scales.

 

[AIagremm]

Aha!

And you cant kill him, plus it was all part of his plan. Did you really think that where I couldnt succeed with all of my armies, you could succeed with yourself, a kid, two lamebrain wizards and your wife? Are you really that simple?

 

[StormWarriors2]

I could kill it. If Trolman learned to figure out the Sword of Light which he has locked somewhere is a God Weapon except only those of the Storm Can wield it.
otherwise it devours you lol.
And no wizard can dispel it. But the god weapon is too powerful. Hence why we tried to lock it away. So basically trolman doesn't know where it is.

 

[trolman]

Lets see i got 1,2,3 and 5
Well the olnly school I whent to was Knight school,and Tiri and Namalort probably didnt whant to kill him,and those mages are unimportant,but who cares have fun getting overrun by faceless ones and elementals.

 

[trolman]

I haz axe of lumberjackness given to me by Jesus Trol!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, it wont be that simple. Plus he wanted you to "destroy" him. No mortal can understand their plans.

Tiri has always served the Old Gods and now your son is bind to them forever.

 

[AIagremm]

You two have the lamest artifacts. Axe of Lumberjackness of Jesus Trol? Sword of Light of Light?

I have the greatest artifact of them all, the one which altered the very course of history, the greatest weapon and force of power there is in the universe. I possess the Fork of Truth!

 

[trolman]

Whatever back on Azeroth the brainwashing of the Old Gods was blocked by the Sacred Heart,witch explains why they didnt kill him,last time i help anybody who didnt ask for it....

 

[trolman]

so 'sup i feel like making a pic but i dont have an idea....

 

[AIagremm]

New powers of your son...

 

[dead-man-walking]

Namalort's? Or Ronnie's?

 

[trolman]

I should totaly find him a kingdom to rule,but were......

 

[AIagremm]

Namalort of course. He gave him powers of the Old God.

Anyway, why dont you make a screen in the wolrd editor?

 

[trolman]

Hmm duke Onkled has sent me a letter and a picture,I'll post em soon.

 

[AIagremm]

Who's that? Oo

 

[trolman]

The person i put incharge of the region near Gilneus....

 

[AIagremm]

If I recall you wanted to make Namalort owner of Draenosh?

 

[trolman]

Nah I changed my mind,I'll make him owner of stormwarrior land.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... and Ronnie?

 

[trolman]

He'll have everything on Azeroth.

 

[AIagremm]

That doesnt make any sence! You are a demigod, so you should live forever. This means he should get a different country to rule!

 

[trolman]

Thats for when i retire,fool.I know I'll live forever duh,but Im sure I'll be very depresed when Tiri dies and in no condition to rule an empire,then it will be Ronnie's shot.

 

[Tleno]

I'm back for tacking care of nature and swiming on kayaks! What did I missed exceot the picture part?
And whats gonna happen now to Trolman?
And Al... could you give me a report to what happened in Draenosh (you know, casualties, damage to ecnomy, immportant things lost, immportant artifacts obtained, captured trolmanians), I was injured while fighting in frontlines (I had to raise the morale of my people and boom! I was hit with a spear...)...

 

[AIagremm]

Why not ive her some Old God powers? I mean she is already an Old God servant.

But Ronnie will be the only mortal in your family.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... so is there is any connection to Azeroth now?
And... well just give me a report, I need to get a whole picture of current situation...

 

[AIagremm]

Casualties:
54 civilians
236 warriors of Karabor Guard
141 warrior of Triumvirate Force
Damage to economy:
23 km2 of forests burned
14 arcane facilities burned
1 297 000 Gremms spent on rebuilding the city
560 000 Gremms spent on help to people
Important things lost:
89 various artifacts lost
Crystal of Lights
Important artifacts obtained:
Various equiptment of Trolmanian mages
Hammer of Light from one paladin
Captured Trolmanians:
32 warriors
21 mages
2 paladins
7 elven priests
Other loses:
Connection to Azeroth temporally lost
Other obtainments:
Way to Azeroth can be opened any time now

 

[Tleno]

Good... now we can return to our plan A of making everyone from trolmania go to Draenosh.
Captured warriors will be very useful...
Oh, and what are the hostile casualties...

 

[AIagremm]

Ask Trolman about that

 

[dead-man-walking]

About hundreds of Faceless Ones, I suppose.

 

[Tleno]

Still if I'm not mistaken the dwarven division managed to kill about 5000 soldiers of trolman...

 

[trolman]

Lets see......
Soldiers died in combat-192
Soldiers missing in acction-11
Monks,medics,engeniers and overall people who shouldnt have been killed-62
Money spent on explosives to destroy the giant towers- 60 000 gold coins
Civilians captured-1732
Civilians killed-21
Civilians released-1732
Items seized:35 barrels of Draenorsh beer,41 Illegal prostitutes,and alot of other stuff the soldiers pillaged.

 

[trolman]

No not rly because my forces were olnly in Karabor,dont know who you fought but i didnt meet any dwarves,at all.

 

[Tleno]

Pillaged? They had a night with those women in a hospital and then returned to Azeroth and had sex with their real wives. By the way, there is a desease that turns people into bloodelves you know... and its a veneric disease...

Trolman, check on your people again, it seems you don't know how to count, my dwarves took care of about 5000 of your men. Near to the Karabor.

 

[trolman]

What i just didnt take any prissoners,the 21 killed civilians are people who attacked my soldiers.
Ah but those are illegal prostitues you dont know about.

 

[Tleno]

Those are the same prostitutes that ran away from you Trolman.
Those 21 civilians? Oh right, they've managed to kill 100 of your elite swordsmen with a singla Gatling Tleno machinegun.

 

[trolman]

Yes i did and you knowwho those men were?Not mine,I didnt even leave the city and we came from the mountain parts while your dwarves fought the other humans in the forest part.There were spearmen with them right?Well there are no spearmen in my army,witch means those were some bandits who came to pillage the city while all the law was busy fighting me.

 

[AIagremm]

You said you captured 1732 civilians, killed 32 civilians and somehow released 1732?

 

[trolman]

Sure they did......

 

[trolman]

those killed ones were the ones who didnt escape or whanted to be taken prisoners so they fought back,tha newbz...

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm, those were his soldier who heroically managed to run away from evil land of Trolman.
Oh, Trolman, those were part of your "reinforcements". Tiri send part of her people to help you when she captured that mage chick...

 

[Tleno]

Sure 90% of your army is not destroyed, Trolman...

 

[trolman]

No,she came from the same place i did and none of the troops whent outside the city but then again the 22 could have escaped into Draenorsh and the other 4978 were random bandits you killed.

 

[trolman]

No rly 5000 is like 5% its a huge land Tleno,people are stupid and have lots and lots of kids,Im like a medival european china.

 

[Tleno]

No Trolman, those were your soldier, don't lie or you really want to be punished by beeing permamently naked-ified? Liar.
Your like a pre-one child law modern China, trolman. Oh, and its not hard to kill even more of your people, there is no zerg rush that could defeat my trenchies!