Lucky for me, my parents dont annoy me ^^
But if I get more two's or dont get rid of the ones I have, I'll be...
So anyway, Trolman you should sned one of your sons in some sort of crusade that will make him fanatical and forsake you or make him betray you, so you would eventually siege him and you would go all Terenas style! Appear in front of him as an astral projection and start a nice speach:
"Can you feel it my son? Closing in all around you... Great Trol's justice has been awakened, the sins of the past have finally caught up to you. You will be brought to account!"