The War

[trolman]

You do realise you're spending a shit load of money on all those fests right?And that money comes from the pocket of the hard working draenorshians right?Well they dont like that infact they will start a revolution but when your grandchildren rule.Then the leader will be some short guy on a horse.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, right. All the resources are producted by golems/

 

[trolman]

You base your entire world just on resources?In this rate they'll be gone in just a few years,and what happens after that?Oo we dont have enough money....and everything will fall apart.

 

[Tleno]

Science fest? How should it look?
Actually we have a completely pure communism just like Stalin imagine it will be after about million years of punishing non-believers and working in Uraniums mines. People can get a house, food three times a day and other things for free unless they disobey the law or do nothing. Money are just like, you know, for all that extra stuff like entertaiment or better accomodation or tastier food or just for whatever people ussually do with money... oh right, spend.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, we can allways dicover new worlds, colonize them and recieve all the goods we need from them, then we can also create a device that converts energy into matter and our lives will be as happy as your will never be.
Napoleon was not short, he was tall, Troolman.

 

[trolman]

But wasnt his idea is that everyone is equall.That means you too you know.And in time the wall between the wolrds will fall and somehow the SSSR Triumvirate will fall.And colonising other worlds is evil.....esp if you destroy giant trees in which wierd blue humanoids live,to get the goods under them.

 

[Tleno]

It was Carl Marx who came up with the idea of equality.

 

[trolman]

Wait so you're not a real communist!Plus Marx created communisum.

 

[Tleno]

I'm not a commie, Zombie. is one if you'll need any. Al ideologies suck because they have pros and cons, all except socialisticaly liberal conservators and liberally conservative socialists, because they don't have any big cons.
Yes, Marx and Engels or whatever did it.

 

[trolman]

Engels's dad was a big factory owner so Marks used him just so he can live without working.
Buts still your wierd regime will fall,they all do.

 

[Tleno]

Weirdo.

 

[trolman]

Wierdo?U dare offfund teh god of typoz!?!?!
Senator Skippy go get him!

 

[Tleno]

Its a horse... and plus it's sleeping now and can't hear you!

 

[trolman]

Yes but my lead senator and demigod of all horses!

 

[Tleno]

Right...
Hey whats with Al?

 

[trolman]

Silance you'll wake him up!
I dont know maybe he's away planing to betray you and take all of Draenorsh.....draenei are wicked creatures...

 

[AIagremm]

No, I was eating humans dinner.

My ideologies suck? :'(
Then lets make them better on the next High Council meating!

 

[trolman]

Silance!You'll wake up Skippy!
Well they arent the brightest....

 

[AIagremm]

Thats becasuse I mixed them all together, but now we'll make order!

 

[Tleno]

I love meatings! Esspecially Draenei meat pork!

 

[AIagremm]

Let the Force be with us!

 

[trolman]

Wierdos......

 

[Tleno]

Weirdus.
Anyway, the Draenoshian science fair will happen soon, but Alagremm couldn't come because he was too busy eating peop... diner and because I'm lazy to immport his fat poly ass, but Med'al of honour may come.

 

[trolman]

Does this mean both of you will make pics?

 

[Tleno]

What pics? I'm making a pic about the science fair of Draenosh where I'll present my Steam Mole™!
►◄

 

[trolman]

that pics oh crap i woke up Skippy.....will the spaceman make one too?

 

[trolman]

wait you mean that thing you'll descover the secret world under draenorsh with?(dont worry my spies told me)

 

[Tleno]

Yes.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPIES THAT COULD COMMUNICATE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MINI-RIFT COMMUNIcATION THINGIES!!!

 

[trolman]

hmmm good point.....but somehow i know.......i wonder how??....

 

[AIagremm]

The mighty eye of Daily Peon sees all...

 

[Tleno]

Sorry I won't be able to read your comments because of angry parent trolls, but anyway the pic is ready.

 

[trolman]

So the Triumvirate keeps Blood elves?They are getting eviler every day.I never suspected such an evil act...

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, I have no idea. Most likely the high elves are celebrating Summerfest. However they hate red. Hm... anyway, blood elves are an impossiblity, we have a planetal arcane amplifier, which would fry a brain of a magic-addicted elf(blood elves) in a matter of hours.

 

[trolman]

Maybe theres a new plague that turns high elves into blood elves,the amplifier is destroyed by the plague creators.You should really do something about this.(a bunch of pics,i gave you a good plot)

 

[AIagremm]

But who could begin something like this? If you say Ner'zhul I'll kill you because, I sent him to the spirit world forever on his request

 

[trolman]

Mer'zhul?It could be Kael,ofcourse no wonder the bloodelves didnt fight at hyjal,they're invating draenorsh!

 

[AIagremm]

Invating? I wont come to their party.

Anyway, this is imposible, so most likely some high elf is loayal tp those ideals and I muist send them to the branewash-purification-stabilization chamber in the Spire.

 

[VeljkoM]

No fair...I as usual have missed best parts!

 

[AIagremm]

Like what?

 

[VeljkoM]

Death of Sargeras and Trolmans god modding....

 

[AIagremm]

Actually Sargeras left using a portal. Oh yeah, Trolmans' god modding!

Anyway, Triumvirate is going to have political reforms soon.

 

[trolman]

But they are infected with blood elves!And Sergeras didnt die he escaped.

 

[VeljkoM]

And I'll make sure that you all don't forget factions from Azeroth that aren't Trolman. I was really angry when I saw that in cin trolman came first when clearly I first gathered armies of Horde, sentinels and creeps.

 

[trolman]

Dont blame me.....

 

[VeljkoM]

Well the Legion King is mastermind behind cin. But at least SLA remembered creep allies.

 

[trolman]

It all ended far too fast........Strangely there were no bloodelfs in Ashenvale wich means that I am right and the blood elves are invading Draenorsh.(inviting was a typo lol,im also god of those)And they trun High into Blood elves courrupting their magic source,thank the great trol in the sky that i closed the portal or all of the Highelves could turn into blood.

 

[VeljkoM]

You can't turn H.Elf to be B.Elf, it is matter of choice. And Blood elves are with Illidari and they are in Dreanor without leaders so that is hard to be true. Unless Kil'jaden with Illidan instead of coming to Azeorth came to Dreanor instead.

 

[trolman]

Maybe they've modifyed that emmiter that Al was talking about into giving the high elves chaos energy insted of archane,thus turning them blood.That makes sence,after Durotar fell,Sergeras probably ordered the blood elves and naga to open a portal into Draenorsh.Then they hid somewere until their master could arive,and they would take over Draenorsh as a backup plan.

 

[VeljkoM]

As I said High elves can't be turn against their will in to the Blood elves. It isn't simple as orc rainbow color system. Blood elves have chosen to use fel energies but there is nothing stooping them to use arcane other then addiction. Blood elves are just addicts not plagued.

 

[trolman]

But maybe its brainwashing them into doing it.....