The War

[trolman]

but cthlu isnt human
And heroes from the 1st and 2nd war dont count because they are too old to live,we olnly count warcraft 3 ones

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[trolman]

Is there no one in this pittyful group to match the might of Trolman the best human of them all,Dark Knight,Pimp,Demigod of Jesus Trol!??!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Pittyful group -yes,
might of trolman - no,
the best human of them all - definatly no (need to find some Uber powerful Human),
Dark Knight - yes,
Pimp - No,
Demigod of Jesus Trol - maybe
Probablity of success - 0
Who's your friendly neighbourhood spideriod? - me!

 

[trolman]

yes i am,which human (alive) is greater than me
Im also a pimp because I've got the whore pits
Im also a demigod
friendly?I start to dought.....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Why do you doubt me being friendly?

 

[trolman]

because you're a possible traitor and you dont belive what I say,plus im sure you'll join the evil axis when they destroy me so they would give you probably the whole region of quel thalas.

 

[trolman]

bump.....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Nah, if I wanted to be evil, I would have done it ages ago!

 

[trolman]

but still you could do it now....opinions change with time.....

 

[AIagremm]

SLa has a point. No one can carry evil plans for that long.

 

[trolman]

he'll just change thats all,i used to hate all non humans remember?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

That was because you were naive!

 

[trolman]

But Im still naive!Ask anyone!Im naive i was naive back then but i changed!You will too.....plus you said some time ago that you could betray me and it would be bad but you said that you wont,for now.....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I have had so many oppotunites to betray you!

 

[trolman]

See thats what im talking about you're a possible traitor!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

But I haven't used those oppotunities! I have nothing to gain from it! Infact I lose more by betraying you!

 

[trolman]

You are building the transmitter right?If so you're helping the Triumvarate and they are evil,unlike other fractions who try to be neutral you support Triumvirate and that makes you a friend of my enemys which makes you an enemy.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I am building it for something else! The fact that it may help Triumvarate is irrelavent! It is well hidden deep within Azjol-Nerub! Even if someone burns it and looks through the Ashes, they will not find the room it is hidden in! Also it is only a communicator! To communicate! But how do you know I won't use it to spy on Triumvarate? How do you know I won't be an Ass Hole and build it then instantly destroy it to piss Al off?

 

[trolman]

Spy on them?They have nothig really intresting plus theres nothing they can do so theres really no point in that.
Well i think you're not that kind of a person and would use it instead of destroying it,plus if you destroy it Al wouldnt really mind because there's still nothing he can do,but I am worried that you could open a portal for them.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I am not opening any portal! The Communicator has one purpose! To get me back!

 

[trolman]

Get you back?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I'm not entirly sure! The Judge showed me needing this communicator! I said "It's time to go back!"

 

[trolman]

to draenorsh?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I don't think so! I heard howls coming from outside the area I was in! Maybe this is what those messages from me were talking about!

 

[trolman]

So wait you will go to Gillenaus or whatever its called.(the human nation with the big wall that was truned into worgen)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

No idea!

 

[trolman]

the island?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Possibly! Who Knows What lies on the Island!

 

[trolman]

were the F is everyone?Am i the olnly one who's got spring vacation right now?

 

[trolman]

lame,im here but no one else is....

 

[trolman]

no one?Fken no one?This fails......

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah. ANyway, no one knows whats on the Island... for now!

 

[trolman]

someones here yay!
The temple is on the island.....

 

[AIagremm]

Hell yeah, but much more is hidden on it... some things on the Island attract people. Many want to capture it. It is location to amazing electromagnetic anomalies interesting for scientists, people can get healed from anything in the Temple, it is the place of dimensional rift that can be used to access Draenosh, it is the safest and most secret place on Azeroth...

 

[trolman]

"amazing electromagnetic anomalies interesting for scientists, people can get healed from anything in the Temple" Suddenly this temple/island thing captured by intrest reveal more....also i know how to find it,you just have to go at a 315 angle....

 

[AIagremm]

How the heck did you know?! Were you spying at other people's profiles again?

Also, you got the numbers a bit wrong. But otherwise it is an awesome place, thats why I made it, in case if something goes wrong. I was talking about it for a long time, even before I created Draenosh, but nobody knew the truth.

 

[trolman]

PM's are much saferMy highly trained and infultratedspies told me.But I still think this Island is a minor and I prefer to stay at the castle.

 

[AIagremm]

Soon, the one who will control the Island will be the strongest in both worlds.

Everyone will begin to look for it and in time somebody will find the Temple.

 

[trolman]

Does it really matter when both worlds are set apart and olnly a few people can travel between?Even you and your best warriors wont be able to find the bigger rift.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, no warriors are needed. I think Draenosh will become a parallel world, from where sometimes merchants, adventurers, scientists and other people will come.

 

[trolman]

and trolmanian spys......Wait are you gonna try to brainwash my people again?Or are you just gonna try to secretly command the world?

 

[Tleno]

Both.
Oh, looks like SLA's dragons invited Pyritie to their club which caused them to go fighting each other sadomazochistically.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah. Plus I somehow feel like the adventurers and portal using people from Draenosh will do damage sometimes and I'll have to pay for all of that.

No, commanidng Azeroth is lam,d theres nothing good there. And hwo needs your people?! I'll just send music meisters to your people to show them excellent music and stuff.

 

[trolman]

Everything Draenorsh related is banned in Trolmania.......
I say we kill the yellow dragon!Before he drives the entire race crazy.

 

[AIagremm]

Why kill Pyritie?

 

[Tleno]

Well he's a furfag moderator who stole all pancakes, do I have to continue?
And... hmmm... maybe then I should reform my army?

 

[trolman]

Well he crazed the dragons at SLA's place with his sadomazo ways,he could teach that to all the dragons and maybe other races too!It must be stoped!

 

[Tleno]

You go stop him we at Draenosh have a nofightfest, then we have wrestlefest and nukefest, so we are too busy for such nonsence...

 

[AIagremm]

When will you make the science fest?