The War

[AIagremm]

Actually wine and because iof that grapes is the only product that Lordaeron exported. It was actually they only good thinbg in it.

 

[Tleno]

Hi guts, I'm back!
What did I missed except Trolman becoming a god like Jim Carey in that movie with Jim Carey?

 

[trolman]

Theres a lot of wine too but most of it goes to the soldiers instead of pay.

 

[trolman]

I am a demigod and this world must be purged from the non belivers!

 

[Tleno]

Non believer? Hey watch what you're saying, devine ass, maybe we are atheistic nation that thrust themselves and their technological achievemnts more than any kind of gods, but we sure are not non-believers!.. we're just sceptic. You have to prove you're a God by.... errr... what did they did in that Bible? Oh right, make a rain of frogs, we're starving for Franch dishes!

 

[trolman]

Maybe I will if you diss me......but when the battle against the legion finally ends,or if I get angry but I'm a good god so it probably wont happen.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, and even if you're blessed by your God, you still are a punny mortal human in Draenosh... its not your world you know, you are strong only in Azeroth plus you are a Demi-god, so you still can be killed by mortals.

 

[trolman]

If the great one allows i would have power on draenorsh but currently he thinks you nonbelivers dont need to be saved and will burn in hell.And those mortals have to taste the chaos to defeat me plus im not as weak as Cenarius and have waay more troops than he did.The point is are you really going to courrupt yourself to try and kill me?

 

[Tleno]

Well we'll catch you, make you carry a huge cross, then we'll torture you and you'll have to ask your dad to forgive all the sins humanity did. By "humanity" I mean dwarves orcs draenei and others too. Except goblins.

 

[trolman]

No wai!I'll tell him to destroy draenorsh and then people will launch wars to protect mah grave.

 

[Tleno]

If people will believe in you... if not you and you god will loose your powers. And its not so hard to do.... hehehe...

 

[AIagremm]

All gods are forgotten in time...

 

[Tleno]

Really, well I don't think someone will forget the demi-god of Draenosh... wait who are you?
Okay, anyway thats not a bad plan to stop Trolmanification of Azeroth.

 

[AIagremm]

Im heart of Draenosh. Also its keeper and Guardian. Guadrian of Draenosh.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Aren't you it's creator aswell?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh right! Creator, heart, keeper and guadrian!

If I get killed Draenosh will be destroyed. Because Im its heart.
Thats why I am looking for candidates who will take my place if I fall.

 

[Tleno]

...Also you are a Honourable customer of Tleno's Fried Mayorella (TFM)...

Oh so thats what it is to be the hearth of Draenosh... hmmm... cool. It kinda reminds me those coca-cola recipe secret saving thing that only few people know it and they can't be in one car at same time so they wouldn't take a secret of cola into grave with them if they would die...

 

[AIagremm]

No! I am honourable member of WTF(World Trading Federation)

 

[trolman]

But I shall not be forgoten,because im ageless now.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Unfortunatly for you, you still look very old!!! (for a Human)

 

[Tleno]

Well Alagremm, now you are a honourable customer of KFC... ugh... TFM too!

 

[trolman]

But atleast now I wont die spider.....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Some times eternal life is as much of a curse as a blessing!

 

[AIagremm]

Cenarious thought so as well

 

[trolman]

I know that but im pritty sure that i can ask the big trol to make Tiri ageless too.But first i must do something to please him....hmmmmmmm need an idea.....got one!Nah sacrafices wont work on this one,hmm......

 

[AIagremm]

Well Im as powerul as you, maybe even more powerful, but not invulnervable and ageless. However I can think about thta lats part a bit.

 

[trolman]

so you want a race about who will live longer eh?So be it!The race starts now,the loser dies.And may the best human win!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Humanoid!

 

[AIagremm]

You consider yourself the best human?

 

[trolman]

The best living one yes.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm, actually! Uther is the best!

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, what am I balbbering about?! Draenei do not age naturally! They can live more then 25000 years! Also, soon I will tocuh Tleno with mah hand and he will become... ageless! But vulnerable.

I odnt want to be immortal, that why I have candidates.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Also, soon I will tocuh Tleno with mah hand and he will become... ageless! But vulnerable.

Right, I'm scared of the blue space goat with tenticals!

 

[trolman]

Uther is dead,i saw him in heavan btw.

 

[AIagremm]

I didnt say I will "Fhtagn!"

Also, that just like in LOST. Whne Jacob(me) touches somebody the touched gets a gift. Like ageless life.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh okay!, Uther isn't dead! He got ressurected with everyone in Lordearon and Quel'thalas!

 

[trolman]

sure ET you can cure cancer right?

 

[trolman]

Then he probably got killed by something else i dont know,i met him in heaven.

 

[AIagremm]

What?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You may have just imagined it was him!

 

[trolman]

It was really him,we talked and he said he got killed by a bunch of neutral hostile granit golems...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Ouch! Anyway, all those past Heroes who wern't made Scourge are alive! You will have trouble deciding how they all died!

 

[trolman]

well i met the dalaran guy too so who else got ressurected?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Sir Anduin Lothar ! There is a whole list of dead notable Humans! Also Little Timmy is still alive! He is far greater than anyone in the universe!

 

[AIagremm]

Little Timmy, the Shapeshifter of Darkness? He is the master of this world!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

No, did you play Warcraft 3? He is the little boy you save on the first Human level!

 

[AIagremm]

He is also in many other levels as well

 

[Tleno]

Yes, you can see him as another type of child, zombie, ghoul, sheep. I hate Timmy. He's evil.
And what do you eman touch? Are you... ewww.. you know... nevermind, try to do it without touching you... nevermind...
Oh, and Ctuhlu is so much better than Trolman.

 

[AIagremm]

Fhtagn Teno!

Nah, I just touch your... ehm, I dont know, shoulder? I touch your shoudler with my hand and voila - you're ageless!

 

[Tleno]

Like those Pandaren monks from those movies like "Enter of The Panda" with Brew Lee?