The War

[VeljkoM]

Ok Trolman we have to work on your testimony. Instead of saying "Inhuman mongrels" say something nice. Say that it was self-defense and that Troll-kaida wanted to bring terror to innocent people.

 

[trolman]

But i didnt kill every single forest troll in my kingdom,just a tribe and what is this shat,we're in an altreaded medival,magic,steampunk world not the modern day earth!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well just members of Troll-kaida, the Trollibans.

And did you see what kind of tech created Azeroth? And Gnomes don't seem medieval to me. Nor does the government of most factions.

 

[AIagremm]

Tell that to Forsaken. Or Gruul. Or Scourge. Or Old Gods.

 

[trolman]

Troll-kida lol.........well thats a troll organisation and doesent have anything to do with the trolman empire.
Well those nations are advanced,Trolmania is medivil....

 

[VeljkoM]

I would but they are all dead here. Except Old Gods but they are zergs.

Ok fine I was just joking. You would lose on court anyway Al.

 

[AIagremm]

Why?

 

[VeljkoM]

Cuz that's how the system works.

 

[trolman]

Yeah the white man will aways push down on you're kind

 

[VeljkoM]

We really need map where we could all just kill each other...DP Azeroth wars?

 

[AIagremm]

Thats what we wanted to make for years! DP years! *wink*

 

[VeljkoM]

But "someone" who I am not going to name never gave me the map where I could put the faction races. But now the problem is number of players since they all want custom models ad I want playable map not good looking...

 

[trolman]

We should.........hows that pic going?

 

[trolman]

Well i never really wored on it....lazy,school,terrain requests you know........

 

[AIagremm]

Should I make rain or no rain?

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah I can't blame you. I too didn't do much. I just had ideas but that's it...

Rain. More sadness!

 

[AIagremm]

You got it!

 

[trolman]

does it really matter that much?

 

[VeljkoM]

You should pay more attention to Evilzards comments on your wife...

 

[trolman]

I kinda do........
The wierd thing here is that she's his half sister.........

 

[VeljkoM]

Poor Tiri...Imagine how she feels about Evilzard and you fighting...

 

[AIagremm]

She loves it!

 

[trolman]

Imagine how she felt beeing undead and raped by Arthas?She hates him even more than I do.

 

[VeljkoM]

Sibling rivalry. I have seen worse. But what did you decide about faceless kid? Is he going to be transported to Westfall or do you have something else in mind?

 

[trolman]

Westfall?

 

[VeljkoM]

The Sea Legion Surface base in Stormwind. But because of the war I suggest to move him to the Hellwater where he is going to be safe from triumvirate. Because I am ally of both I can directly attack Al but I can give you support.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats supportive.

 

[trolman]

Seems like everyone disses Stormwind .........
If he really whants to do this then I have no choise.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I dont really want to, Im for peace like always.
Plus its only temporary, Im noly in it to help takakenji.
If he'll decide to be in peace, I'll call of the armies.

 

[VeljkoM]

Well I kinda hired pirates to keep Stormwind quiet. Anyway I still offer safety for the royal family and supplies. I am at two fronts already and can't afford to be on third...

 

[trolman]

Pirates?Doesent the kingdom of stromwind do anyting about your base?

 

[VeljkoM]

Well Westfall wasn't in their direct control since second war. I just kinda moved in and fooled local rebels. And I paid King for the territory and agreed to some stupid agreements.

But anyway the guesthouse is ready.

 

[trolman]

Wait how do I know you wont take him hostage?

 

[VeljkoM]

Hmm good question. I'll give you some of my valuable members that you can use as hostages in case I double cross you. Or do you really want them to be kidnapped by triumvirate?

Oh and is Azsure with triumvirate? He has your important son.

 

[trolman]

Puh ho could be more important to me than my son?
But Azsure's marage is based on a lie and If I tell Clare how her fater died she's gonna kill Azsure and sertanly not help any triumvirate,or empire for that mather but I think she would understand not to kill my son.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey right! I knew I forgot someone.

 

[VeljkoM]

Well I just wanted him to be safe. And what proof of my loyalty you need so you could move your son on safe location. Triumvirate can't get to Hellwater (well get and live).

 

[trolman]

Nice try,it would be best if he's hidden in the underground chambers.Then in a possible traitros base.

 

[VeljkoM]

That's what I get for trying to help...being called a traitor. Well when Tleno tech dig under your base and kidnap your son it will be your fault.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, VeljkoM wont betray you. I just... feel it.

 

[trolman]

Sorry i cant risk anything....
As I said there is alot of underground tunnels and chambers,plus the city was build on granite so it would take a long time for him to dig.

 

[VeljkoM]

And who else could even help you? Evilzard, other human nations, N.elves, Horde (including tauren), Old Gods, creeps of all races and rest who aren't with triumvirate won't help you. Maybe B.Legion only.

 

[trolman]

Perhaps the space goat is right,and you really are loyal....its just that today im too paranoid with people betraying me N shit.And you havent really killed Stukov yet so i guess......uh....I shall send Namalort.

 

[VeljkoM]

Send also some of your guards and I'll send to you couple of high priests (S.legion is ruled by parliament). Your son will be at all times ready to be send back to you if anything happenes.

And about Stukov thing...I kinda need him still.

 

[trolman]

I'll send him alone becase I trust you.If I die he's the future of the empire.Ronnie just doesent have what takes to be a great ruler and I know that Namalort has.

 

[VeljkoM]

If you die I'll force SLA or paladins to resurrect you. And because you trust me the fanatics guarding him have offered to kill them selves if they fail (what can I say they are fanatics).

 

[trolman]

Theres a sad thing about that.....
You know that my armor is really heavy but strong and it protects me from magic.Well from too long time wearing it I noticed that I'm magic proof even without it.Thus if I die,I will go and meet the great trol in the sky!

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, but if Namalort will be the ruler(which is hardly exaptable) then whats with Ronnie?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, right like you cant heal or bless osmeone who is protected?

But shouldnt the powers fade after you have died?

 

[VeljkoM]

That is not for us to know. (He'll probably get princedom of some regions ).

Strong mage can undo the spell after death. You'll be walking even if you have to be undead or have your brain in a jar.