The War

[Tleno]

Na'vi!
*Slaps Alagremm*

 

[AIagremm]

Hana, sere maina keselsa tee'esa!

 

[Evillizard]

Btw, Arthas is still alive. But Saurfang is dead. But, I'm sending arthas along with a few other dudes into my portal.

 

[AIagremm]

Dudes, I think I just found ourselves an enemy, to begin the Fifth War!

 

[trolman]

Hell no ARThas cant be alive.We fucking killed him!Nerzul is free wich means Arthas is dead.
BTW tleno why dont you reveal the background of your wife?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Are we going Hippy Hunting??

 

[Tleno]

Yes, hippy hunting! No for those factory ruiners!

 

[AIagremm]

They drew hippie symbols and peaceful stuff on Twilight Portal!

 

[trolman]

How did they do that when they were never in draenosh?
I might not join you in this....
Also tleno awnser mah question!

 

[Tleno]

Wat question?!
And also hippies... well they did... ugh... they... they... are bad!

 

[trolman]

Reveal more of cavmans female peasnts background curently we dont know anything.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh i have some of them in my last two posts!

 

[Tleno]

well she's not special wife at all... she's like the combination of Marge Simpson, Marie Curie and other things that start from M, such as mayonese. (Forgive me for that, its just that currently I'm reading Uncyclopedia...

 

[trolman]

Hmm lol but still kinda not enought.
And yes!I managed to show the light of random funnyness on another person.

 

[Tleno]

Wow, who could think that werewolves can be cured with cheese and 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube can cause you the dendrophobia!

 

[trolman]

Hmm i havent reed that moar info!(bout your wife )

 

[Tleno]

What info? Oh, right, Hillary Clinton, the voodoo preistess, leads the socialist zombies!

 

[trolman]

Hmm i think ive heard enough.

 

[Tleno]

Just kidding (Except the socialist zombie part)! Well she's not an active character, actually you've made a mistake by placing her in most of your terrains. Actuall she ussually stays home.

 

[trolman]

Bleh shes your wife,you go all around the world and do intersting things while she stays at the castle and does nothing exiting.Plus shoudnt she have some super knowage power just like you?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, she actually more of biology, chemistry and a little mechanics too. She travels too, but for herself...



"For the Holy Bush!"

 

[trolman]

Hmm thats the first sign of a bad marage.I take Tiri almost everywere i go.And whos the holy bush?

 

[AIagremm]

Uncyclopedia is just too random...

 

[trolman]

Yeah but somethings are funny,now lets get back on topic.

 

[Tleno]

Well you know, its a plant that is not grass or tree and has holy magic...

Well, my marriage is good, its just that my wife has a very rare immuity to all kinds of poisions, radiation and dark magic (Actually she can't cast any magic, this is why she's a techie). And she very enjoys exploring places where I would die in first 10-11 seconds.

 

[trolman]

Well Im glad to hear that

 

[AIagremm]

Like a nuclear reactor? Or Pandora? Or... the Island!

 

[Tleno]

And sometimes we go together somewhere, but without you guys!
Oh, and I also recovered this:

Exploits
Ultimate Jesus has been given many missions by Chuck Norris, including:

Beating Mike Tyson in Punchout
fighting Godzilla.
fighting Muhammad Ali.
fighting Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus
Fighting, Beating and Pitying Mr T
buying milk.
fighting the berger force five (it was a tie since he was outnumbered)
destroying the planet of the Apes in the future, just in case.
Accompanying Frodo, disguised as Gandalf, to find out if he and Sam really are, you know, "that way".
Is the only person to roundhouse kick chuck norris in the face.
Prolonged all the wars of the world for sheer amusement, (for he was bored and was lacking in string for entertainment).

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, you should really stop, or Ill call the only force excpet me and Richard that can stop you.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... you can't stop me with Chuck Noris, Zombies, Rick Astley, Werewolves, Hitler and others becuace I already readed about them and know their weaknesses.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats it, stop reading Uncyclopedia, or I'll swear I'll do it! Also, you havent mentioned Black Smoke.

 

[Tleno]

Okay, I'm over with it. For a while...

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, because if you dont I'll call Black Smoke and the Ultimate Tleno Fighting Force.

 

[Tleno]

Then I'll have to call Ultimate Jesus and Milk.

 

[AIagremm]

I warned you! Boys, bring it on!
*Black smoke flies out destroying everything flying to tleno and stopping right before him.*
Thanks for cleaning the way to tleno Smokey! Now presenting the Ultimate Tleno Fighting Force!
*Tleno's wife with a frying pen comes out*

 

[Tleno]

Can we continue this intresting not conversation at random lulzers, where it should be?!

 

[trolman]

Hmm i was worried that I would miss something intresting...but i guess i didnt

 

[trolman]

BOORING...Alagremm what happened with that picture?

 

[AIagremm]

KInda didnt have time. Making it now.

 

[trolman]

Doh...

 

[AIagremm]

WHile you waut, go watch Annoying Orange on Youtube.

 

[trolman]

No wai!Im replaying san andreas homie!

 

[Tleno]

And I'm... well, thinking about how my island should look...

 

[AIagremm]

PWNsTED!

 

[trolman]

Booooring.....is something intresting going to happen today?

 

[VeljkoM]

Well we shall met on battlefield. Depends of you will be fighting each other or common foe.

 

[trolman]

I dont know,i heard 2 orc clans had a war,the clans had olnly peons,grunts and each had a far seer as their leader.Wanna go check it out?

 

[VeljkoM]

I heard those two clans were massacred by Empire.

 

[trolman]

Hmm hard to belive since i haven fought anyone yet
Hmm i heard 2 dwarf clans were over dunk so they started blasting eachother

 

[VeljkoM]

Your commanders did

Oh and I heard that Panderan sold to the dwarves some strange ale and they couldn't handle it.

But the real question is are you up for a battle?