The War

[trolman]

It was a great loss.In a city (not the capital)still loyal to me was attacked by the undead.The garrnison commander undertook a defence tactic,knewing that the undead dont have any seige machines with them.He guathered all the forces he could get,but he was short of gold.In the end the undead won.About 85 soldiers died and an unknown amount of villagers were slain after that.The video was lost but my spys say that there could be a video in the deathknight Lord Deathstorm,however a Daily Peon reporter lived there and managed to get a picture,shortly before his death.We will post that picture soon.

 

[VeljkoM]

Shame how starvation and plague killed humans wile they were safe behind walls.

 

[Tleno]

I could make so my main building could be upgraded to flying unit, Alagremm!

 

[trolman]

But be slow as hell woulnt it tleno?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... thats actually a great idea!
Well it shouldnt be fast, but it cant be too slow.

 

[Tleno]

Oh u! I was just thinking about that! Okay, what can you read from my mind too? What about do I think now?

 

[trolman]

Hmm you think that it would be able to chop down trees to repair it?

 

[Tleno]

well, actually iwas thinkng about a sandwich to eat... and I tough that:
1 tier is Building
2 tier is Aircraft
3 tier is Fighting Aircraft

 

[trolman]

Hmm but what if's flying over water or something,when your units are created they will drop and drown in the water?

 

[Tleno]

No, it builds buildings, not trains units...

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... I feel like making my race with a flying town hall as well... I even know what model I will use.

 

[Tleno]

You will attach outland flying island to the origin of Observatory...

 

[AIagremm]

No... I will go horribly custom!

 

[Tleno]

You will... search for a model to use?

 

[AIagremm]

Worse... I already found a model to use!

 

[Tleno]

Link please...

 

[AIagremm]

Gwonman will show you Link...

Behold! The Link of Truth!

 

[trolman]

Overrated...

 

[VeljkoM]

Picture looks funny but I guess model is better. But I wander could it survive endless waves of undead? Trolman base is just first of many.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

okay i have just read all 574 comments, and when you read that much you kind of lose where you are! So whats happening with the war? (if its still on can i join?)

 

[trolman]

Yeah its still on,you can join,you olnly have to prove your actions by doing pictures,RP a little and not be to god-like.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

ok I wanna be nerubian coz i don't think anyone has done that yet =D

 

[AIagremm]

A nerubian, huh? But what if you were an undead nerubian who freed himself from Lich King and then used nerubian magic to free other crypt fiends! Now he formed a small faction similar to the Forsaken. You want to make a new home for undead nerubians and the living ones!

 

[trolman]

Then again he could be a powerful Crypt Lord,sent by the Litch King to make sure the destruction of the Trolman Empire...

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... we do have a lack of evil players. Did you notice Lizard and Dragonsosn are strangely missing?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

hm me likey that idea, I was originally thinking to be a group of nerubian that are living, they got a new leader and the leader wanted to explore Azeroth. But i think your idea is better!

Edit: an Evil player sounds good, but i wanna be free from lich king. nerubians hate most races especially the dead

 

[AIagremm]

So will you be evil or neutral?

 

[trolman]

Well Lizard is traped in the evil plain of LoL and i dont know about Dragonson.
Also Ant who are you reffuring to?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Can I be evil, but on my own coz me not liking the lich king and the dead, I was refering to Alagremm the branching out from the scrouge!

 

[trolman]

So you are from the Alive nerubians then hmm....too bad your too close to the Litch King.

 

[AIagremm]

So you will be a xenophobic undead force, hating Lich King, but disliking all the others as well?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

too close to the litch king?

 

[trolman]

Well yeah,Nerubians Live in Northrend-The Lich Kings house.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

yup a xenophobic (what ever that means) undead force, hating Lich King, but disliking all the others as well, although i may bring my living kin into this some how! I'll be the Lich Kings Neighbour =) not all neighbours get along!

 

[AIagremm]

Of course, I was about to say that. And the closest place where you can settle and live in secret until it is the time for war is Trolman Empire...

 

[trolman]

What but dont the nerrubians live in Northrend olnly???

 

[AIagremm]

Yes they do, but undead nerubians are evrywhere.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

But if i undead nerubians that broke from the Lich KIng's shackles i will know about the rest of the world, and want to destroy it!

 

[trolman]

Oo really?Thats chaotic......
So lets round it up:
You are some army made of Undead Nerubians who were sent to attack the Trolman Empire,but somehow you broke free of the LK's will and became free.....What region should you start in....Im guessing not the Plaguewoods cuz thats were the rest of the Lich kings armys are...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

hm not sure i gotta go now i'll think about it and say when im back =)

 

[AIagremm]

Maybe the caverns and ancient underground city ruins in the mountains near Darkwood?

 

[trolman]

Bullcrap Al,there arent any mountains near Darkwood,there are olnly 3 mountains in the empire-The Squadala mountains (70% possible place for his base),the Mountains near the New Capital (0% no thats my base and dungeons) and The mountains near the small Village up the coast (30% cuz they're much smaller)

 

[AIagremm]

Plus there are ancient city ruins under the old Capital City... I think we found him a home.

 

[trolman]

Nah the Volcano Destroyed most of the city,and since all the lava of a volcano is underground,everything in a huge radius.So its probably gonna be the Vast Unexplored Squadala Mountains.

 

[AIagremm]

Arent they too... SQUADALA?

 

[trolman]

I have no idea what SQUADALA means but the mountain is a good location:
-its really big
-its unexplored
-no one knows whats below it
-I like apple pie
-There were rumors that when Gwonman whent to build his first tower,he found a system of old tunels,but he got scared so he build the tower in a diffrent place.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... you do have a point. But what if they just settled on the ruins of Old Capital?

 

[trolman]

Here are some reasons why not:
1It was destroyed by a volcano
2Then everyting was burned
3Then everything in it was destroyed by treants
4Then its under Na'vi control

 

[AIagremm]

Oh man. Na'vi so bug me, dont we have enough crazy enemy idiots around?

I now declare that I will ally anyone who will destroy those dumb elves!

 

[trolman]

Its funny when theres more.

Eaven the scourge?
*suspecious hmmm......*