The War

[chr2]

But I see the Ninja Pirate Ninja behind my bed!

 

[Tleno]

I see even viking cyborg furry android mutant teenage baby chinese nazi communist zombie youtuber vegetarian ninjas.
I say we should name DP the anti-Misha zone because he was such an asshole with us. And make his some kind of small archon moron we allways make jokes about.

 

[Amargaard]

Muahahahaha! -- WTF!? O.O ... I must talk to a doctor about those sudden evil laughters! Skippy! :O

 

[trolman]

Yeah he was arrogant...

Yus?

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, he's even more arrgoant than Trolman! DP can't hiold that level of arrogance! Oh nowait we can, we can't hold a lot of gayness, not arogance...

 

[chr2]

I see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! on the TV...

 

[trolman]

I'm usually not arrogant and I'm very modest in real life.

 

[Tleno]

Well you're arrogant here sometimes... like when you didn't wanted to save world tree because you've tired of saving world and now whole Azeroth is in danger.

 

[Amargaard]

Skippy!? I can't here you when you make your text black like that (How to make the line across the letters?)! :O

 

[trolman]

K how about now?I heard you had a problem?

Line accros text is done this way [s@][/s@] just without the @ so if it you do it right it will look like this

besides chr2's cousin and Kael whos dead there arent any queeros

 

[Amargaard]

Well, only current living gay in DP is Ranger Captain Venn'ren ^^

@Skippy: Yeah, I often laugh in an evil way comming out of nowhere! :O

 

[trolman]

We should kill him.

 

[trolman]

Well I kinda learned to exept the blood elves,I mean LKD cant be the only straight one...also mass genocide never leads to good.

 

[Tleno]

Actually it does. Eating beef is a cow genocide and everyone except for greens are happy.

 

[trolman]

But genocide is to kill entire races of people just because you want to and it never leads to anything good,take it from me I know.

 

[Tleno]

Well you do look like a Hitler, so I think you're right...

But we still need to decrease the gayness level... but how?

 

[trolman]

Hey!After long toughts I decided that that guy and his actions werent cool.

Kill that ranger and never mention him or Kael ever again.

 

[chr2]

Kael, Kael, Kael!
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger!
I'm amazed you could still remember my cousin. You have a good memory, trolman!

 

[trolman]

Indeed I do,you also have a little brother,you like Camilla she's got big boobs and orange hair altough she hates when you call it orange so you call it brown.

 

[chr2]

I have a little brother? Oh yeah, that's right. Even I couldn't remember that.
Actually, I have 2. One who's 14 and one who's 6 months (or something).

 

[Tleno]

The Weird Human joined us!

 

[Amargaard]

Yay, he always listens to Hitler I just found out O.O

 

[chr2]

Cool. Did you guys notice, that after I joined, everyone started to join. I guess I'm pretty popular, not that I ever doubted it.

 

[Tleno]

People were joining and before you... -.-

 

[chr2]

Tleno got trolled! Everybody! I TROLLED TLENO!

 

[Tleno]

Erm, that's not trolling... this is trolling:
chr2's avatar causes brain cancer because of so idiotcally low-quality.

 

[Amargaard]

Muahahahaha... O.O

 

[trolman]

who listens to hitler?

There it is again,that evil laughter!I can help you you know,I'm a doctor.

 

[Amargaard]

Please help, I can't control it! <:'C

 

[trolman]

Well the fact that you laugh like a villian means you are ready to chose a side.And by your laughter I suggest that you are going towards hell due to your constand laughts of evil,if you laugh that way then you love evil but that doesent mean you're a total evil dooer,its up to you what will happen.

Also I got sad about my cat again <

 

[chr2]

Tleno, that's flaming.

 

[trolman]

yawn

Im making a pic,your lord will die and dont worry I sent most of my Troldaeron army south,and they are about 30 kilomiters north of the temple!

 

[chr2]

My lord? Who's my lord? If you mean Ik'tecomp, then you're wrong. Noone knows where he is.

 

[trolman]

Fire guy...he wont live for very long...and I'll have a use of his body thats made out of black rock.

 

[chr2]

Oh, he's more like my servant. Well, he's an Elemental Lord, and you know what's with Elemental Lords?

 

[trolman]

Their totaly nuts and dont worry I'll arive in time to stop you...

 

[chr2]

They sure are, but that's not what I tried to say. What happened to Ragnaros? Did he get killed?

 

[trolman]

Banished forever and the place were he used to be is now a pit with ethernal fire.

 

[chr2]

He got banished (Not forever though) because he couldn't get killed. Why? Because he's an Elemental Lord, who cannot die. Therefore, Obsidious can't die either.

 

[trolman]

This dude you summoned is no one=he can die and know that everything dies,even gods.I banished Ragnos because he was too tough to kill,not unkillable.

 

[chr2]

Wrong! They can't die. The are not like us. Even the Titans couldn't kill them, and had to create an entire new plane for them, in order to imprison them. When minor elementals get "killed" they simply return to their own plane. It takes a lot more to "kill" an Elemental Lord. Like this guy.

 

[trolman]

Fine he goes to his plane but his body stays here and I'll make sure he and Ragnos never return.

 

[AIagremm]

Better make sure he will never be summoned here again.

 

[chr2]

His body? Oh, I'm sorry. Elemental don't have what we would call "bodies". They are etheral beings, and are only able to be on our plane (Azeroth) because of their bracers, holding them together. His bracers would be left back, though.

 

[trolman]

I'll use a mighty spell and inchant it into a *spolier* near the world tree were they would be trapped forever unless that object is found and the spell neutralised.

 

[Amargaard]

... Didn't knew that... O.O ... Thanks for learning me some more lore Chr2!

 

[chr2]

You play WoW, right amar?

 

[VeljkoM]

You poor misguided soul....

 

[chr2]

For your information, VeljkoM, I've stopped playing it... (FUCKING HACKERS! THEY RUIN THE GAME!)... But I still remember... "Stuff"...

 

[VeljkoM]

That game ruined warcraft forever. Damage it has done is irreversible. Not only the lore but also the game type. It isn't any longer revolutionary RTS game, it is MMO game....