The War

[trolman]

ah i'm deppresed over the death of my wife again ;(

I just rembered last trolmus when she dressed up as santa trouse and decided to suprise me and the kids by entering the room true the chimney but instead she got stuck in it < < i can show you guys a pic if you whant

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, thats enough! For what you did you should be raped by Dr. HAAAX because he loves raping overkillers like you!

 

[trolman]

im not an overkiller........

 

[trolman]

then again you could be right it is a bit powerful so i will stop using it...for now

 

[Legion_King]

bump, face the Void Reaver.

 

[Legion_King]

---------> (NEED FEEDBACK)

 

[trolman]

so bump.......i got sad again because I remembered that trolmus...

 

[trolman]

bump....

 

[AIagremm]

Bump! ^^

 

[trolman]

guess I'll show you guys the picture of her beeing stuck in the chimney while pretanding to be Santa Trouse

 

[AIagremm]

Okay...

 

[trolman]

ah there it is!
*opens a big dusty album*
*pulls out the picture and shows it to everybody*

Yeah she wanted to suprise us but insted she got trapped and stayed like that for two hours untill i found her,ofcourse pulling her out wasnt the first thing i did ^^
God i miss her so....

 

[AIagremm]

You said I was a pervert....

But the thing you did before rescuing is ok, I would do the same thing...

 

[trolman]

well......
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atlest she isnt my daughter.......
also if you would stop looking between her legs you would notice that she's praying to the old gods on their wierd language to save her

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I thin she was raised by Pandaren, they use that knd of writing.

 

[trolman]

but what about the morse code part?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, it seems that... erm, one part of her body is using morse code to speak.

 

[trolman]

her right leg? xD
Anyways i found this pic while random paging true uncyclopedia,i wonder what else from mt life do they have there.....

 

[AIagremm]

What? What page was it on?

 

[trolman]

the one about santa claus saw it a few days ago....

 

[AIagremm]

Santa's defense system R.U.D.O.L.P.H. (Refined Uranium Directed On Laser Pinpointed Highbeam.

 

[trolman]

nah I was lazy to read the text so i watched the picz olnly cuz well I R lazy

 

[trolman]

i know about grampa frosty but didnt know he used arthas as his bitch slave

 

[trolman]

bump Im so destroying Iron forge and the evil dwarven commies...

 

[AIagremm]

Why destroy Ironforge? Also, will you make Undercity home of Namalort before you conquer Outland?

 

[Legion_King]

I'm also uploading a pic, damn it, damn speed is 6 times decreased!

 

[trolman]

because tleno said that that place is the base of the commie dwarves and that their general Steelin is there.

 

[AIagremm]

Generalissimus actualy.

ALso I know why the portal is in Stormwind... you want to use the Geomagnetic Anomaly!

 

[trolman]

no its because we'll enter from the one opend at the gates near Windu's town from there we will start.I've already recruited Windu,StormWarriors and Naitsirk to join the crusade so it should be succesful.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats what I said, Geomagnetic Anomaly. It was used to open the portal to demons.

Hm... should totally join that war.

 

[Legion_King]

(A demon explodes near Al'ar, sounding like a mortar firing) Don't attack me, fool! They are the demons, not ME!

 

[trolman]

nah triumvirate is evil cuz they support the evil commies

we havent started yet fool

 

[Legion_King]

Those 2 were dwarven mortars fool

 

[trolman]

i know fool

 

[AIagremm]

I should totally capture something in Outland, like Shattrath or... I know! I'll capture Oshu'gun!

 

[trolman]

Oshu'gun?

 

[AIagremm]

You know the ship on which draenei came in Draenor. Oh, I should totally evacuate lal the draenei to Draenosh! I have a reason now!

 

[Tleno]

Good idea. And I should evacuate all the proletarians from Azeroth... oh no wait I'm borjouasie because I command the workers... oh well then I can evacuate all th borjouasie of Trolmania...

 

[trolman]

there are no borjouasies in trolmania because we have no factorys and its all made in workshops by the master,apprentice and noob.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, what can we do in Outland?

 

[Tleno]

Damn Feudalnoobism, that my most hatered system...
Well Al, we could use the anomalical structure of this shattered world to test of new rocket propulsion spacecopters, also we can use Outland as our own playground to test something... like Anti-demon blood cures!

 

[AIagremm]

No, no testing. I mean capturing or doing something.

 

[Tleno]

Well we can capture the black temple and other immportant structures and try to purdge them.

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, the Black Temple in Karabor -.-

Hm... maybe. Anyway, I say Akama will be the main warleader of that war.
So you are saying we should capture something else?

 

[trolman]

hey,hey hey!Purging entire worlds from the evil powers of the Burning Legion is my job OK?Now if you two are too bored on that little planet of yours then its your guy's problem.

 

[Tleno]

Wait in where?!! Why am I the last who allways hears such things?!

Well we can re-capture all the immportant Draenei areas, afterward evacuating them all. Then we capture the orcs and cure them. Then we... well we can capture a part of Outland and teleport it and use as new island in Draenosh.

 

[AIagremm]

Our guy's problem? Oo

Well we will begin purging worlds and colonizing them as well soon too. By the way Tleno, we shoould totally proceed with the operation SK-23!

EDIT: Dig the island idea

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, this RP is like a Risk boardgame: The more areas you control, the more you mock other players. We love to mock you Trolman, don't we?

 

[trolman]

It is?Well actually I do it to fight the evil burning legion,i dont care what happens after they are defeated because I will be dead.

 

[Tleno]

Wait, so you say we really should make Draenosh bigger? Just make a Old-God scan with Crapshpersky Anti-OldGod before teleporting it!