The War

[AIagremm]

What?! *Hurls* The ones which were on the table?!

 

[trolman]

no those were the special browneys one of my agents confiscated from a possbile drug lord,no its evedance for a drug case not for personal use

 

[Tleno]

Yes. Don't worry, the effect will wear of after few days I think...
Trolman, how can you drugs be in Karabor in whatever building we with Al are?

 

[trolman]

Yeah.That is.......if you survive......

 

[Tleno]

Probably your evil clone that wants to kill you. Don't worry, he will disappear after few days I think...

 

[trolman]

your evil twin brother!
*green smoke turns into evilallagrem who is.....a green evil alagremm*

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I think its concentarted essence of weed and stuff, plus its follwoing me... creepy. I think Evillizard has something to do with it

 

[trolman]

he whants to take over draenorsh duh

 

[Tleno]

No no... its just that Alagremm used Wand of Illusions instead of spoon and illusionated himself...

 

[trolman]

exept that the illusion is on drugs

 

[AIagremm]

Weird. Well, no need for it.
*A lihtning burns the weed*

 

[Tleno]

Well... probably it absorbed all the drugs in those cookies.

 

[Tleno]

Bump!!!

 

[trolman]

dump......

 

[Tleno]

Who's that Trolamon?!
It's Trolachu!

 

[trolman]

trol jokes eh -.-

 

[Tleno]

Yes we trol!

 

[trolman]

nah i cant relate to this topic

 

[Tleno]

Oh, angry trolls are angry, but you can take a look at turret pic I made in about 20 minutes in my album.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, I have found a planet that seems to be inhabited. Triumvirate should get this wolrd under our control so that there would be no wars there, ever. Here is its holographic projection:

 

[trolman]

you should go there and make the people build something cool there

 

[Legion_King]

Hmmm, I think I was a human in this planet and turned into a blood elf and teleported to Azeroth. It sounds so similar.

 

[AIagremm]

I think I'll call this world... Water! Because there are so many oceans.

 

[trolman]

how are you gonna get to it anyways and are you sure that the people there wont be the doom of you?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh come on, how bad can they be *Suspicously looks at Trolman*

 

[trolman]

real bad they'll probably make you build some pyramids and giant statues then say they build them by themselves

 

[AIagremm]

Sounds about right... yeap, not gonna enter that world.

Hm.. should totally use that idea.

 

[trolman]

you're gonna build pyramids and giant statues?

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I shoul totally build a giant statue on the Island, plus I already got some puramid like stuctures, like Temple of Karabor and the Temple...

 

[trolman]

well too late i already have a giant statue of me >

 

[AIagremm]

Well I dont make personality cults, like some of us from the Shadow Government of Daily Peon Universe.

 

[trolman]

Its not a cult,its a full proof religion and im just another peon compared to the master and creator of everything-Jesus Trol.I just have a giant statue of me because.....um....its about the empire.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats what Hitler said too. And Stalin. And other dictators.

 

[trolman]

hey Triumvirate also has giant statues,i saw them in the underground city!

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... well Tleno made them and he got a crazy, crazy terran mind,

 

[trolman]

forgot you protoss are "sane"

 

[AIagremm]

Yes we are ^^

Infested terran, you...

 

[trolman]

thats my son im somewhat unaging and invunrable terran

 

[AIagremm]

I have a plan now!

 

[trolman]

!?!?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes >

 

[trolman]

-.-?

 

[Tleno]

Cool... is that something related to Eden as I told you?
Oh, that planet is my character's home planet, don't touch it! And acording to what he learned from his hystory lesons, there were lots of pyramids but then those were bought by McDonalds and turned into Anti-KFC turrets.
And Trolman, have you ever heard about "mockery"?

 

[trolman]

duh........
anyways making bacon a pic

 

[Tleno]

And whats wrong with old good pie pics?

 

[AIagremm]

No, I meant my other less awesome plan, which isnt even a plan, but something Trolman once did, I want to do too...

 

[Tleno]

Have sex with your wife in a tent?!

 

[AIagremm]

What? No!

 

[trolman]

well they're old

ressurect the undead?become a demigod,create your own religion,have a mutant child ,kill something?What,whaaaat!!!!!!!!?!?!??!

 

[Tleno]

Mutant child?! I could help you with that! *Grabs a syringe with green goo from his pocket*
Well... wait... you want to invade other worlds? Or... you want to... do... something?