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The Impossible Map

Submitted by Mufanza
This bundle is marked as approved. It works and satisfies the submission rules.
Behold! The Impossible Map is out!

"You have been imprisoned in the strange island, will you be able to escape this crazy test, or will you die by frustration?"

The Impossible Map contains exactly 21 levels of pure awesomeness. Every single of them seems impossible at first sight, but can be done. Prove that you are an patient person, pass all of them!
Map is tested and bugs are fixed, this map will drive you insane!

Changelog
"ver. 1.2
update 16th november 2008
-HP regeneration for Crypt Lords fixed
-Skips fixed, you should be able to skip every level now (hopefully)
-Some grammar fixed, better than nothing :/

ver. 1.3
update 17th november 2008
-Added some tips
-Fixed some minor bugs
-Fixed loadin screen/map description tooltips
-Some grammar bugs again

ver. 1.4
update 17th november 2008 - again :p
-Another bugs deleted
-Items should be practically indestructible now
-Deleted some doodats in Crypt Lords area, I hope it doesn't affect fps anymore

ver 1.5
28th november 2008
-Finally fixed the bug with not-appearing text over signs, I am sorry if you had problems with some levels becouse of that...

ver 1.6
1st may 2010
Heh, after a year-and-something I realized that the sign bug has never been properly fixed. I remade the whole system today and hopefuly it will finally work! I've also made a few other updates while I've been there...
-Lots of minor bugs fixed (zeppelin cinematic, you can't boot same player twice, etc...)
-Flesh-eating grass now works much better!
-Some grammar fixed, some hero names added, some texts changed

I also found some bugs that haven't been there before. It left me like wtf, hopefully I fixed all of them.
Anyway, let me know if you stumble upon any more of them!

ver 1.6b
1st may 2010 - evening
Crap! I just realized I forgot to remove one item from the starting location... It was Kalens Dagger with 999999 range blink, no cooldown and no mana cost. I used it to test the map more quickly...
Fffffffufuffufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuuuuufuuufufu!

ver 1.7
4th may 2010
Huge update
-Only one player can -skip level now. It's usually Player 1 - Red
-The Unholy Flame is able to refures a sacriface in much cooler way now
-Net item is practically undestructible now
-A lot more signs added.
-Some minor things changed.
-I also played a game where they were able to outsmart Stage 6. Since it was done in a very clever way, I decided to keep it in there and make it working (so it opens the gate when it's done)


Keywords:
The Impossible Map, Insane, Awesome, Island, Ship, Test, Crazy, Retard, Adventure, You Smell, Stop reading my keywords plz
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The Impossible Map (Map)

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This map has been examined by Alexis Septimus. If you believe this map review is not accurate, or require another review, please feel free to contact Alexis Septimus via his profile listed below. This map will only be reviewed again, for the second...
  1. wereguy2

    wereguy2

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    Wow, I agree, this is pretty damn frustrating!

    I hate you, why did i have to sell the hat!?!??!?!?
    Otherwise, good map
    4/5 (I would give it a 5 if it wasnt so friggin' annoying!!!
     
  2. max_dan

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    this is really awesome...
    I have to played this 4 times in singleplayer to finished this..
    the twist ending is funny, that's why this is called impossible map :D
    I don't know how to get the extra skip, and I use my skip for 'kill the sheep', 'the right key' and the last stage...
    I really don't get it how to kill that sheep....
     
  3. Slasher

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    This map is awesome!! I really liked it:thumbs_up:
     
  4. Mufanza

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    Thank you for comments, rating and rep, I am really glad that you liked it :]
    There are actually 3 skips hidden among the map, one of them can be reached only in multyplayer
     
  5. Septimus

    Septimus

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    This type of map are design to be as annoying as possible.

    And it ain't really hard if you ever play a map with such a style. All those trap inside this map are easy except the level 5 trap which it never exist at any Are You A Retard map.
     
  6. gan_ws

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    I am stuck at stage number 20 too!
    There isn't any hint..can anyone tell me a hint?

    Be open mind, lolz!
    This map really fun. I am able to get through all these stages...
    Think clearly, and be patient
     
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  7. Khaine

    Khaine

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    I played the map x-times and it makes always fun.
    Mh maybe i found a bug:
    - If you skip the level with the "Bugs" and you skip it; sometimes a few "bugs" don´t disappear.

    Pls make 2 ends!
     
  8. thedeathunterxx

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    umm im not sure but this may be a bug.

    for level 12, the password golem is in my way.

    i know that the password is #$^#$^#$^#$^#$^#$ ( sorry cant say anything :p ). but he still wont let me in.
    WTF? dont tell me @#%^%&$#$^ isn't the password, even though the #$^&*(#^@!#%^^& says it is.
     
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  9. Mufanza

    Mufanza

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    You must stand near the golem when typing the password

    By the way, would you please hide those clues and solutins into the Hidden Text tag, or write ***SPOILERS*** above them? This may ruin the game for someone...
     
  10. M0RT

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    you should really use some better map protector, you can read the solution of almost all levels from the war3.j file :)
    Great map nevertheless, maybe you should increase movement speed of the peasant, it's really annoying when you just walk somewhere and it takes several minutes.
     
  11. thedeathunterxx

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    i did stand near the golem >.>

    but i found a way to get through, but it waz a TOTAL MISTAKE! i had no idea how i still got through !!

    i wont say anythin.
     
  12. Mufanza

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    Nevermind
    Just hide those solutions, please
     
  13. Rmx

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    How do u get passed that fucken SHEeP !!!! but i won the map and used all 4 Skips ! i found a skip in the 3 lever section :)

    Really GREAT MAP but the sheep and the second lever and the right key is so impossible !!!
     
  14. Khaine

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    Yesterday I played the map with a friend and find 1(2) bugs.
    Pls fix them in a new version

    1. Grammar mistake-> you have written Gandalf teh Grey! Right Gandalf the grey!
    2. If you destroy(You can^^) the keys in the the 5. level you can´t open the gate! Right?
     
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    This is a deveious and very clever map, but please could you include a read-me instructions on how do the hard levels?
     
  16. GoldFinger

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    U clik on the sheep loads of times, then it explodes!

    U clik on the sheep loads of times, then it explodes!:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
     
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    some body help me in this stages pm me plz
    the crypt lord one where you will kill a crypt lord, how to kill those
    the ogre one in the junkyard
     
  18. Assassine

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    You can actually push a cryptlord to the edge of the place by attacking and then kill it, there are several places at the edges where they wont heal. But thats not how its supposed to be beaten, as the gate stays close even if you kill one. I skipped that level <.<
     
  19. Mr.Headhunter

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    Ok, here's a hint, if you attack a crypt lord with spikes, you die.. right? so, what happens if you kill one of em with no spikes? keep an sharp eye out.
     
  20. Mufanza

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    That was kinda on purpose :-D [Why? well, because I'm retarded xP]
    Nope :p
    Thanks for pointing that out, I'll try to fix it with new version!